i appreciate people spreading positivity i really do but it's always funny to look at one of those "Let's post GOOD NEWS! to show not everything's bad" pages and every article is like "family builds statue of dog" and then the normal news is like "EVERYONE IS DYING PANIC NOW" and its like ok man

still less buggy than replanted

just to feel something

I am so calm and normal about this information. I am so not in shock that I didn't hear about this for a month. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vats...

Entries 1 to 43 of an ongoing project reimagining Beatles songs as old, mid century design inspired film posters.

the super beatles

Öoo

I made a game for GMTK Game Jam 2025! #GMTK #gamedev youtu.be/YWN2LsQFGJs

im tryina jack in the box im tryina jack in the bean stalk

does anyone else get logged out like all the time? I seriously have to sign in like at least once per day that I use bsky Sorry for not fulfilling my joke quota. I promise my next post will be a heater

Mario Makes it Stink!

me at my wedding in 20 years hearing the band playing Canon In D slip into the Don't Forget motif for half a second

@aidencalvin.bsky.social ???

bought and paid for a bicycle at the cashier directly in front of the security guard at Walmart the other day and got stopped cause they thought I was stealing. Walked into Walmart today wearing a backpack, bought nothing, turned around and left, talked directly to the guard and didn't get stopped

LEAKED 'An X Movie' TRAILER SCRIPT

para-diddyblud

so now that its been like 6 years we all realize how dumb the 3D world theme in mario maker 2 was right

Gonna need yall to start live tweeting everything you do. need some life on this timeline. Sorry did i say tweeting.

If you need to learn how to talk tuah lady ask your mum!

who invited yoko ono to the inauguration

are the bumpers and triggers on the switch 2 one button hello?

I have been saying this

I'm tired of making new years resolutions that I don't finish. I'm tired of lying to myself. That's why this year I'm starting off at 12:00 AM by going to McDonalds, masturbating, and cancelling my gym membership, to set my expectations in check.

today I learned that safety razors are complete scams because they're the only kind I've ever used and today I used a shitty disposable razor for the first time and it was the best shave of my life.

I must be Christmas the way I come early

ok note to self following a starter pack isnt like following a topic i like the beatles and all but i wasnt trying to follow 30 different beatles accounts at once

HEAVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

shes so

yyyup. That's right folks, I'm on bluesky. I know I know, I guess this apps really making it big now. With me here this place is finally established as a worthy contender to other social media sites. It's hard to get to the big leagues, but I've been impressed enough to lend my presence.