Phylogeny of pigeons: academic.oup.com/auk/advance-... 🪶🧪 (📷Thierry Cordenos)

i love my girlfriend

free him

red lipstick and pincurls but i have no eyeliner on i look like a propaganda poster

I don't even go down a rabbit hole anymore. It's just "hole" to me now. To give you some idea of how rabbit my mind is becoming.

I! <3! YOU! AND I KNOWWWW 🧠 THAT U LOVE ME TOO 🪽 I 🥰 WANT🤩 YOU 🫶 AND I KNOWWWWW 🌟 THAT YOU WANT ME TOO 👏 I💞 LOVE 💓 YOU 💘 IVE BEEN WAAAAITING TO MAKE YOU 🫵 MINE I WANTOBE HOL-DING YOU TONIIIGHT

Daily bunny no.3257's path has been crossed

Haven’t posted about my wip in a minute :) #wipsnips #writesky

tell that hoe FUCK AWF i’m up 1-0

real answer probably st valentine i think he’s for like epilepsy

catholic school survivors who’s the patron saint of fainting at work

it would be so fun and sexy and fly to work at a business that’s fully staffed. obviously that’s a ludicrous fantasy but it’s fun to imagine.

Home Remedies xkcd.com/3217/

texts with my sister

handmade heaven

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ough ow ow ow ouch ow ow ow ow ow owie ow ow ow ow ow ow owowowowow owwww ow ow ow ow ow ow ow augh ow #backpain

going “wtf is going on w my feed??” and then realizing i accidentally opened twitter

people from the south say that dallas is the end of the south but that’s some bullshit bc ft worth is further west and i just seen 3 vaqueras at the crosswalk. like ON their horses

release me from great clips holy fuckin shit

Daily bunny no.3266 is growing every day

blowing my nose and the tissue is pink 🥰 i am going to get a version of clown lung hitherto unheard of 🥰🥰🥰

Dear Princess Celestia #mlp #mylittlepony #twilightsparkle

why is my texas department of licensing and regulations approved continued education course talking like i’m a consumer and not a professional?

pulling one single jet black hair out of my bush. no emos here

need someone to kirk my shit rn on god

i love when fanfic writers clearly do not know anything about alcohol. 4-5 whiskey doubles would put that magical twink in the hospital, what do u mean he’s walkin around sober as a judge 😭

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ough ow ow ow ouch ow ow ow ow ow owie ow ow ow ow ow ow owowowowow owwww ow ow ow ow ow ow ow augh ow #backpain

@serenakittyy.bsky.social love u nd miss u afffff

makeup for work a LOT easier to gaf about when u cover half ur face

i want girlfriend stuff but i’m sick + that lady and i both work tmrw + she’s at work right now :[

i realize this is probably not correct but i really don’t mentally categorize bsky as social media cuz i only follow my friends and like 3 artists, so in my mind it’s more like a big vague group chat with a diary feature

i think the reason i handle illness like a man is because im not a woman

money spread #mlp #mylittlepony #rainbowdash

and if ur tattoo font is sans serif it lowkey looks weird #rememberdat

rip daisy bucannan you would have LOVED deliberately misinterpreting mitski lyrics while being in the top .01 percent of her spotify listeners

god that’s SO FUCKING! HOT

yuck mouth face ass bitch

last day was turnt up

You are mean to me you insult me and you don’t appreciate anything that i #mlp #mylittlepony #trixie

I GOT MY NAILS DONE

line me up #mlp #scootaloo #sweetiebelle

loss #mlp #scootaloo #rainbowdash

“you need to give two weeks notice for your requests off” ok how about yall give me two weeks notice on what the god damn schedule is. matter fact give me ONE week. matter fact give me 3 days!!!!! fuck u

bwehhhh 2 doubles tmrw and sunday and another standard shift after that bwehhhhhhhh

i hate all my friend’s exes AT LEAST 4x as much as they do please know i’m not joking. i’m the ceo of boyfriend hating and the cfo of putting msg in your fuel tank

custom entering $1 as a tip girl fuck you and your bald ass dad

haircut from the amazing @peachysunday.bsky.social

confidence by ricky bascom

doctor: it’s a healthy baby boy, what do you want to name him? noam chomsky’s mom: noam chomsky

UGH and all my dolls have a disastrous amount of glue seepage too fuck my fucking chungus life