rip king you'll get a happy ending i promise

It’s her.

I take canon out back and beat it with a stick until it stops twitching

Keeley Jones, inventor of “Sexy Christmas”, would love this.

I’m still convinced it’s a money laundering scheme, but at least we have some gems while they wash their money ❤️‍🩹

Also just finished the show Tiny Beautiful Things! It has left me an emotional wreck and I will be thinking about it for a long time🤗

*holding hands and palms on cheeks*

God i love when the sky does its thing

“I’m a small party person…but i also love a rave”…Nicole Kidman you’re always surprising me ❤️

Angelina Jolie to star in Alice Winokur’s next movie #Stitches. 🎬 The film is set in the world of high fashion, kicking off in Paris. All other plot details are being kept secret.

Decentralize men from your world view, please.

Cold emailing probably feels great if you have a humiliation kink.

it’s cool being able to scroll through more than six posts without wanting to k!ll myself

Bringing my manifestations here because… well-

Post your favorite movie poster of all time. It always comes back to TSOM! The vibrancy of the colors, and the character dynamics perfectly illustrated. It always brings me back to the kinds of films that made me fall in love with storytelling.

*The sounds of maracas play as Biden walks off into the Amazon Rainforest*

A few months ago I was in New York, walking around the Natural History museum listening to Leonard Bernstein…can I go back to that moment? It seems like much simpler times.

The Sunday scaries are setting in

Chappell Roan saying “My kink is watching you ruin your life” actually reset my hard drive

That doesn’t make any sense 🤨 IT DOES IF YOU’RE A STUDENT OF THE BALLAD 🫵🏽🤭😋🤗

An echo chamber sounds like a cool place to get high and yell Fleetwood Mac lyrics.

Beyoncé and Kelly Rowland stun in newly shared photos.

Shrinking season two, you are loved by me!!

Just finished episode 2…hey quick question, what the fuck

a new diva has entered the villa 💕

I can’t lie, his face card is lethal.

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

#nw Bad Sisters Season 2

Just learned an Irish man is playing Orpheus in hadestown on the west end…

so we moved to bluesky

BEST thing about this site,, I can hide negative replies and unattach my posts from reposts that are rude,,, I ain’t gonna take no negativity or trolling on my page. You will not build up by tearing others down here.

I posted this then stepped out of my car, and it felt like fall!! *girl who is going to be okay* It’s Florida, so it will wear off by 12pm, but wow. 🍂

I’m one “don’t piss me off” away from spontaneous combustion.

Sharing music is a love language

I guess we go here now?

SHE AINNNNT NO DIVAAAA

We got this 🫶🏼

Now more than ever, this sounds like the High School Theatre Show sketch from SNL.

Send HELP 🫠

I don’t know who either of these people are and I’m too scared to ask at this point

My dad got upset when i sneaked in a Renaissance song in the rotation driving home tonight. He started screaming “donde esta cowboy carter” 😭

*My dad speaks* Mami: terrible day to have ears

only consuming bad news online every day is probably good for your mental health overall

I need you more than want you…and i want you for all time…

This feels Regina Mills coded.

I swear if another hurricane is passing through us…