'Tis the season, boys! 🔒 #locktober

Sunday Funday with @thespuddybear.bsky.social ! 😈

What's that about wearing white after Labor Day again? 😆 Being silly as always with @thespuddybear.bsky.social

Kicked off Seattle Pride weekend last week by loading up @robinxpierce.bsky.social with @thespuddybear.bsky.social before his evening workout! Friends don't let sexy friends go to the gym unbred! 😈

Did someone say #FCF? Who wants to come over and help me out with this? 😈

Need a spotter for my bench presses this morning! Who's in? 😈

How's everyone's easter hunt cumming along? 😈

Lemme show off my blooming Chiloschista viridiflava (leafless orchid) to celebrate humpday! 😜 #plantdaddy

Back home and back at it! 💪 Nothing's more motivating than spending a blur of a weekend with several of your fitness inspirations! 🥰

Crafting with electricity for Gareth Emery's LSR/CITY v3 next weekend! 💡

Happy Hump Day, boys! Come give 'em a squeeze! 😜🍑

Risque Bulgarian split squats 😈

Sometimes at our home gym, the rest periods in between workout sets with @thespuddybear.bsky.social end up not very restful! 😜

Raising my legs up to the gods for humpday! 😜 Hang in there, it's nearly the weekend again! 🥳

@toadberg.bsky.social having some spontaneously sexy fun. You know where to go to see the full-length 11-min video. 🍆💦 Who's hole wants to be stuffed next?! 😈

Assuming the position today! 😜 Feeling a certain way this Tummy Titsday! 😈

Happy St. Patty's Day! ☘️

Getting back to it... 💪🏻 #MondayMotivation

Scenes from the road: redid my truck stop urinal pic on our way back home - this time in my @forttroff.bsky.social hoodie and jockstrap! 😈

Scenes from the road: Finally checked into our hotel in Chicago! Time for a nap! 😴

Scenes from the road: taking a pitstop in the middle of bumfuck Wisconsin... Where my cruisy truckers at? 😜

It's a 6hr drive from Minneapolis to Chicago... Figured I might as well celebrate #FCF and distract @thespuddybear.bsky.social (and passing truckers) on our drive there! 😜

Wonder why slipper orchids are so appealing to me... 🤔 Mayhaps it's cuz their veiny pouches remind me of something? 😈 (Paphiopedilum Hawaiian Treasure in bloom right now)

Happy Hump-me-day! 😜 Feeling a certain way today! 🍑

Spring forward! 😤

They're rare, but true blue orchids actually exist! (Unlike the more common coeruleas or botanical blue orchids) This Cleisocentron gokusingii x merrillianum is one of them currently blooming in my basement growroom! #plantdaddy #onlyplants

Welp, "Spring" was great while it lasted! 🥶

Monday mood...

Been stress eating a bit too much… I love a cuddly dad bod, but it may be time for me to hit the gym in earnest and take some self defense courses. Anyway, here’s a basic nude for wooly Wednesday:

Cheers to this year's first Fake Spring here in Minnesota! 🌞

Morning workouts after a late night is rough on this 46yo! 👴

Thanks for all the birthday love yesterday folks! 🥰

POV of me goblet squatting over your face! 😜 Happy Humpday everyone! 🍑

Mondays are hard but we push through it! 🍆

Still recovering from a mild case of strep from last week but slowly settling back into our daily routine over here! 😷

Got a healthy dose of Winter yesterday here in Minnesota! 🥶

Time to put away all the outfits and accessories from last week's Atlantis cruise! 🛳️ On to the next projects on my ever growing projects queue! 🧵

My concept for the raves of the future: smart buttplugs that lights up and vibrates to music and sound! Keeps the precum flowing all night! 💦

I know I've been quiet on here lately, but rest assured... I'm still being a cock-sucking, hole fucking slut. Stay tuned for some new content dropping soon. 😜🤤😈

Unfortunately, no free preview on this one, but here are some highlight pics from my time with @thespuddybear.bsky.social The full videos with him and @toadberg.bsky.social can be found on the sites linktr.ee/seattle_coach

@thespuddybear.bsky.social shows me his appreciation for spotting him. 📷: @toadberg.bsky.social

Actually done with all our outfit projects a week before the cruise! It's an Atlantis Events miracle! 🛳️ So EXCITED with @spuddybear.bsky.social ! 😈

#WetWednesday Sorry I've been a bit AWOL lately - been busy preparing for the Atlantis Cruise. Here's some penis as an apology.

Nothing inspires the creative juices to flow more than an Atlantis cruise! 🥳

Been absent around social media lately since I'm deep inside my crafting zone for our upcoming Atlantis cruise in a few weeks! 🛳️

Got my turn to lend a hand to @maxmuscles.bsky.social last month and I'm kinda obsessed now! 😈 (Consolidated fansites with @spuddybear.bsky.social ... see updated links to this vid and others on linktr.ee/Toadberg )

Happy Humpday! 🍑

Working on that pec pump! 😜

Finally got a minor leak in our hot tub repaired as a Christmas gift to ourselves just in time for polar vortex season around these parts! Best Christmas gift ever! ♨️

First workout of 2025! 💪 New year, same old thirsty Toad! 🐸