Fountain of blood in the shape of a girl gf, bird on the brim hypnotized by the whirl bf

Who is this linda broad anyways and why these latinas all so obsessed with her

Just crashed prod AMA

I really made it out tha mudd (canada)

It would make my life so much easier as a drake hater if he would just stop dropping good music

5 year plan: Get obscenely rich fall in love with a stripper fake my death overdose on drugs then actually die

This is where I postfrom btw

Me pictured here opting out of analytics sharing on every single piece of software I install

How can I be racist?? Some of my best friends are DAGs

Truly in my cooked sleep schedule era.. when I'm fucked up thats the real me fr

Current mood

Ok I get what people were talking about the vibe being so positive on here now

I am an sfcel trapped in a nychad's body

Gm

Is 1:30am too late to drink a coffee or nah

Yo this card was horrible but the design went so fucking hard goddamn what were they cooking

Bro I leave this place for half a day and youguys let a duck take over plus its not even heron smdh

Updating my linkedin title to "Slaughter gang CEO" and refusing to elaborate

Good morning, good morning, let’s all go out and make some money!!

Starting a DMM groupchat on here except its just the replies to this post and all we do is say gm share memes and act really homoerotic Reply to this post to get in (literally you will already be in because thats the whole gc)

Ok I stopped load shedding time to go jim and see if I can cure my depression and become funny again

Bluesky answers the pressing question "what if there was a platform for guys who kiss their dad on the lips goodnight"

First date idea you tell me you love me (even though you don't love me)

What happens here ??

Checking git logs on the monorepo at my new job and our product manager been crushing golang PRs

Have you guys seen that weird knockoff bollywood movie. I think its called cum dog millionaire

The first rule of bluesky is dont talk about bluesky The second rule is jk please tweet about it incessantly so I have more friends on here

So are youguys just using this as a staging env for your tweets or what

Hey look Im touching grass (the moon)

Me posting my cutelittle intrusive thoughts on here

If you see a fake DMM on here spreading rumours that I have sex dont believe him its all lies

Like this post in 3 seconds or your mother dies instantly in her sleep

Boring ahhh timeline

ROON IS A CHINESE SPY

Im gonna rope

Oh great another platform for @richy.bsky.social to notfollow me back on just what I needed

Im gonna post more slurs

It should be ok to post slurs on here right guys

yeah

If I don't get 100 followers right now I'm gonna become the first person to kill himself on bluesky

Hi is this the right place for the narcoterrorist meetup