Never stop reaching for your dreams

Taking advantage of this unseasonably warm weather and getting a lot of scootin in. God fucking dammit I love this thing

Tummy Tuesday

Monochrome Monday

I had no idea when I bought the Honda Helix how hard I’d fall in love with it. It’s so much fucking fun. And I get to feel super masc when I change the oil. Now, who wants cuddles?

Mornin, sport

This is a very special day. When I first met Billy back in 04 he had a Christmas cactus. And he maintained it through the years of us. After he passed I was distraught And beside myself that his plants got neglected and died too. My mom gave me this one earlier this year. I’ve done my best

Memes were superb today, good job, everyone

Wishing you the Tummiest of Tuesdays

Wanted: Cuddle Buddy. Apply within. No prior experience required. This is a full time position

My fat Jesus era

FCF

Idk why, but Mike’s dad, Ted, in Stranger Things is so fucking hot

Yall here for the belly and it is tummy tuesday. Come cuddle papa

A friend commissioned some artwork from me. Decent/terrible?

Crazy cat lady sweater go hard in the paint

Somebody come get your boy. He doin fat boy shit

They’re little vampires

If Sydney can’t call the police up stairs cuz the mobile home phone is off the hook, how she able to connect to the internet to type to the police?

The first step is admitting you have a problem

I think we’re soft launching 2XL

Tummy Tuesday. How’d that get there?

The biggest lexapro side effect is I cannot get enough cuddles. I could cuddle for a month straight. I need cuddles. I yearn for the cuddles. Cuddle me harder daddy.

It’s been years since it’s been years since I could sit criss cross apple sauce

I find your lack of carbs disturbing

“No amount of diet soda can revitalize my flavor fatigue for these wings” he said, head in hands, crying. I am become everything I never wanted. Help me, Carbs. You’re my only hope

It’s down right chilly this morning. Hope you had a good weekend

FUCK ICE

Mornings are for coffee And contemplation

It’s pot roast season, time for tuxedos for no reason. It’s so fucking tender and delicious

Feed me tacos and touch my butt

Sometimes you just need a dad to cuddle you, call you a good boy and tell you things are gonna be ok.

It’s tummy Tuesday innit

Super Balls Sunday

Baby’s first SSRI

Grab a napkin, homie. You just got served a slice of cutie pie

Silksong tomorrow 🙌

FCFFCFCFFCFFCF

I think for the first time in my life I’m comfortable with the way I look. I never minded being fat, how could I? But I no longer feel like a circus side show out in public. I feel like I’m just regular fat now. And I love it

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation

I’ve listened to White Pony, Diamond Eyes, Koi No Yokan, and now Private Music. And I swear to Christ Deftones just bores me to tears. It’s the same fuckin song. Every song.

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