Y'all do not trust Google Lens, she is a messy bitch who loves to create drama and she WILL tell you that your folliculitis is either an STD or cancer and you WILL spend a week in a prolonged panic until both your husband and a medical professional have told you that you need your phone taken away.

LIVE NOW! Twitch.tv/cheesemo93

LIVE NOW! Twitch.tv/cheesemo93

Gettin up from my pre-stream nap, could use a hand (or mouth [or hole])

Just a dick pic from this mornin

*sees a cute twunk followed me, decides to follow back* *he sends me multiple messages saying I've, "won a prize," for following him, I see he's no longer following* Listen I know I ain't young anymore but I'm not, "fall for online scams," old yet.

Happy FCF!

When you turn up your volume to scroll porn in the videos tab but then get to the one video out of 100 that just has blaring fuckass EDM over it for no reason

"I HAVE to be a size queen because I have a big butt so I need something that can reach past these cheeks 😌"

We can do better. We must do better. ❤️

"I love not bring kinky, it's great to be able to have regular sex and not require [x thing] to get off!" Wait, do you seriously think kinksters don't also have regular sex? What, do you also think teachers live at school and milk comes from brown cows? What are you, 4?

@ Scruff, if your Moments camera is gonna turn every image sideways the second the camera is 0.000001 millimeters off level then at least let us rotate the image instead of just telling us to crop a 16:9 image into 9:16. Like oh yeah thanks, the guys will go wild for this picture of my belly button.

"Oh when we say we like musk we mean like a guy who jogged for precisely 0.002 seconds immediately after hopping out of the shower, not like actual body odor, that'd be gross!" Speak for yourself, weakling. I want the ball smell to singe off my eyebrows like Patrick in that one Spongebob episode.

Happy Fat Cock Friday! Kind of cheating cos these are from last night when I needed to blow about a week's load (look how full my balls are), but it's Friday and I'm posting my fat cock 🤷‍♂️

Some after work stress release from yesterday

@ NYC gays, idk how accurate this is but I've seen several TikToks, some from lawyers, stating that cruising entrapment is back. Essentially they use apps like Sniffies or irl cruising tactics to initiate cruising, then arrest you for lewd behavior if you engage. So, be careful out there!

Good morning and happy FCF!

Monochrome Monday!

Good morning I'm God's horniest soldier. Plus a softie from last night

Come lick the gym musk off dad's balls while he finds us a movie to watch

Habbee Eff See Eff

Always repostin'

What I do when I see a kink I don't personally want to see: click mute and move on. Like it's not that hard. Not everything needs a speech. Seeing something you're not into or even find unpleasant isn't an affront to you personally, the internet is a big place, fucking relax.

Been a horny pup lately

I'm sorry, you can be the hottest, coolest, funniest person on this app, but if you spam-repost your own content until I straight up cannot see anyone else I'm following after minutes of scrolling, I'm gonna have to mute you.

Been enjoying this cheap lil stroker toy lately, simple but effective uwu

My good boy 🥰

Look at my good boy 🥰

Good morning and happy FCF!

Assorted dick pics from a lazy Sunday :p

Happy hump day, come eat dad's sweaty ass.

I topped after doing Bulgarian split squats please clap

I know this is just my faceless slut account but like my dick still has morals, and I will very much block ppl upon becoming aware that they're a bigot or if I see ya reskeeting AI porn 🤷‍♂️

Lil pre-stream edge never hurt anyone

FCF!

Ppl on this app be like, "I have boyfriend dick," and then it's 7-8 inches. My sibling in Christ the average is 5 inches, I love Girth Brooks as much as the next f*g but that is not the standard you should be holding yourself to, that is a 1 way ticket to Dysmorphia Town.

Going live! Come Hang out :D

It's weird cos I'm a switch and I can be very subby, and I love sharing nudes of my own accord, but the second a guy tells me to send him something my gut reaction is just rage. Like irl I'll be someone's good boy but if they say "send a pic/video of you doing blank," I will attack them with weapons

Happy hump day from this pup

I love gay dog

I'm such a lucky man 🥰

FCF et cetera I'm eepy

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Monochrome Monday, Tummy Tuesday, and Hump Day! Now I'm all caught up

Kinda cheating cos I took it last night but happy #FCF !

Last night's load, not my favorite video but not my least favorite

Still 10 minutes left in hump day over here

You can tell Bluesky porn is catching up to Twitter porn because I just had to mute a hot guy for spamming posts to the point where it was impossible to see anyone else's on my timeline. Nature is healing uwu.

"No shade to ppl who are into [insert kink or sex act here], but it's just not for me! Absolutely no shade though!" Then the comments are literally all just shade to ppl who are into it with OP replying, "Omg right? Thank you!"