Can someone do my laundry today

Yesterday I had a duel with co workers at an all you can eat Sushi place and won! There was also a sushi roll named "White Devil" and they said it was named after me lol.

What did yall get me for my birthday? 🥺🥺🥺

Which one of my homies wants to hold hands like this?

My birthday party will be at waffle house on Thursday

Happy early daddies day. I will try to smooch as many dads as I can.

One sentence horror story. You feel a pain in your balls as if you sat on them, but someone else sat on your balls. Was that scary?

My birthday is on pride month. You know what that means. You all have to make me gay cake.

Just heard vibe coding in a meeting presented as a positive.... we are a cybersecurity consultant firm 😭

Tribal Hunter makes me feel funny

Some Pride'26 card for @ulviyuitza.bsky.social this ych available here www.furaffinity.net/view/65221254/ #ych #sale #commsopen #pride26

Every night I try to sleep to a video essay I get a 6 minute add from PragerU. How evil of an organization can you be.

HAIRY MEN BOOBBS BOBBSABAOAAABBB

The woke virus has made all the caked up mannequins go away

Have Brakkie with programmer socks and bandana for pride month~

There are too many people that are bad at Deadlock and have burnt peanut humor. Pick a struggle loser.

Why Wordle is homophobic a thread 🧵

Middle aged man yaoi month

Happy birthday gay people

Time to start a riot!

Bussy bussy bussy fat bussy bussy bussy bussy fat fat bussy

Do do ever look at objects and wonder if you can bounce on it

Bro my pants split at my butt today and nobody told me

What are you all getting me for pride month?

I want to be boiled 🥺

Every 3 day weekend so far this year I have been sick

My psychiatrist said I need a beefy guy to lay on top of me to assist my mental illness

Fucking stop using fucking Spotify just fucking stop. There are no excuses. If you're an indie artist and you prop up Spotify because you think it helps you you're part of the problem. Stop using it to listen. Stop using it to host your music.

I am playing scooby doo creepy run in your walls rn

Just ate a big burrito #mpreg

Found a bug where you can deflect multiple projectiles at once. Tempted to keep it in... #gamedev #screenshotsaturday

it’s The ✨ Lash ✨ 😇 my #deadlock cosplay for ACEN

Why are there so many gay bears on my feed

Im so sick and twisted in the head idk if I want to delete my enemies or get freaky with them

Busty werewolf dad's near me

I get swamp butt so easily

When you chilling with bro and he hits you with the chug jug splash potion gulp gulp 9000

Yesterday we beat Hades twice with the Zeus Shield and Hades Spear! It's been fun planning out my builds in a more reactive way to what the game is willing to give me instead of trying to brute force a certain playstyle from the beginning. We've also been progressing the subplots a bunch!

I shaved one arm pit and forgot the other

Today would of been lightning bugs birthday

james 🧀

I've never had sex but I imagine it feels like eating a good sandwich with tzatziki sauce

How it feels when you need to go buy food in 2026.

Smoking cigarettes while pumping gas is such a vibe

I lowkey want to C0mi$$!0n a chiikawa version of my sona

I wonder if I am straight passing

The cosmic brownies and cookies caught up to me... gained 10 pounds. Lol

Whimsy