“You must have been around a few blocks then, right?”

“Oh yeah, with other me's or something else?”

“Yeah well, i AM one of a kind.”

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝑲𝒂𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒂 ⠀⠀

Well hey, i'm an open book! So you know if you want to hear about my heroics, i'm all down! [ Ego boost is hitting him hard this time. ] I'm just going off what i know, which is Lucy. She's pretty tough after all. But hey who knows? You don't look like a pushover either!

“Okay look-“ Throws the chili fries out. “Let me get you some good ones, yeah?”

“Well they are- but not REAL chili fries, you know?” No she doesn't, Ben.

“It's the BEST! Clearly you haven't tasted real chili fries.”

“I'm disapointed in you.”

Staring at her like that one Invincible panel.

That sure is something, but hey it's just about as weird as some of my relationships which we… don't need to get into- Anyways, we were talking about you against Lucy. Not sure what the reason is- buuut i think she'd take it. No bias, she's just that good.

Cousin- me, Gwen, Lucy, we're all just cousins. Really? Well that's a relief, no offence but your partner and i uh… we're not totally pals, to be nice about it. Nice to meet you too.

“Eh, i wouldn't think about it too much. Just gotta wait for him to turn up again.”

Her cousin. My name's Ben.

“How do you guess? Ugly guy in purple threw a tantrom, like usual.” It wasn't his first time travel rodeo, nor his first time dealing with Eon. He was as he always was: Weirdly relaxed about the situation. “Got any clues here in 2040 or whenever this is?”

⌚️: Metaphor I swear i'd be on here every day if there was a Metaphor verse

I wouldn't get my hopes up. Lucy's pretty good- maybe not ME good, but still pretty good.

⌚️: My main on Twitter got restricted so before i crashout

“Maybe i would!”

“I'll get you fired at Mr Smoothies-“ And 6 is only 5 years from 1 after all.

“Did too!” Well, it seems like you never really grow out of being 11. These two didn't.

“Ah- but you did!!” There's a reason Gwen's the smart one in the family. Because this is the competition.

“Pfft- good going there cuz, i think you're the first plumber to commit lottery fraud.” Smirking like the douche he often can be.

“Where'd you even get a fake lottery tickets?? Aren't those illegal?”

“That's NEVER funny.” Saying this because he fell for it. “… I'd have liked a million-“ He's a bit broke right now, definently NOT from buying Sumo Slammers stuff. Nope.

“… So not cool dude, you don't joke about a guy winning a million.” Gives her a little glare.

“… Oh. Oh man..” Thank god he didn't dial the number yet.

“Oh man, i gotta rub this in Kevin's face! Hold on-“ He's getting out his phone now. Oh no.

She really should. He looks like a moron.

He turns from the ‘man’, walking away and yelling like an idiot. “Who won the lottery??? I DID!! Finally, that Sumo Slammers collection is mine! Haha!”

He takes a ‘good’ luck at the ticket, as if he's not falling for it… “YEAAAAHHH!!!” Of course he fell for it.

“… Really?” He's actully falling for this.

Loudly sipping a smoothie, bedore turning to the ‘guy’. “Yeah, that'd be me. Can i help you?”

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝑜𝒻 ℬ𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉ℳ𝑜𝑜𝓃, 𝒢𝓁𝒾𝓂𝓂𝑒𝓇! ❝𝙇𝙚𝙩’𝙨 𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙨𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙡𝙚𝙨!❞

⌚️: Everytime i eat chili fries i think about Ben

50 years ago?? Geez, that's almost as old as grandpa Max…

Ah, been there a few times. Sucks to go through.

Hm… Time travel?

⠀ WHEN SUPER-𝐌𝐄 BECOMES SUPER-𝐖𝐄 #MVRP • #DCRP

You don't have any friends at school or something?

⠀ ⠀ 𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗜𝘀 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐆𝐎? ⠀ ⠀ ━━━━━ ⠀ ⠀ #MVRP • #CSRP ⠀ ⠀

Ah, that makes sense i guess.

Is that the pink one? [ Writer knows them all by heart but Ben is a 2000's guy not on the spectrum so he knows nothing about em. ]

Very important. [ What's her favourite pony? ]