It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss.

Sundays are a day of rest, unless you are a Bills fan and then it’s just constant restlessness.

As she was saying….

“We’re a second half team” she whispered to herself over and over again.

Leonard Williams next week against the Colts

Me looking at all the Cyber Monday emails offering only 30% off

Keon Coleman RN:

Me to the Buffalo Bills, everyday, week, year:

I’m not an OC but throwing into triple coverage seems like a bad idea…

Bernard as #8 < Bernard as #43

The good news — we get a week reprieve of having to watch this garbage

We’re gonna need a defensive touchdown because the offense isn’t going to produce one playing like this

They’re trying to get cute but it’s just lipstick on a pig

Turf monster coming up big for us

Both the offense and defense have taken steps back this year…I tried to dismiss it but it’s undeniable.

Josh seems too happy since getting married…we need to see angry Josh come out in games.

Glimmer of hope, flag, injury, rinse, repeat

I willingly put myself through this…

🎶The night the replays went out in Georgia 🎶

Old frying pan hands finally came through with a catch 👏🏻

That was pathetic.

Who lied to McDermott and told him those glasses were a good idea?

Cue up some Chumbawamba

Colinsworth shoehorning Mahomes into the conversation ✅

Hochuli is so performative

Did James Cook piss Brady off this week? Why aren’t we running the ball?

Bills player literally steps on the field

Shawn Hochuli is such a tool

Josh Allen is directly responsible for the breakdown of family in WNY. We used to be able to have weekly family get-togethers on Sundays and crowd around to watch the Bills. Now they pretty much only play in PrimeTime and it’s too late to have a party on school nights.

Death, Taxes, and Kyle Shanahan’s system getting his QBs injured.

Scheffler is probably trying to avoid confrontations so he doesn’t violate his parole.

I have a theory that the Ravens continuously receive the benefit of the doubt because their black uniforms make them look more tough than they actually are. 💁🏻‍♀️

JA17 moves to 8-0 in Thursday games

Brilliant strategy by the Bills. Play just shitty enough to win and potentially keep Mike McDaniel from getting fired.

“Rapp Sheet” - list of all the Bills players injured by a particular teammate.

Me watching James Cook:

Justin Fields?!

1st Half Chargers vs 2nd Half Chargers

The Chargers are the toddler that you think might be getting the hang of it and then a minute later they sh!t the bed, and you have to reevaluate everything.

The adult version of “Where’s Waldo” is finding the number of timeouts left on each networks graphics during a football game.

Virtual measurement and catch assessments process and order of operations going just as you would think. Carry on.

In case “Proud to be an American” isn’t hitting right this year and you still need some music to listen to - TLC’s “Diggin on You” is technically a 4th of July song 💁🏻‍♀️ youtu.be/tReIHIDX354?...

The “Stanley” my kids are allowed to drink water from this summer:

I’m not an overthinker but I did lay in bed last night for a solid 30 minutes contemplating whether the Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B was actually the top man at his craft if he can’t blow a note without the bass and guitar playing with him.

Thanks to the Toy Story movies I had to make sure “Teddy” was upright because I felt guilty he might be drowning in his bath if I turned him facedown.

I can’t wait to tell my grandkids about the 2020 NFL Draft. It was glorious.

If Rory can win the Masters and a career grand slam the Bills can win the Super Bowl

Scotty Scheffler has become the Seattle Seahawks of the PGA Tour (@bykevinclark.bsky.social)

That time of the year again when all the men “Meal Plan”…but it’s actually just them imagining what their Masters Champions dinner menu would be.