Did I buy a gameboy camera in 2026 the year of our lord? You betch your sweet ass I did.

Tongue Tuesday

This could be us but you playin

My review of Hoppers It’s peak

I wasn’t gonna get Pokopia, especially for the price point but the reviews had me feeling some kind of way. It’s actually pretty good and very robust so far.

Singing and playing at the same time is so fucking hard

Dads made a mess boys

Gorillaz in Chicago lets fuckin goooooooo

Hi um I need to do a poll of sorts. Recently I’ve been accused of being a bear. I’m totally ok with this, but I’m unsure of the validity of these claims. Would you call me a bear? My belly and legs/arms are smooth. Like or comment to confirm. Olive juice

It think it’s time to invest in beard oil

Hook it to my veins

Your outdated pop music references are slowly walking down the hall faster than a cannon ball. Where were you while we were getting high?

Post shower pre bed selfie

I’m super proud of this bassline

Fam, if I could request a moment of silence. *inhales* they closed all the Del Tacos in Georgia. It’s a very very sad day 😞

I love him so much. It’s not even quantifiable

What’s your fat boy hot take? Me, Taco Bell’s chalupas are mid af

Makin movies. Writing songs and fightin round the world.

Homo powers restored

Ropes

Questch. Backwards hat at 40?

Butt

When you thumbs up my text this is what I imagine. Either heart my shit or don’t bother. Thank you for coming to my ted talk ♥️

Oh growlr. You never cease to amaze and inspire me

Papa needs a haircut

Bro, my lips get chapped like a mother fucker this time of year so I use industrial strength chapstick (auqaphor) I went to the store not realizing I had a huge glob of it in my beard. Look like I was walking around with cum in my beard

No one told Milli Vanilli had bangers. I just knew of the “controversy”. Bangers

💔 I need a Cathrine O’har-a-Thon this weekend. Who dtf? 😭

Hi, most people above the age of 60 are unaware of the tragedies they voted for. Keep screaming ♥️

I watched When Harry Met Sally for the first time over the weekend. How is it so good? I’ve watched it twice since.

Gentlemen, lunch is served. Now make with the cuddles

Here’s the deal. I supply the Brunswick stew. You supply the cuddles. Hmu

Yesterday, for an hour, I just rawdog’d life. Just sat in a chair, no phone, tv, or any stimuli and just had my thoughts to keep me company. Honestly, it was p chill. Would recommend

As a card carrying Xennial, you would never catch me sending food back at a restaurant. I will accept my fate and still tip 20%

I promised myself no mindless consumerism this year. 2027 gon be my year fa sho

Have a blessed tummy tuesday. Maybe it’s about the tummies we met along the way. I believe in you. You should believe in you too. No one’s gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong.

Please join me in the celebration of Thummy Thursday. This is a side profile. You can see the imprint of my jeans on my belly. I wish you all a happy new year.

The toxic masculinity coursing through my veins

Tummy Thursday. Getchu a handful

NYE belly for your viewing pleasure. Send cuddles. And tacos

I love 311. But this is THE 90s album of all time

Let me put yall on. As a self-proclaimed chicken tendy connoisseur, Longhorns has the best in the game. Better than Zaxbys, Canes, you name it.

Merry Goutmas, everyone!