Fuck it I don’t think this party should win at all I’m all in for Jasmine Crockett and Haley Stevens now because democrats should not fucking win

I made a video on how the Asian American orgs in NYC are banding to preserve a GOP vote sink just to keep Manhattan Chinatown and the Brooklyn Sunset Park Chinatown in a single district. These orgs have perpetually been losing that they can’t conceptualize winning anymore. Redraw the fucking maps.

JD Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebration on the 4th of July. Today the Vatican announced Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead.

Ilia Malinin boy you better start taking the WMATA to your practice

Watching Alysa Liu skate to MacArthur Park over and over again to cure my depression

Congrats to BART rider and Oakland legend Alysa Liu on winning a gold medal at the Olympics and making the Bay Area proud!

Short Program: Simple and Clean -PLANITb Remix- // Utada Hikaru Free Skate: Selections from Final Fantasy (real Emotion / Eyes on Me)

The State of New Jersey recognizes today as Lunar New Year. May the auspicious helicopter of thousand blessings land in her garden of abundant peace.

No it’s so cool how they won’t stagger the trains to account for delays and I have to work from top of the garbage can at Secaucus junction

Happy lunar new year

The most annoying kind of internet people are the ones who search the term that they do not like (eg Latinx, Lunar New Year) and go ham at the people using those words as if they were somehow responsible for 9/11

It felt much more satisfying to watch Mikhail Shaidorov, who consistently chides media that call him a Russian athlete and constantly credits Denis Ten with incredible humility, win over Ilia Malinin who calls himself the Quad God and likes to throw gay jokes around.

You know, like Ted Bundy

Posting about ICE on Instagram is now enough to get you an “administrative subpoena.” 👀 @nytimes.com #$META www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...

I need a vocaloid halftime show in my lifetime. #MikuBowl

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

Okay this is insane???

A new level of harassment when a scam call is intercepted by a second scam call. I want to die.

BIG NEWS FROM NJ-11: former Rep. Tom Malinowski concedes, congratulates Analilia Mejia on a positive and well-run campaign, blames AIPAC for his loss, and promises to vigorously oppose anyone AIPAC backs against Mejia in June

My work laptop has been at IT for the past 2 hours and I have never felt so free.

Crying at Benito giving Liam his Grammy

Why do they think I care about the “halftime report”

Why do they think I care about the “halftime report”

I can’t believe that the Epstein files brought down an unpopular government being unnecessarily cruel to immigrants

“Progressive”

Koreans are going absolute bananas over Dubai Chocolate… now there’s Dubai Chewy Cookie, Dubai Kalbi and Dubai Chewy Raw Flounder Roll.

Just turned on the Olympics to the Italian skaters and ngl the song sounds like We Are Charlie Kirk

Just kind of amazed at the campaign strategy of running an incompetent campaign and calling everyone who points it out racist.

Me today unironically, wearing T-shirt + inner shirt + hoodie + parka on top and briefs + long johns + yoga pants + sweats on bottom

Mass market paperbacks that were unsold within 90 or 120 days had their covers stripped (as proof of destruction) then were pulped. Up to 50% of the print run would be destroyed this way. Horribly wasteful: we're MUCH better off with ebooks as the cheap/disposable reading format of choice.

You will never guess what this is in reply to

Getting a nosebleed in my 30s out of the blue is wild

Death Camp For Cutie over here

AIPAC just got the most pro-Palestinian candidate a seat in a safe blue seat tonight.

This is fucking insane

Stephen Miller's attempt to pass Obama's deportation record hinges on indiscriminate street-level roundups -- not targeting "the worst of the worst" as advertised -- including kids, as we've seen in Minnesota.

I don’t know how I can help keep the entire profession of journalism afloat as an individual, but my company is hiring for medical editors. Reach out to me if you’d like referrals.

Happy NJ-11 Democratic Primary Eve to all those who celebrate. Those who observe it should consider touching grass once the snow melts.

Just found out that the vet injected my dog with saline instead of the rabies vaccine because of manufacturer mistake. Yelled at the front desk staff of the hospital for 10 minutes just to get their corporate number (private equity).

> @governor.ny.gov

It’s 2026 and there are still Democrats running with the messaging “end gerrymandering” as opposed to “don’t let ICE abduct kids” Picture unrelated

If I speak… 🤐

I’ve never been less curious about a person, but it makes 10,000% sense that he’s a Mormon.

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

Watching the new Star Trek, and my impression is that it feels very much like The Orville, just with hot young people.

stupid rodent screw you jagoff

I love how they segregated out the In Memoriam tributes

Those of us who work in comics should never forget what these characters can mean.

I really like Reba, but I have never been impressed by any of these In Memoriam performances in awards shows. Like it’s just the section that 99% of the people want to skip ahead.

Billie Eilish used her acceptance speech to say: “No one is illegal on stolen land.” And CBS censored her when she said “Fuck ICE.”