What color is the wind ? Blue . it turns out that I am colorblind; that diagnoses came right out of the purple.

@firestormz1.bsky.social I am honored to be included! 💙💙 go.bsky.app/LxWNhAv

Baby’s first box 📦

Have you heard of a movie called PLANET OF THE APRICOTS; its rated peachy 13

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People who don't like hugs better hope that they don't get reincarnated as one of my chickens. Random thought #silly#chickenlover#animallover#chickens

Today I had told my girlfriend that I was eating Skittles popped and she asked why I wasn't eating her and I replied " because im not Alastor lol" true story #funnymoment#texting#gf#hazbinhotel#funny#truestory

Dogs cant operate MRI machines but catscan

Fancy That ! #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelvelvette

#hazbinhotel #Chaggie #Charlie #Vaggie

Fashion fit for a powerhouse 🍒💣💥 #CherriBomb #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #1980s

A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there... Thanks for keeping me off the streets. #jokes #dadjoke #funny

Wick ed jokes . Comedy routine with props #lmao#comedy#cornjokes#jokesky

How did the butcher introduce his wife ? Meat patty .what's the difference between a gay man and A fridge ? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it. #comedy#adultjokes#jokesky#funny#lmao

Another Spiro graph design.

Why did the lady who was a night owl miss the funeral ? She wasn't a mourning person. There's a Fun in funeral. " im sorry " and " I apologize " mean the same things, except when you are at a funeral

How does a funeral director start his day? With his mourning coffee. #funny #jokes #dadjokes

Fun jokes . #jokesky#silly#dadjokes#cleanjokes

More Spirograph designs. I absolutely love listening to YouTube videos about folklore while doing these #easyart#artsky#doodle#colorful

Babe in black telling brilliant jokes

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

I had a dream that I was a car muffler ,I woke up exhausted. never buy store bought shredded cheese, doing it yourself is grate

If January doesn't March ,April May

Funny jokes for Friday .corny dad jokes being told by someone who clearly isn't a dad #dadjokes#comedy#jokesky#funny#humor#lol

Ass jokes ,as in assorted jokes. Random jokes #jokes#silly#randomjokes#jokesky#humor

Crazy and cringe worthy jokes #cringe#jokesky#cornykokes

I got this on my walk last night ; I joked to the cashier " totally a mature purchase option for an almost 21 year old " and they told me that they where 20 and still collected toys . You are never too old to snuggle up with your favorite stuffed animal

Ducks tried to eat my dog ,she's a purebred😆😂 #jokesky#funny#dadjokes#cleanjokes

Born to kill, choosing to love❤️✨ #HazbinHotel #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelvaggie #vaggie #fanart

Jokes that are as short as I am .short jokes for a quick laugh #jokesky#dadjokes#funny#jokes

How to make marshmallow fondant : recipe so easy a kid could do it . #diy#recipe#yummy#marshmallow#baking

Don't watch this joke video #jokesky#funny#comedy

Just finished this Spirograph design. Fun and easy art . #art#drawing#artsky#doodle

Jokes about jobs . take a break from your job and watch this video ,that'll remind you of your job 😆

#children #parents #funny #lol #funnyshit

More chicken pictures

" ill have the Chiefs salad " I declared to the waiter ." thats rude . your own salad instead of taking the Chief,s salad " my friend protested . #jokesky#funny#lol#dadjokes

If you bump your head on a coffee maker, does it leave a... ...Brews?

Did one of them yesterday and two of them today .Spiro graph designs; fun art . #art#drawing#coloring

Six sassy responses for frequently asked questions. Suggestions on how to put sass and humor into mundane conversations #conversation#humor#sass#advice#talking

Comedy routine about pretending to be a news reporter. ridiculous Ridiculously ridiculousness ( the cringe ) #jokesky#humor#comedy

Not scared to admit that I have an unhealthy obsession with #huskerdust girlfriends

My ladies getting comfy in the mossy corner of the front yard. #wyandottechickens #bluelacedredwyandotte #chickens

Jokes that are good for the soul . #jokesky#dadjokes#cleanjokes

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I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind #jokes #dadjoke #funny

All pizza is good ,but only one kind is supreme 😆 #pizza#jokesaboutfood#originaljokes#jokesky#dadjokes

Mental health advice : watch chickens instead of the news

Three iconic jokes that you've never heard before. #funny#jokesky