Like what did they mean sneak? Did he point and go “hey what’s that?” and run out? It’s not a big tent…

Generally speaking more fans probably need to be punched

I guess what I don’t understand is, NFL has to tell the Steeler’s that DK is done for the day, right? NFL can’t let him back out there, right?

Yeah folks THATS the yips. Elliot gonna have to look for a job tomorrow

Playoff Fantasy Football. LFG.

Football fights in general are weird, but they’re especially weird when the 2 teams in question are trained to kill people for their day job.

Jesus what a mess

I am irrationally annoyed by that drone

There HAS to be an explanation for the Sixers in the 3rd period. Has to be.

Maybe his leg got longer suddenly

He’s putting the edge in Edge-Rusher and I’m here for it

Yeah well we won the war so.

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A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:

Getting to meet Tom was one of the true blessings of my career. I’ve designed much of his work, but he visited as we did the US premiere of The Hard Problem at the Wilma Theater. I was overwhelmed to be in his presence, and he was as gracious as you could imagine.

Like, dictionary definition of murder.

There are a rare few of us who root for both the New York Giants and Penn State Nittany Lions. You may know so of them yourself. If you get a chance, check in on them. They may have just started drinking heavily.

That man put ten toes in the ground and said “do your homework” to Issac Fucking Chotiner.

We thought our Chotiner cos-play jokes were so funny until we found out he’s a reply-guy, too.

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lol the Rams didn’t even consider running the ball, 5 yards from the goal line.

This is correct.

The phrase “Boola Boola” seems to upset my dog

Listen this is already a good time, but if you wanna spice things up, play “Goodbye Horses” by Q Lazzarus while reading this thread. You’ll thank me later.

Open a fucking book, would you? Jesus.

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I’m not proud of this development, but it seems I have become a person who likes his traffic and weather on the 2s.

I really can stress this enough to the Bond writers. You can make Rowan Atkinson Bond if you want. The only exposition you need to write is: “Rowan Atkinson is now Bond”. That’s it. Nothing else matters. Literally no one is watching a Bond film going “wait, but in the last Bond film…”

Guys it’s not the MCU. You just start over with a new actor. Just like….every other iteration.

My timeline indicates that you do not appreciate great defensive matchups on Monday night and I just want to say, this is not how your fathers raised you.

I mean I get why everyone hated it but that game was dope

This may sound crazy, but I’m actually pretty convinced that Schumer and the 8 did this because they’re actually that pissed about Mamdani.

Not for nothing but if the Dems think this means he’s gonna just bring SNAP back, they’re completely insane. No way SNAP is coming back in the form it was 2 months ago.

I don’t understand did Justin Herbert shrink 4 inches or something?

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Heard this story on the radio this morning. Just a heads up, I’ll eat toast and and lettuce if I have to, but I will absolutely burn your store down before not feeding my dog.

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My god it is objectively hideous

Imagine going to the Supreme Court to insist you can starve people. Unbelievably depraved.

Psyched for Elon to finally achieve artificial super-intelligence. Can’t see what could go wrong with an ASI programmed with these values

I guess I don’t understand, can’t they just leave the Blue Tent down? Why does it need to operate like a beach chair?

As always, fuck that guy.

Pennsylvania is a state that has really diverse & high stakes, up and down the ballot tomorrow. —control of state supreme court —lower state court races —Philly DA: Krasner's reelect —important, heated school boards —partisan battles for county execs in swing counties —Bucks County at a crossroads

Listen you all can joke but you’ve never seen my BLT on a toasted baguette. I’ll knock you the fuck out with that crust.

man this new Dan Brown novel sucks

If you’re a theatre-maker, it’s hard to overstate how strange Wally’s film/TV career has been

I hate the Schuylkill Expressway more than basically anything. Fucking nightmare of a highway in Philly that I’ve given up way too much of my life too. But there’s a moment, east-bound, where you turn a corner and see the majesty of the city…it’s breathtaking. I fucking love Philly.

Oh Desmond Bane you’re picking the wrong fight in wrong neighborhood.

“I’m really moved to have my work featured at three theatres in my artistic home of Philadelphia. It’s rare that audiences can look at a writer’s canon over time.” -playwright James Ijames on the “James Ijames Pass” at Arden Theatre Company, Wilma Theater, and Philadelphia Theatre Company