Both my spouse & I are currently unemployed & lacking executive function horribly. But today we came together to make a cheesecake from scratch. In our low & dark times we always try to find the small things to bring us joy wherever we can & this cheesecake did just that.

Excuse me while I...

I can't overestimate how much I enjoyed this video. This MOTHERFUCKER got what was coming to him. He fucked with the wrong people.

Fun Fact: When I got married my partner was Cis & has since transitioned 🏳️‍⚧️. I'll have to show her name change documents in addition to our marriage which has her deadname on it. I'm hoping we won't have to get remarried in order for me to get real ID.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES?

This is the RADDEST thing you'll see all day. #IYKYK

Takes more than chemical warfare to bring tears to my eyes ~Wednesday Addams Best line so far of part 1 of season 2 of Wednesday.

Tell me you're a trash person without telling me you're a trash person. Like seriously WTF??? The mental gymnastics these people are doing is wayyyyyy beyond Simone Biles level.

EVERY.SINGLE.WORD.OF.THIS!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Am I the only one who wishes daily for Jenna Marbles to make a triumphant return to social media? I miss her so much.

Dwayne Wade stepping up to be the parent every Trans child wishes they had. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful words. More parents need to proud of their Trans children.

My response to JD "Maybe it's Maybelline" Vance: Cry harder you couch humping CUNT!!!

Whoa!!! This is scary as FUCK!!!

This is seriously funny.

Whoa!!! I never knew this.

Extremely important reporting.

When I was growing up my sister who at the time was 12 y/o was sort of gifted a Cesna when her "Sugar Daddy" gave her keys to his✈️ I found out years later that this guy we allowed into our family was a pedophile & was grooming my sister. Thankfully becuz my Dad was a cop the guy never touched her.

It's a flying spy fortress. I hope this is stopped before delivery of the plane. Look I like Stranger Things but I didn't sign up to live in the upside down.

It's a flying spy fortress. I hope this is stopped before delivery of the plane. Look I like Stranger Things but I didn't sign up to live in the upside down.

This kid totally gets it. Bravo!!! I'm on the side of Humanity. Stop with all the violence & killing.

Goebbells Jr, aka Peewee German, aka Stephen Miller should fry for this & rot in hell for all eternity. I hate this MOTHERFUCKER w/all the infinite power of all the suns in space. Karma can't come quick enough for him.

This is the funniest thing I've seen today.

ALL.OF.THIS!!!

Ugh Mace is such a Twunt, TWAT + CUNT. She's like the American version of JKR. It's like a pissing contest between the two of them now. Who can out Transphobe the other. It's disgusting & sickening behavior. Was she not hugged enough as a child. What went wrong w/ this Twunt?

This thread is 🔥🔥🔥 #FuckTrump

If Biden had even muttered 10 seconds of this nonsense under his breath let alone on TV, GOX, (GOP + FOX, easier to combine because their 1 in the same) would be calling for the 25th amendment so fast it'd make your head spin. There are no limits to hypocrisy of GOX. We're living in the Upside Down

This is straight 🔥🔥🔥 Hit Trunt where it hurts. TRUTH!!!

All of this energy times infinity to the infinite power. This is a 5 alarm fire people. WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

Goebbells Jr., aka Stephen Miller should fry for this & rot in hell for all eternity. I hate this MOTHERFUCKER w/all the infinite power of all the suns in space. Karma can't come quick enough for him.

The Trunt regime is trafficking children. Where are the Republicans w/ spines? When will enough be enough. This is a freakin nightmare. Can our country survive another 1360 some days of this? I'm so scared 4 our country & those that r marginalized currently. My heart is breaking.

Ugh I can't w/ all these posts about the Pope. He was Transphobic. You won't be seeing any heartfelt words from me. His papacy was a HUGE distraction from the Catholic church's sex scandal. I have zero tolerance for TRANSPHOBES even the now recently decreased Pope, FUCK'EM!!!

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid (I remember standing on my front yard using my baton as a sword. I point it to the sky & say "For the honor of Grayskull! I am She-Ra!")

This is the most accurate description I've ever read of Jesse Watters.

Clearly this FUCKWAD has never heard of the SHOW on Netflix called Love on the Spectrum. Also there are so many autistic people out there who live completely normal lives, write poetry & also play baseball. All those roids have rotted this man's brain. He's got to go ASAP!!!

WHOA!!! The dog was this kid's very own Guardian Angel.

This was absolutely remarkable. Protect this woman at all costs. My jaw is on the floor & will remain there for the rest of the day. This is a MUST WATCH!!!

HOLY FUCK!!! "Just get up & leave" As it was previously stated in this thread it's only a matter of time before one of these deportation flights crashes & this is how they have more or less been instructed how to handle the detainees. This whole thread is a bone chilling nightmare.

TRUTH!!!

This quote chills me to the bone.

I love this for them.

Love this. Suck it ELON!!!

Ummmmmm this is absolutely terrifying.

I can’t put this insanity into words any better than @mariopawlowski.bsky.social did here… 🧵(1/2)

I sure hope there's people planning all of these men's demise somehow.

Never thought about it like this. Very insightful. I can think of many more people who should not be remembered exactly like this.

A very chilling quote for the time we're currently living through. #JustKeepSwimming

It's always gamble to scroll through the "What's Hot" feed. So many dick pics. It feels so violating. GROSS!!!

Hoping that the metaphysical juju I put out several times a day for Trump & Elon's demise comes to fruition ASAP!!!