((I was like.... "I'mma do a hot dad gpose" and oh god his model is so scrawny and awkward I couldn't take it seriously.))

((Oh this is some cursed shit. DJKSDSD))

Ye gods I need a drink.

@mamameliance.bsky.social ".......................................Can I help you, ma'am?"

((I can't escape it. Every time I read Van's lines all I can hear is Keith David. Sometimes Tommy Lee Jones. But mostly Keith David.))

((Collar a Nunh. I DARE YOU.))

[Staring at his tomephone and letting out THE LONGEST SIGH.]

I see today is "stay the hell out of Ul'dah if you want to get anything done" day.

((Heehooo))

((Yoink for the gwump))

((Yoink for the gwump))

((I keep forgetting to post this))

((Enjoy your shark fact of the day))

((......HIMI IS HIS AGENT J))

((I had an epiphany early and realized X'vanet is Tommy Lee Jones as Agent K levels of grumpy. Husk was too cussy of a grump. But Agent K? (Or really any of Lee's grumpy roles) is factually perfect.))

((I keep forgetting to post this))

@magitekdaddy.etheirys.social Awkwardly clears his throat as he shuffles into the workshop. "So. Cid. I may haaaave.... broken my leg."

((The answer may surprise you! :) ))

((The answer may surprise you! :) ))

((This is still one of my favorite doodles because Van insisted he was just a Tia for the longest time. The moment Himi and the other two WoL's ran into him after training they were like... "...Like hell you are."))

((And another!))

((Heehooo))

((I should remake this sometime. This was them back in ARR when they didn't get along very well. I can't remember the dialogue for this, but they were fighting over the correct way to handle a situation. ))

((Nyeheheh. Himi's fellow WoL's in her main canon. Resin, X'vanet, and Tamru~!))

((Chewing on X'vanet DJKSDHK I don't have any sexy art of my nunh and it's a crime.))

((I should probably save the good prompt stuff somewhere, I can never find the ones intended to introduce characters. DJHSK But these'll do!))

....Oh what did she do now.

((Let me follow people, you tart of a socmed.))

((I don't have a lot of stuff for him which is a CRIME))

Lore thread! - Has eight kids between three mothers. X'shiemma is the only one he knows the current location of. Thanks Imperials! - Lost left leg in the Calamity. He /will/ kick you with it. - Heehoo might've been a Upright Thieve or Sister. He'll never tell. + + +

~~OOC Notes and Info Thread~~ - Source Shard for @lastnamehere.bsky.social They're both aware of this, though they don't go around announcing it. - He's a Nunh, but will often tell people he's a Tia to avoid questions. - He doesn't hate you he's just gwumpy. +++