i lived my life in this world, and slowly my life turned to hell. so i killed myself, and woke in hell again. so i killed myself and woke in hell. so i killed myself and woke in hell. so i killed myself and woke in hell. so i killed myself and found i was somewhere else

the obvious and implicit answer is "seize global power and reshape the world as they see fit" what did u think the point of creating AGI was just to make a few trillion dollars?? lmao

i will never use an auto blocklist and i basically think anyone who does is a coward

you fucking retards bullied off and literally banned multiple devs for the crime of scraping a platform who's whole fucking value prop was being open? never mind this site is truly absolute dogshit lmao

this is where i post from

this is where i post from

qt this with a picture of something weird and unsettling

if they wanted to make TESCREAL sound like a bad thing they really shouldn't have picked such a cool fucking acronym

i can only assume i'm on some form of starter pack since i've gotten like 400 followers in the last two weeks despite barely remembering this platform exists

step 1: put the slime in the sucker

anyway the timeline here is still easily 10x worse than twitter, getting nearly zero dopamine from this place. if yall want to make this a thing so fuckin bad maybe u should try posting good

reposting a few scifi books u should absolutely fucking read a fire upon the deep & a deepness in the sky too like the lightning & rest of terra ignota anathem permutation city & diaspora blindsight ra by qntm hyperion

the leash? no it isn't really a sex thing, it's mostly just to keep her from running into traffic

breakfast

my gf is gonna ACE this test

blue sky

my girlfriend doesn't know about this app so i can say i love her here without her calling me gay

just had explosive diarrhea in this pond hows yalls friday goin

reel drop

gm

bluesky

FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME

this day old half burrito hits harder than any of the current top posts on this site

it's not the same none of these posts are any good

all u need are shrimp

FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME

actually bananas *are* worth capitalism

so with threads this app has gone full mastodon huh

looks like i picked the wrong week to quit huffing glue

i guess this is the hot new thing again huh

well i guess i'm a fucking bluesky main now

time for my bimonthly bluesky

a different kind of bluesky

i've never seen a woman in a sundress look hot on bluesky

eggs benny 😩

just charged my roomba after leaving it dead for six months, felt a weird sense of guilt at having neglected it like a malnourished pet

bluesky

damn so what's hot is absolutely fucking destroyed now huh, just a sea of mid softcore porn and political brainworm discourse. didn't realize how much i'd come to rely on the twitter algo, but now i live in fear of accidentally switching off chronological lest i take massive psychic damage

dark mode bluesky

udon 😍

coupla bsky power users from tpot mentioned one of their motivations for migrating was grabbing followers / attention here while the platform was still small, striking while the iron's hot to become a big dawg as the platform grows. i get the motivation, but it kinda gives crypto shitcoin vibes...

anyone ever notice how much beehives look like server racks? fuck cloud computing who's building distributed comb compute

bluesky

what if i just used this app like instagram instead of ever posting a substantive thought or engaging in discourse 🤔

bluesky

one of my problems is when i start caring about someone i basically never stop no matter what they do. this is especially bad in relationships but even in friendships i'll remain willing to forgive even egregious behavior an keep providing help loyalty ain't always a virtue

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i no longer recognize like half the skyline, shit changes fast

is this thing still on