clenching my fist in order to prevent making an earth shattering slam into the ground around me I WILL get T gel. Me want. Me get.

here’s a video of me teaching my girlfriend how to play a difficult character in Nightreign and us consequently kicking the shit out of this loser demon because our third guy pussied out

and the whole page of "what if hook got to be happy with their transition and was stacked as fuck"

"Yo-You wanna see my tits? A-ah, sure, o-okay!" "D... Do you like them?"

people get PISSED at me when i say things like "constant vigilance and fixating on things that piss you off or tire you out is actually a serious issue of your political motivations and mental health" it reminds me of my 5yo getting mad when i take away the sharpie he's using to draw on the walls

my dnd character has to make wisdom saving throws when they encounter fetish scenarios and we recently fought a gelatinous cube you can tell where this went

today's progress on ry's thing

“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold “oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile

I am going to squirt my breast milk in your pepsi and there’s nothing you can do but accept you’re a pilk drinker

happy birthday @spacerychen.bsky.social

I've never been blackout drunk but I have absolutely been so stoned that I hopped into the DMs of two different girls and hit one with the most lovey-dovey talk and the other with the most fetish-driven nonsense and I barely remembered any of it Maximum hubris zero punishment

Alright maybe I will be horny n fuckin say it I want to get head from a chick n’ at some point i want her to lovingly flop my dick to her face or lips or cheek and watch her just sit there smiling in her happy place. Honestly

same thang w people saying sucking strap is stupid, YOURE stupice

dont let any1 tell u that rubbing that soft hunk of silicone in ur pants doesnt feel good as fuck

big strong characters being made to feel safe and being pampered and their facade cracking and they get submissive is one of my #1 kinks

Was encouraging my girlfriend to drink a bunch of carbonated drinks to get burpy and we tried using my breast milk in her pepsi to make pilk

pulled my fuckin pants up (down) and drew horny like i used to. I won’t jinx it but I’m sure starting this year better on that high note after such a dry spell of it. Thank you Audie you are a magical dogy girlthing of inspiration, this has always been true

You had to put me on blast like this #sona

I got my ass eaten for the first time today.

Feels like I can't open a stream or hang out in all but the most closest of friend calls without bearin' witness to "Oh ew incest/feral/cub freaks amirite?" and it's so fuckin' EXHAUSTING like IT LITERALLY DOES NOT AFFECT YOU DUDE not everything has to turn into some fucked up moral judgement!

new year’s resolution to make @coyotecouch.bsky.social bigger

rare hornypost the idea of being an older woman’s younger little accessory has my balls in a death grip right now I need to be played with until I start crying from desperation and need to release and start saying embarrassing shit

Rychen's Café growth commission:

Lion king Reboot 2 release!!🦁 Consider supporting me to help me create more!! <33 (Check it HD on newgrounds!!) www.patreon.com/pokilewd Sound design & VA King: @roroboros.bsky.social VA Hyena: @jellyfishjubilee.bsky.social VA Lioness: @ivywildeva.bsky.social VA Zazú: @voidslutva.bsky.social

Winter break is over, it's time to go back to work at the cafe and have a cOMPLETELY NORMAL DAY☕ This is more normal than it feels like, trust me. 🦊💦 An amazing work from @moozymaus.bsky.social !!

Somehow I keep meeting trans women and becoming their big sister figure and it just kinda happens which is nice, but typically we get far enough that I show I lactate and that’s kind of like. square peg in a round hole as far as kink goes. GOOD problem to have but like it’s a free floating kink lol

Large critters do not mix with small transport. Colored in the comic, I hope y'all enjoy my first fully completed piece on bsky! #comic #furry

Not naming names but my friends are. very nice to me

I’m running for Congress and I’m far left, my primary focus is to seize every dollar from the billionaire class and make sure one can never financially exist again. They can pay for our healthcare, and every billionaire goes to a gulag for life. Hard labor.

You love Appletini. You wish to kiss Appletini.

🎂🎈

Heeeheee haa hah, you should KNOCK FIRST

Been watching Farscape with the cule lately Cule Consensus(tm) is that Ry/Starry is the same as the John/Harvey duality. Art from @dhscomix.com (who is open for comms! ;3 )

i’ve been watching @maddyfoxmom.bsky.social play kirby air ride while inebriated and I can only conclude Everything Happens so much. Jesus christ they’ve won a few times and i’m STILL like “Oh my god it’s The War Maddy please come back alive” as they turn the waddle dee crossing the street into dust

honestly i'm impressed i drew this

please consider commissioning my best friend!!! their art is sincerely incredible and they draw the most wonderful women, too!!

happy thanksgiving !!

In order to reach world peace we need more porn where we can see the top’s face and instead of looking smug they look overwhelmed and desperate 🥴

Cat Person - Page 06

Cat Person - NSFW Comic 🔞 • Three friends, Vega, Aleksandra, and Astharosa, organize a movie and game night when a situation involving magical cat treats and an insatiable craving for sweets completely changes the course of events. Thread of pages ⬇️

i’m taking ‘more cum’ supplements for something and the way that that feeling of being ‘full’ is way easier to identify now that i’m not just feeling it in my fuckin breasts is crazy so we’re bringing back the Girl Farm post. It’s 6am this bullgirl needs a handjob

Mycopunk fucks hard

oh my god never has a period made my lower back ache so much before. dear god i’ve had stomach pain but this is NEW. it’s like the space above my cheeks is just ablaze. wow

i love @vybranteyes.bsky.social

I forgot to milk myself last night and now my boobs feel so heavyyyyy ;; i just woke up im too tired but they need relief MOO

Imagine actually making a badge for a convention but like. 2 weeks in advance

whemst may it endst