Two touch starved bi guys enter a room. They don’t exit for 10 hours.

Love (hate) having ADHD because I’ll be like “wow I feel like shit today” only to remember that all I had to eat this morning is a banana and air

Hitting my yart and dissociating so hard I can convince myself I’m normal

They took the wisdom out of my teeth bro…. It’s gone.. like at least 4 wisom… vanished…

2026 couldn’t possibly be tomorrow…. Right?

MERRY SCRIMBLO EVERYNYAN I HOPE YOU GET WHATS COMING TO YOU 🎄🎄🎁🎁🫧🫧

My entire family caught covid besides me call that a #immunesystemdiff

Hardcore catching a vibe walking around my suburban ass neighborhood while it’s cold asf out and like no one is out

Not being on dating apps is so whimsical because I’m like a princess in a big tower you gotta go on a journey to find and win my love. Like what isn’t more romantic. Come find me my knight….

Arcade bars are awesome because you mean I can get hammered and then go play pac-man?! Fuck yeah dude.

Gant was foretold in ancient murals

DAAAAAAMNNNN

Happy Thanksgiving Everynyan! I’m thankful for YOU!!!!

I’ve started looking at stuff with the mentality of “if this were from an alien world how would I react” and the answer is usually confusion when I’m just looking at a mango

Just decimated a marine ecology test. Mf stood no chance

As it turns out a 6hour call with the homies is also healing

Oh god oh fuck he escaped

As it turns out a two hour walk and yap with a normie friend at night does wonders for the mental

Me and the apocalyptic light dragon that judges my every move

I’m gonna teach a bird to say WhatsApp because it sounds like “whats up” and nobody would know

She side on my quest till I complete the main objective

I love my dusty ass lab specifically because I can do stuff like this

Ok chat we’re back

🎁Merry Scrimblo everyone🎁

Image by me and my experiences recently

So chat, how do we feel about ear piercings… I might be doing something soon

I need to start yappin here, I’ve been lurking for too long :P