*me experiencing a minor inconvenience talking to my adhd brain* Do not hyperfixate on this Do not hyperfixate on this Do not hyperfixate on this Do not hyperfixate on this Do not hyperfixate on this

Mannnnnn Working in any administrative position at a law firm at the end of the year??? (I’ve threatened to quit my job everyday this week)

I was driving this morning and I seen a Cadillac make a hazardous u/turn in a the middle of a busy street. I said “I bet that’s my mama cause she drive like that”. I pull up beside the Cadillac at a stoplight and, yep, it’s my mama lmaoooooo

Had a talk with a coworker bc she said she’s upset that a mutual friend bc she never gifts her anything back. The friend is a Jehovah’s Witness. And I’m telling her “they don’t do any of that and her giving you a gift back is going against her beliefs” but she still wanna be fake offended 😐

Woke up and went to drag show to celebrate my bestie’s birthday and had wayyyy too many sangrias. Went home took a nap (bc old). Now I’m back outside with my homegirl and her dude on this bar crawl. I’m imposing a curfew for myself.

I went to the beauty supply to get some body spray and I asked the girl “what’s popular” and she shows me a bottle of perfume that was $65. Girl 😐 Don’t piss me off. This is not Macy’s. Where them lil roller oil bottles at?

Sent bunny this pic and he talmbout “you look adorable but where are your glasses” like omg let me be cute and blind in peace 😒

I’m going through my old voice notes and I’m listening to an old argument between me and my former friend. And listening to this shit now? Yeah. That friendship wasn’t gone last. Also. Kinda hate libra men.

This Ravens game is stressing my lil boo out so bad lmaooooo

I’m very unsober (he is too)

My fee fee playlist

I get accused of being mean but I’m not mean. I’m just outspoken. And I refuse to bite my tongue. However, the crazy thing is I’m an in confrontational person. Like conflict avoidant until conflict is unavoidable.

I don’t stress them out on purpose. It’s never intentional. I am a woman who is free and honest and I stress them out because they want to bring me into submission. But like, I’m not an Eve kinda woman. I’m a Lilith.

Confession: I be stressing men out and the ones I stress out the most never forget me. But I schwaretagod I wish they would.

I wrote a song about it…. Wanna hear it? Here it go

It’s snowing again. I’m going to sleep.

I made it through mercury retrograde unscathed. Day 1 of the shadow period? Chaos.

Follow up. Finally got a text from my bd. He big mad 😂

Question: do narcissists realize they are narcissists? Like? Do they realize when they attempt to manipulate and change the narrative to suit their agenda? Or do they just be out here on vibes?

& don’t give a fuck, neither! Shouldn’t had did what yo ass did

Sooooo I recently started my Master’s program in Library Information Sciences and book banning is a big topic in all of my classes. What I need yall to know is that these charges to ban books are being led by political groups and they are relying on poor info to challenge these books (+)

I’m not letting a damn thing go until I’m good and ready. This is Grudge City over here.

What type of oil do I need

Not sure what my BD said to my daughter (she’s 17) but I’m sure her reaction was valid.

This song got me in my feelings

I can’t express my deep crush on Wale on twitter so I’m coming here to do it 😭😭 like real bad. I just need five minutes alone with him

I’m the most hated.

My brother is a whore. My 🔴 dropped while I’m at his crib and he brought me a period baggie with pads, ibuprofen, and chocolates. I always be like “how he be pulling the baddies??” This is how. Whore behavior.

Me and brother and drinking and watching Tubi hood movies and what could be better than this right now

Still cracking up bc my homeboy is been through it since his daughter came out to him lmaoooo like friend, it’s okay

Got off work at 3 and I been cooking since I got home. Im taking a break to have a glass of wine and rest my lil feet for a minute.

My daughter got her hair braided today and decided to get blonde braids. Why she do this???

I decided several months ago that I don’t like a particular coworker. And for some reason, she ain’t picking up the vibe and she keeps trying to win me over. I don’t know why she is choosing me to be her final boss of friendship but I wish she’d stop.

We’re currently watching Death Becomes Her now bc I’m weak and I have no backbone (Also KC pissed me off)

My daughter wanted to watch movies today and I had to explain to her that today is a football day and I’m going to be watching football until 10:30pm

Sooo there's a whole entire history behind this episode. Some kids from the inner city wrote this episode. If I'm remembering right, it went over pretty well 😊

I wonder how this episode went over in 1970 Show is Bewitched. It’s on Hulu. First half is in b&w fyi.

I started watching Beyond the Gates from the beginning bc it’s always on when I get my nails done and this show is so messy. I’m sat.

I intentionally waited to do my thanksgiving shopping and went to the grocery store after 8pm. I just figured everyone would be in the stores during the day time. Great decision for me.

First word you see is how you will close out 2025 🌝💫

Had a long talk with my friend about his teen/preteen daughter coming out to him. I told him the only thing he should care about is her being happy and his love and acceptance of her is more important than anything else. If she like girls, she like girls 🤷🏽‍♀️ she still yo baby girl no matter what.

Bessfrannn just sent me this video and they gon be in town for her birthday activities so I guess we finna be in the building or whatever

Yas

This lady that’s interviewing Trump on 60 minutes? She so hard 😭 I think I love her

Cardi kinda ate Glorilla and Meg up on the remix

So nobody finna post the link???? Yall be some real haters sometimes

I’m still drunk from last night

Please tell me someone else has heard this song. Everyone I play it for be like “who dis?”

Taurus men are such drama queens lol