Spackles is appreciative of the conditioned air

No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air. A thousand blessings to the AC tech

Me youtu.be/4rqZZgVxnCk?...

Technician will be here tomorrow. Anyone care to join me for some balls soup? It’s hot n ready

Could it BE any hotter?

She can change her on oil too

You know what to do

Oink

Sorry for the spam. Just thought this pic was p epic. Olive juice

Sorry it’s not in packets

Happy Father's Day. Here's a pic of my dad looking his best

The dildo of Mario Kart rarely arrives lubed

This could be you, but you playin

New boot goofin

OMG I just found this nest in my garage. 🥹

Here’s a better one, pigs

Big floppy balls

Fuck it we’ll do it live

Long live the horseshoe

Mustache go brrrrrrrr

I think I figured out why I’ve been kinda depressed this year. It’s been so nice hitting the road again

Felt cute might shave my horseshoe later idk

Worst Nintendo Direct ever. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

New PB

Welcome to Costco. I love you

More pics

This time I went in with a plan. And yeah I kinda love it

Your boy got some Grade A Prime cut USDA cuddles last night

New hat who dis?

My fingers hurt

Yeehaw

🍆💦

Tummy Tuesday: Thursday Edition

I’ll have what he’s having

These go to 11

People who pronounce Reese’s as Reecees can go to hell

It was the best of times. It was the Ocarina of Times

Slim Jim is short for Slimothy James

This house is not a home without my baby. 4 years today. Send hugs

Wake me up when this week is over

I’ve been dog/house sitting all week. Somehow the dictate function turned on when I was heading out

Unfortch I don’t think the world was ready for the sexy horseshoe look. And thus is gone 2026-2026. We hardly knew ye.