the language of radical acceptance has been girl whatever

30 week cabbage diet

this changed me for the better

i am alive btw

this is for whoever was obsessed with posting #30daycabbagediet or whatever it was

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hopefully one day

this is depressing

I’m so radiant and even though my tear troughs express my weathering, I’m still radiant.

okay wow big day tomorrow

the x men:

problematic age gaps 😒

“drugs make this kitty go purr” and it’s tums

this cabbage diet shit is easy

delete it fat

the amount of cleaning I just did is unnatural

good #morning

cocktail is tasting like making out with oomf

my heart

just did a coffee enema ama

I love having 2-3 drinks at once and then mixing them like making potions.

and here come the fart comments

30-day cabbage only diet #results

two weeks until oomf becomes irl and we kiss

I will never be vulnerable or witty or adorable for any of you again

womp womp

in love with like 18 ppl but two very specific and important people too

anyone want to survive each other?

I’m literally so supple and lovable and charming when you really think about it

the CIA:

dentist appointment tomorrow

oh? did you BB this L?

mulan:

sobbing at the kingdom hearts 1 neverland conclusion

I have come to realize I can’t advance with my upper body until my shoulders are stronger.

this moment in the replies

need more of these

my heart is so

violet chachki:

it is cheaper to buy vegetables here

sitting in my shower like this

watching ice age

this holiday weekend ig