.....heat's been a pain in the ass. What the hell did I miss.

// movie you've watched more than six times using gifs. // fucking hell i miss Paul Walker-

......gooner-align- HOW THE HELL DOES ONE REACH THAT LINE OF THOUGHT????

#chaldeaibiza [....back to casually driving like it's almost the desert....with a still busted racing car.] ..... [smoke speeeeew~] .....this is getting tiring.

#chaldeaibiza [head reel] ...now I know how those extras in the early Fast and Furious movies feel when they either crash their cars (while sometimes dying in the process). [....don't ask why his Skyline's front is blood drenched and totaled.

.....Aw, come on?— [c R A S H]

#ChaldeaIbiza The race is off! The lower the roll, the worse they have it! Vehicles that get less of than 3 will have trouble getting the car to even turn on, whereas 4-5 will be struggling with an engine stalling. 8-10 get a Mario Kart boost!

#ChaldeaIbiza ||This is going to be me borrowing a page of the Spanish community I was in! If your muse's going to be a 'racer' on the road to Barcelona tomorrow, reply with this and a brief idea of what they're driving. We're doing racing bets!

#chaldeaibiza — OMAKE [-> currently riding his new piece around the streets, for once.] ........ (💭: wouldn't it be funny if I just swerved, crash this beauty into the spa and kill as many as of those fucks as possible....?)

Maybe. Maybe there is a little bit of fear. Or maybe there's some amusement, since you kind of failed your gig.

(💭: ...Yup, reaaaallly gotta resort (heh) to stealin' now.) A'ight. I'll see what I can do...maybe.

........ :))))!

Depends, do we have anyone with Riding as a Skill...?! If not, I can get us all a bus or something—

....I already ate. All good. [cookies munch, munch....]

[slimy blink] ......what's our next stop after Andorra, by the way? Oh, uh...good afternoon.

.......i think this guy actually gets it.

I don't intend to start any buddy buddy on Chaldea's account, either. ....But, fine. I'll scout out on who I should trust and who won't bother to listen, unless I'll just be yapping to the void.

[of course...wouldn't you have been told so, otherwise?] .....right, then. Andorra's off the table. .......

..... good. the hero roleplaying is kicking in. I'll pay some more attention during the whole trip, see if there's any suspicious details or weird people or something. If I can't talk to anyone else I already know, at least I can do something to pass the time.

...At the end of the day, this is a Singularity, yeah? There's gotta be a reason for it.

...........

....Trying to do something beyond drifting like some stray, all over again. That and since Goetia, of all people, put me on some list, I guess I'm part of Chaldea, in a sense.

#chaldeaibiza (, baby!!!) [about to take a seat] wh- .....is that.....the gacha addict peeping in the distance?

.... [eased, almost weary frown] ...Good to know. I have some things of my own to tell, anyway.

....That's rough, pal. Real rough. .......where is she? I thought by now, people forgot 2018's Summer.

......... Yeah, when did you get the furry treatment anyway? I remember you looking human, actually.

Oh, believe me. ...I'm more than d a m n aware of that sorta hassle. [back to the softer features.] ...And all good. I'm not exactly part of this organization.

[fwooooooom~...poof, poooof....~ what do you know, someone's already let off PLENTY O' steam.] [hair scratch, hEADSHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKE] I'm not in a massacre mood, if that's for me. ....Still, thanks. [nod]

#chaldeaibiza [.....buzzing. buzzing and ringing all over the place, specially when you know barely a soul in this land.] ..... (💭: .....what even is this province's name or whatever? Ando-something? ...too much salt and rash on my skin, right now....thinking's a migraine...)

An exciting summer adventure, a darkened city. Chaldea's Summer Nightlife Event is now on! 「 #ChaldeaIbiza 」

#chaldeaibiza [head BURST/RAAAAAAISE] G A HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNN—fucking- [cOUGH COUGH COUGH] stupid RAYSHIFTS, ACK—

#chaldeaibiza [mutter] ...goddammit- Fine then.

#chaldeaibiza .....I have a shirt and shorts under my cloth, tell me that at least counts...?

#chaldeaibiza ......... [okay. someone DEFINITELY noticed the loud ass announcement.]

"Attention, everyone. Rayshift to the Balearic Singularity will commence in a few hours. Please come to the command room for a short briefing on what information we have. Thank you. And, bring your swimsuits on already, I cannot stress this enough: it's for your wellbeing." #CHALDEAIBIZA

[#chaldeaibiza — OMAKE] ....... Huh, if we're going to Spain...I wonder if we can pass by Portugal, sun be damned... .....Their dried sweets are nice.

// is it bad if I admit that one of my main references for the jerkass writing (specially the- the confused stutters) is based on modern Family Guy?

Nah.

DRIVING LIKE I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [look at them dangerous drifts lmao] WOOOOOOOO [....IS HE FUCKING BOOSTING IN REVERSE????]

// ....why the FUCK IS THAT GIF NOT WORKING GODFUCKING D A MMIT

That's the point, Doc. [shades wear] [did a fucking Nissan Skyline just slam in the distance, GMOD style?]

........

.....i don't think I should be a shrink.

hey, I got my own role to fill. that and there's better fish in the ocean.

aw, thank god.

[<— fits the first criteria] ....... [still shakes his head]

𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 ♡ - 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 (feel free to hit the DMs if you have something in mind) ↺ - 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝

....... aw god is i-is this how he felt when his mentor kicked the bucket?