Please join me in the celebration of Thummy Thursday. This is a side profile. You can see the imprint of my jeans on my belly. I wish you all a happy new year.

The toxic masculinity coursing through my veins

I’m proud of this one

Make it stop

Tummy Thursday. Getchu a handful

NYE belly for your viewing pleasure. Send cuddles. And tacos

I love 311. But this is THE 90s album of all time

Let me put yall on. As a self-proclaimed chicken tendy connoisseur, Longhorns has the best in the game. Better than Zaxbys, Canes, you name it.

Merry Goutmas, everyone!

The Marleys were dead, to begin with

Cat tax

Mmmmm. Suddenly I am a little parched

Don’t mind me. I’ll just be here. Watching A Muppet Christmas Carol. Alone. Sigh

Shhhhh. Don’t tell my nutritionist. Bumblebee tuna

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Fireflies by Owl City is almost 20 years old

I’m running critically low on cuddles. We’re at defcon 2.

Gang gang

@lockedbottom.com I hope this ok to post youtu.be/ZjkdUkOYP4g?...

My platonic homosexual life mate showed me Kirby’s dream course tonight and I’m obsesssed. I need a balatro meets Kirby’s dream course, meets tactical rpg rougelite now!

Happy Friday

Butts were touched

Got a pot roast going. Might be having a cute fella over… maybe he’ll let me touch his butt 👉👈

The other day I wanted deviled eggs and I made some. So, I made the components of deviled eggs. By the time all the filling was made, I didn’t feel like piping it back into their cavities. So I thought, what if I just chop up the whites and mix it all together. Egg salad. I made egg salad lol

Metroid Prime 4 is 11 hours long. $70 for 11 hours. Pass

Adult Spelling Bee. Which word you losing on? For me: necessary, piranha, and renaissance. Ain’t no way

Just a PSA. I’m a firm believer in Eskimo kisses. This message brought to you by Carl’s Jr. -Carl’s Jr. Fuck you, I’m eating-

Thank you to everyone who reached out yesterday. It means a lot to me. You warmed an old cubs heart

Promise I’m not heavy in my sads today

Today would’ve been our 21st anniversary. He’s been gone 3.5 years. I never knew I could miss someone so much. His absence weighs a ton on me. The grief and guilt has worn me paper thin. Tell the people you love how much you love them. Have the uncomfortable conversations. I’m a mess without him ♥️

4th session with my therapist today and she told me “you’re frying my brain”. Welcome to my hell, babe 🫠

Oh the weather outside is weather

I know what you really want. It’s okay. Bask in his holy chubness

David the Gnome was my sexual awaking

Dad needs an extra hand this mornin, champ

I was in Gatlinburg TN over the weekend. I maybe saw one pair of Hokas the whole time. Guys… I think they’re losing market share.

Monday

Belly for your viewing pleasure

Never stop reaching for your dreams

Taking advantage of this unseasonably warm weather and getting a lot of scootin in. God fucking dammit I love this thing

Tummy Tuesday

Monochrome Monday

I had no idea when I bought the Honda Helix how hard I’d fall in love with it. It’s so much fucking fun. And I get to feel super masc when I change the oil. Now, who wants cuddles?

Mornin, sport

This is a very special day. When I first met Billy back in 04 he had a Christmas cactus. And he maintained it through the years of us. After he passed I was distraught And beside myself that his plants got neglected and died too. My mom gave me this one earlier this year. I’ve done my best

Memes were superb today, good job, everyone

Wishing you the Tummiest of Tuesdays

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