Batman could do more good in the world with his money than he could by punching. He prefers punching.

I used to love music...been hard Since my divorce. Metal still seems fine.

My toaster is hitting on me and it's freaking me out.

My butthole tastes like Christmas, in case you were wondering. Not that anyone will read this.

Would you rather be hanged or Elon Musk's assistant? Hang me,please. Whenever works for you.

What's nice is that I get so little engagement that I can just say I hate myself and want to die, and no one will ever see it.

Pete Ricketts is a piece of shit.

In a bad place? Call your senators and reps and cuss them out. It helps. I think

My new hobby as a Nebraskan is calling the people who represent me and calling them pieces of shit.

The name is Gambit... remember it.

Rewatching X-Men 97 episode 105...will be crying soon.

"What house were you?" I didn't go to Hogwarts...I went to Xavier's.

Fuck it, I declare X-Men 97 the best animated series ever made. (Obviously the original was good too)

1) the return of X-Men 97 blew my mind 2) I don't want to wait till next week for more.

I just got transported to being a teenager again. New season of X-Men 97 had Veruca Salt's Volcano Girls playing and my brain exploded in enjoyment.

Eat shit Ehan Klein.

If your solution for dealing with extremists is to kill everyone who looks like the extremist, you are also an extremist. Yes, I am talking about Israel. But, I also see the U.S. on a similar path and I don't feel good about any of this.

Lost my birth certificate today. I said that I wished I was never born, not that I couldn't prove I was born.

Israel can eat shit. Jews are still cool.

open.spotify.com/track/5ts5J2... This song came out in 1992. The punks always know before anyone else.

Was talking to the they/them working at a grocery store in small town Nebraska. They had numerous LGBTQ+ pins and wristbands. They said they have been working there for 10 years. Maybe my home town isn't as bigoted as I thought. Their voting record is still shit, though.

Anyone know what this is and how it functions.

It is 1AM central time in Northeast Nebraska. Humidity is so bad it now feels warmer than it did when the sun was out earlier. This week is gonna suck.

Scotland knocked out of World Cup? But....the fans were having fun...

I know I'm old now because I made a creamy chicken and rice soup and have strong opinions now on gas vs. electric mowers.

I just touched grass so hard, it's an inch shorter, now.

U S women's soccer puts the man's team to shame.

I see that you have braces. God wanted you to have crooked teeth.

Being a leftist is being right when you say it, right when it comes true, and right when everyone denays it.

open.spotify.com/track/5ts5J2... 1992. Leftists always know and none of y'all want to listen.

The two most impactful pieces of media in my life were Chris Claremont's run on X-Men and punk rock, Bikini Kill in particular.

If I was rich, I'd go watch Winnipeg Jets and Milwaukee Brewers games... instead of halting aid to poor people around the world. Guess that's why I'm not a trillionaire.

God Loves, Man Kills is one on the best stories I've ever read. Why I'm a secular humanist and not a Christian...well, in part.

Replaying X-Men Legends. Fun game, dialogue is weak. They should have hired @gailsimone.bsky.social

The Republicans nor the Democrats are not your favorite sports team. Loyalty to a group who is not loyal to YOU is ridiculous. They are supposed to work for us. These motherfuckers are supposed to work for us. Make them.

I'm a sucker for Murder She Wrote singing that Disney song.

Do the dumb dumbs realize that if you're not a citizen of the United States, you're not allowed to vote? I don't think these dumb dumbs realize that. And, yes, dumb has a b, most people don't realize that.

It's cheesy, but man...it's so sincere.

Fuck you Ben Folds for making me cry

Selena was amazing. Such a shame she was killed by someone who fell off the dead end.

Where priorities really lie

open.spotify.com/playlist/2WB... Playlist I made for my ex-wife...feel free to mock me.

Feel like the incredible hulk...that I could explode in rage...but...being even tempered is a better way to walk. Exploding in rage is weakness. A strong man tempers his base impulses.

Dude would know, he's been there.

I'm crying to a Bon Jovi song if you were curious as to how pathetic I am.

Americans: Everything is so fucked! Tourists: not everything, these tacos rule!

I live in the first district of Nebraska. Mike Flood, the current Rep is a clown. Austin Ahlman is running as an independent. There's also a Democrat. Backemeyer should drop out and endorse Austin. No D is going to win this district. I has an outside chance if you're not there.

It is weird to listen to an album on a streaming service when you used to play the cassette.

I was told I shouldn't say Jesus fucking Christ so much anymore, so henceforth I shall be saying Jesus Jerking off.

open.spotify.com/episode/7eUH... Happy Pride, baseball fans!