I genuinely spent 5 minutes thinking about how many nations are represented on court at the mixed doubles semis. #Wimbledon

Quansah suspended for 2 matches. #FIFA not even trying anymore, I guess. Cunts the lot of them. Infantino should've been gone the SECOND he gave the orange paedo that award. Sometimes there's not enough vomit in the world. #FIFAWorldCup

🎵 This is how we do it... 🎵 They're running old Hungarian movies since, BTW. First one was 'The Witness' by Péter Bacsó, the greatest cinematic own goal by a regime, ever (link below). edition.cnn.com/2026/07/07/e... www.festival-cannes.com/en/2019/a-ta... #Hungary #Freedom #MundusSineCaesaribus

The one kid I feel truly sorry for is Balogun. Forced into a lose-lose-lose situation by two incompetent, corrupt twunts. #FIFAWorldCup #USABEL

jssfckngchrst. Everyone else's heart rate good? #FIFAWorldCup #MEXENG

The most British VSC ever. #F1 #BritishGP

Welp, fuck. Tomorrow matters more. #F1 #BritishGP #TeamLH

57 companies are responsible for 80% of all CO2 emissions, Infantino is watching every fucking match IN PERSON at the #FIFAWorldCup, but I'm the one rinsing out the fucking sour cream tub before chucking it into the recycling bin. I feel like I need to talk to some higher-up cunts.

Please accept my mildest excitement this Canada day, ya luverly beavers. ❤️

If it thinks like a Nazi, talks like a Nazi, behaves like a Nazi, looks and decorates like a Nazi, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT IS?! edition.cnn.com/2026/06/29/p...

He remembers. 🥹 #F1 #AustrianGP #TeamLH

Oh no, it happened again. This is us. Love always wins. #Pride #LGBTQ #Hungary

There's hydration from the fucking sky. #FIFAWorldCup #ENGGHA

That's TWO world champions down for Cabo Verde with points in both matches. Beautiful. What a story! #FIFAWorldCup

Why, oh, why would you start Oyarzabal after the last match? #FIFAWorldCup

Hey, look, the ref forgot the hydration break, BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING STUPID #FIFAWorldCup

Up is down, left is right, xenon’s a solid, aliens are real, South American teams can't win a fucking match... #WorldCup #FIFAWorldCup

THE KING IS BACK

SIR LEWIS CARL DAVIDSON MOTHERFUCKING HAMILTON #F1 #BarcelonaGP #TeamLH

Grid drop for George in Catalunya in my book. #F1 #MonacoGP

Lewis is older than the rest of the podium combined. 😄 #F1 #MonacoGP #TeamLH

WHAT IN THE EVER-LOVING FUCK Please end this. All of it. www.whitehouse.gov/aliens/

Fucking called it. #LFC #YNWA

How old's this kid, again? 😮 #RolandGarros

Luke might win this one tonight, you know. #PDC #PremierLeague

Hey, internet. I'm the only person in the world who actually likes the Ferrari Luce. Come at me two at a time, we'll finish sooner.

That was almost Froome-like from Vingegaard. Scary. #GirodItalia

I'll take a fucking wrecking ball to the simulator if it means we can go back to winning. #F1 #CamadianGP #TeamLH

If you listen very closely, you can hear millions of Reds fans choking back tears. Thank you, Mo. #LFC #YNWA

Since we're introducing new rules, how about this? Potentially dangerous celebration (e.g. backflip) should be rewarded with a red card. #FIFA

Didn't think I'd ever say this, but it was enough vroom-vroom for me until Friday een. #F1 #CanadianGP Waiting for the best possible news on Alex and Johann. #MotoGP #CatalanGP

Raúl Fernández, you absolute fucking cunt. #MotoGP #CatalanGP

Nah, fuck this. No restart, please. #MotoGP #CatalanGP

We need news NOW #MotoGP #SpanishGP

G'bye, Arne. #LFC #YNWA

Mandatory 3-minute hydration breaks at the World Cup. Congratulations, America. You ruined football.

Alex was truly the epitome of never giving up, never giving in and always trying to be better. Took every hardship with a smile. Everything I strive for. What a fantastic human to lose. Fly high, my man!

Who's your birthday twin?

I don't believe a single fucking thing about this. #WHCD

FLOOOOOOOOOOOO GET IN SON #LFC #YNWA

Are you shitting me with this refereeing again?! #LFC #YNWA

Acted like a true cunt, Muñoz #LFC #YNWA

ROBBOOOOOOO YOU BEAUTY #LFC #YNWA

Welcome back, Alex! #LFC #YNWA

Fabio in the points with that shitty excuse for a scooter! WHOOOOOOO! #MotoGP #SpanishGP

I just watched a press conference on Hungarian national telly and the man answering the questions wasn't telling me to be afraid, nor did he want me to prepare for war. Calm, collected, coherent. Cannot tell you how good this feels.

LIVERPOOL IS RED #LFC #YNWA

HE CONCEDED! HE CONGRATULATED MAGYAR! GUYS, WE'VE FUCKING GONE AND BLOODY DONE IT! 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺💪💪💪 #Hungary #Elections #MundusSineCaesaribus

I know, I KNOW, our country's population counts as statistical error when you look at this beautiful blue marble but, for fuck's sake, if we can do this, so can all of you. Everywhere. This shit matters. Love always wins. Say a little prayer, please. 💪🇭🇺 #Hungary #Elections #MundusSineCaesaribus

I tend to keep a stiff upper lip, but even I would've complained if they left me bobbling with three others in a high-tech cupboard for an hour and a half. #ArtemisII