Heated Rivalry is making me think about my straight bestie in college who played hockey at NYU & truly fell in love with me. He’d lay in my bed & cuddle with me, tell me to ask our friends to leave so it could be just us, & when he broke up with his girlfriend he called me crying saying he needed me

I love fighting with republicans. It’s a mental exercise for me. I essentially grab them by their straw hair and swing them back and forth against the pavement like a rag-doll intellectually until I’ve beaten the will to live out of them. And I hope they go home and contemplate suicide after. Do it.

Just because I’ve been banned from Twitter doesn’t mean my life long mission of terrorizing republicans has ended. I’ve had 5 accounts banned from TikTok already this year and I still have instagram! The only thing I hate more than republicans are probably shallow gay men and monkeys (all species)

A brain surgeon just liked me on Hinge 😍😍😍 goodbye poverty

Monkeys and Taylor Swift both have sinister energy. Something deeply sinister.

I am going to start invoicing men and jobs for wasting my time.

I’ve always felt like my blood was cursed with longevity and life and today I found out my 14th GREAT GRANDMOTHER — FOURTEENTH - 14TH lived until 117. Born in 1555 and died in 1672. I’m just gonna be here suffering forever 😫

This may sound elitist but I’d rather be alone than be with someone blue collar. I’m sorry I didn’t work my ass of to graduate from NYU to end up with an idiot who doesn’t read, cant keep up with me intellectually, and who I have to explain every little thing to cus they’re dumb.

So what’s everyone’s current teams on Legends: ZA?

I’m convinced Yellowstone is Elysium

In HS I used to call this girl I didn’t like Jane Goodall and her best friend Koko cus she had sideburns and looked like a gorilla. Feel like sending her an RIP message today to let her know I didn’t forget her.

I love a good load 🤤 #cum #load #swallow #gay

Leaving this here www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8SVJVSy/

So this job called me a month ago left me a voicemail for an interview called her back and she’s been ghosting me. So now since she left me her cell number I call every night at 3/4am to let her know to not be a dumb bitch and at least communicate with me. ☺️ and I will continue this until she learn

Just don’t try me.

“That’s what you need, I got you f*ggot”

Oh no. My hole is exposed. I hope no one tries to eat it. What will I ever do? 🥺

I have such a problem being around mortals. Like I don’t know how to deal with it. Their emotions are so trivial to me. Their thoughts. Their everything. I don’t know how to relate to a mortal. Especially one who sees everything in the now. To me the now extends a decade to them it’s instantaneous

Toasty

Not my weed guy wanting to have him as his psychic/witch to do readings and shit in exchange for free weed. We love bartering our skills.

I’d rather be alone than have a man that’s sober and doesn’t do drugs. Like what a boring life. PASS.

I’m supposed to perform a seance next week. Idk if I wanna let the spirit possess me to speak face to face or not yet.

I fucking hate men

Can’t spell dissapointMENt without MEN

The way I just solo’d a team on Pokemon Unite our score was 992 and I scored 612 out of the 992 with 89 assists. You can’t keep a bad bitch down. I usually solo teams tbh cus my team always ends up useless. (I’m a Ceruledge main)

Omg so like this guy I know who just got locked up wants me. Like bad. He added me before his girlfriend to his visitor list and has been calling me to go see him. His daughter and her very very very hot boyfriend came to tell me I need to go see him and I’m like? Well let me have a prison husband

Someone clocked my on my knuckles today cus they were all torn up. Like yes I beat a faggot up and what of it? I’ll do it again and to more fags that try it.

Hot men keep systematically ending up with UGLY guys and I get it. It’s security knowing your partner can’t do better but personally I could never be with someone ugly

“If you can’t put it on your resume what’s the point” - me about men at this point in my life

If you followed me on TikTok I’m sorry but I got banned again 😪 the Christians got me this time. Last time was the MAGAts. But I’ve resurrected

There’s an f word by the name of Jack W**rm*n that is a social climbing leech and she’s a worthless POS who looks 20 years older than she is cus she’s been peddling her loose pussy around NYC trying to land a rich man.

Republicans. Especially MAGA is a cancer that I hope is eradicated/rectified soon. None of them deserve a voice when they can’t even read.

I have to talk about this somewhere cus last night was one of the most GHETTO nights of my life

Drinking red wine and black coffee together like a complete psychopath

Rewatching Desperate Housewives and everyone was fighting over Mike? A loser plumber who is in debt and has a bad machismo attitude? Yeah good luck. Why id never marry blue collar

If there’s one F word I don’t like and NEVER will it’s James Cornick. I’d make it a point to elbow him as hard as I could in the ribs when I’d see him out at Fishbowl etc. such a vapid worthless POS with nothing to offer.

Not even sorry but elitism needs to be brought back cus what do you mean someone who only amounted to community college or a school with a 90% acceptance rate is trying to argue with me who has a degree from NYU. Like people need to learn their place and their brain bracket

I have a confession. I’m a sucker for a white frat boy that looks like he’ll call me a buffalo fucker and pillage my teepee with his smallpox 🥵🥵🥵 more so if they’re wearing a backwards hat and frat letters with a deep voice

gay, tired, and h—

People I haven’t spoken to in years are texting me for my bday. People I didn’t even leave on good terms with. I know that’s right, they always come back 🗣️

Hello. It’s my birthday today. Why aren’t there balloons on here like the bird app?

This guy told me one of his niche interests is The Muppets. So like that means he likes to get fisted right?

daimyo: the tyrannical shogun requests my presence in Edo. to sate his paranoia I must reside there for six months wife: why does your luggage seem to consist mostly of sake barrels daimyo, coughing: he is a cruel master, my lord. His capricious whims are truly unknowable

There’s nothing that I hate more than Summer. I hate the sun. I hate summer and I hate light.

Room kinda smells like farts.

Mike White: (flagged because spoilers)

Who doesn’t clean out their blender before using it? Only yt people #WhiteLotus

Lucious Malfoy is gonna poison his family #WhiteLotus

Twinks have no place on Earth tbh. They’re gross. 🤢