i wanna do faggot makeup and go do some loud ass faggot shit i need my ankle to recover so i can wear heels by the end of pride or i’ll blow up this whole god damn ankle factory

i shouldn’t get pizza tn but what if……… i did………………………….

Happy 6/7 everyone!

my gf was being sexy and sucking my finger and she popped my fucking knuckle #needdat

oomfs please give me an album to review

in unrelated news i accidentally gave myself a bright red chemical burn from overprocessing a face mask 🤪 esthi nation pls save me from myself

i wish i was better at taking pictures of my makeup. i can take cute pictures of myself but im horrible at photographing my makeup

so wise…….

i wonder if i could fade my leg hair. i’ve done my bush before so i know i *can* work upside down and backwards, but im not sure my leg hair is dense enough for it

happy pride month go be a faggot

group facetiming the work chat is serial killer shit

i wanna get my nails done :[

why do gay people sleep late as fuck question

late night serena texts

enjoy your new life, because i will enjoy mine. and it won’t be out of spite for you, it’ll be done out of love for myself.

ok googol how eat one hundredpieces nerds gummy clusters no tummyache no borax no glue

i have a huge pimple on my butt rn omg i need to be shot

YYEEEEEEOWCH (sprained my ankle and i keep kicking the bandage off in my sleep)

happy memorial day

and why DO they need me to come to work tmrw ? i wanna play my lezzy vampire game #real

Daily bunny no.3329 is on the pavement, thinking 'bout the government

Don’t worry bout that nader #mlp #mylittlepony #applejack #applebloom #grannysmith

i don’t even wanna know what that rowdy bitch is hollering about girl have some decorum

summer needs to hop its happy ass along i wanna wear SHORTS

Daily bunny no.3317 will never go out of style

i love my family more than anything but my god these people stress me out

i wish i was at the ren faire today </3

the fates are so GOOD in the broadway version

washed as fuck at mario kart

fast casual appetizers cure most mental illnesses in my experience

who want trans girl foot pics i can shave them for u (unless u like toe hair)

posting dick on main but not realizing it bc it doesn’t get any likes

FUCK OFF LAKITU

their apple flavor tastes exactly completely 1:1 like apple juice i know they have the science to do it and that some board of ethics restrains them from doing so

i think that if monster energy made a lemonade flavor i would physically literally never recover

PAY PEOPLE MORE AND THEY WILL WANT TO WORK FOR YOU YOU STUPID OLD CUCK!!!!!!!! god

Europa Missions xkcd.com/3234/

bitch i’m verbose as a motherfucker don’t play w me

Out of context outlining for my book #writing #writesky

AND SO HE GETS TO DIE A SAINT BUT SHE WILL ALWAYS BE A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u can tell governmental bodies don’t hire trans women because their websites are all dogshit

also OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWUH omg my everything hurt and i have another 1 1/2 hour until i get off 🥲

at least my clippers use a usb-c charger so i don’t have to worry about my phone dying at work :/

fuck my job fuck my job omllllllllllllllll

WITH UR GAY ASS LMAOOOOO (lyt <3)

cloverena reunion <3 !! i miss her so much already

i just wanna SQUARSH usagi’s lil noggin she is a BABYKINS

it fucken WIMDY