Slim Jim is short for Slimothy James

This house is not a home without my baby. 4 years today. Send hugs

Wake me up when this week is over

I’ve been dog/house sitting all week. Somehow the dictate function turned on when I was heading out

Unfortch I don’t think the world was ready for the sexy horseshoe look. And thus is gone 2026-2026. We hardly knew ye.

I took a plunge today. I’ve always been an admirer of the horseshoe bald look. I was blessed/cursed with a full head of hair. You know what? I fucking love it. This feels like gender affirming care

Didn’t I tell ya? Cuz I told ya. And what did I tell ya? That I’d be back in Chicago. And where am I? Exactly where I said I’d be.

I’ll I ask is for some silver streaks in my beard

The holy triumvirate

I couldn’t get into Slay the Spire and Balatro didn’t wow me. So I’m apprehensive with deck builders. Vampire Crawlers is so much fucking fun

Cut, print, gay

How I think I look on my moped vs how I actually look on it

I hate everything I’m become. Psssst, it was actually pretty goddam good. Namaste

If you think about it, chili cheese fries is just spaghetti

Rearrange them too while you’re there

Rate my bear face 🐻

I’m an absolute slut for a little bridge over a little creek

Don’t mind if I do

The Mario movie is so good. Don’t let anyone gaslight you into thinking otherwise

It’s hard to soar with the turkeys when you’re surrounded by eagles - Eleanore Roosevelt

First day jitters

Mornin, champ

Blackened air fried chicken tendys are my latest obsesh.

Bad Bunny is short for Bad Bunjamin

AI Beard Slop

Double Wu’d up on a Friday

Who wants in daddy’s pits?

Did I buy a gameboy camera in 2026 the year of our lord? You betch your sweet ass I did.

Tongue Tuesday

This could be us but you playin

My review of Hoppers It’s peak

I wasn’t gonna get Pokopia, especially for the price point but the reviews had me feeling some kind of way. It’s actually pretty good and very robust so far.

Singing and playing at the same time is so fucking hard

Dads made a mess boys

Gorillaz in Chicago lets fuckin goooooooo

Hi um I need to do a poll of sorts. Recently I’ve been accused of being a bear. I’m totally ok with this, but I’m unsure of the validity of these claims. Would you call me a bear? My belly and legs/arms are smooth. Like or comment to confirm. Olive juice

It think it’s time to invest in beard oil

Hook it to my veins

Your outdated pop music references are slowly walking down the hall faster than a cannon ball. Where were you while we were getting high?

Post shower pre bed selfie

I’m super proud of this bassline