i swear this squirrel posed for this photo

If you insert a floppy disc into a Sunbeam radiant control toaster, you’ll get a protogen

If you were a child of the 80s or 90s and you have anxiety now, this may have been the cause

this is not the USA that I grew up in

security tip: If asked to create a PIN, choose a number that doesn’t relate to anything in your life. If asked to create security questions, give answers that don’t make any sense, and then try to remember them somehow. The less obvious you can be, the less likely someone will guess correctly.

This really surprised security camera has.... Seen things.

remember, when you do sketchy things, don’t forget to say the magic words

This morning started out rough. Crashed into a snowbank while trying to avoid a driver running a stop sign, messed up my front end pretty good, but there’s no significant damage and it’s all stuff I can fix myself. Was either the snowbank or get T-boned and totaled.

Boing boing boing boing boing #bowling #candlepin at West Port Lanes in Westbrook, ME

Naming your product “The Game” is evil and i love it

The random things you think of when you’re just waking up in the morning Bop it, pull it, twist it, twist it, bop it, pull it, pull it, pull it, twist it, twist it, bop it ARRRRGH

We keep the bottle return bin at the bottom of the stairs. I threw my empty Gatorade bottle down without looking, and with the light off, then I heard a sound I didn’t expect to hear, so I turned on the light and there it is in that red bucket standing up. Never going to do that again.

Furtrak #fursuitfriday Headed to Boston for #ANE2026 !

Well we survived another one, i guess

Has this ever happened to you? it's late at night, you're bored, and suddenly this pops into your head "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" Just totally randomly, for no reason.

Please be careful with what you do because you might be unknowingly hurting people that care about you.

i want free bacon

some dreams just feel like your brain is generating “NI Slop” - natural intelligence slop - then you wake up wondering what the hell your neurons just came up with lol

well, that was something, wasn’t bad, but not as good as the first one. The pacing was a bit messy, and the story was a bit predictable, but the ending was probably where it jumped the shark. If they do a 3, it’s going to be real interesting…

I still want to know what asshole thought it would be a good idea to build into the DVD spec to forbid skipping logos, warnings, etc and I want to know what asshole carried this over into the blu-ray spec and I want to smack them both. Need a player with a hidden override function.

Market Basket sushi is surprisingly good. Not as good as a restaurant, but still good.

Been testing this GE window heat pump to see if it lives up to its advertising. It's rated for a minimum outside temperature of 5° F, and it's currently 9°F outside and it's putting out 88° F of heat out of its vent and drawing about 635 watts. I am impressed. #heatpump

santa paws never forgets DOG the

Current mood after 🦃 (photo: my nephew’s cat)

found this tape while digging through a bunch of old VHS tapes. Damn, I remember this storm. I was a little kid but I do remember it. Playing Yahtzee in our kitchen, lit by a kerosene lamp while a kerosene stove provided heat… waiting for the power to eventually come back

Got this enormous Sony KV-30HS420 today with help from @itst3k.bsky.social. Weighs over 150 lbs but it's 1080i HD & has an HDMI port which is weird to see on a CRT TV. The picture is absolutely beautiful in person. So crisp, but so difficult to photograph. Worth over $900 but got it for super cheap.

MAINERS: If you see ICE, call this hotline: (207) 544-9989. It's the Maine Immigrant Rights org, and their website has resources on how to protect yourself and others, what do do if someone is taken, and how to safely film their activity. maineimmigrantrights.org/mirc-resourc... #MEpolitics

Dang, been a while since I did a #FursuitFriday but here's me with the adorable @staticfox.net at Furpoc 2025 :3

accurate description of being neurodivergent and having hobbies

Shrek is in the $5 DVD bin at Walmart and this just made me feel really old… 😿

visited the Museum of Science this afternoon, unknowingly on the opening day of their brand new bathroom facilities, which have got to be the best public bathroom I’ve ever seen. Completely gender neutral, full rooms for each toilet, free feminine products, and hand dryer or paper towels. Amazing!

He's back💙 #lowpoly #PS1 #fanart #Megaman #Capcom

met this adorable irish wolfhound who i gave head pets who then proceeded to sit down, then lay down, and eventually roll over and want belly rubs, then after that kept following me around for a bit while the owner talked to one of my friends. what a good girl :3

@techconnectify.bsky.social this is right up your alley and might be worth a video. This is a GE AWGP08WWF and this is one of the VERY few window heat pumps just starting to enter the market, intending to be an affordable and easy to install alternative to mini splits, esp for apartment dwellers.

Why would I install an air conditioner in a basement window in late October? This is no ordinary air conditioner as it actually is also a heat pump, and I am very excited to be able to heat my basement computer room way more efficiently than the resistive heat I used for years...

cuddling under a blanket and watching a movie while sipping fresh brewed tea sounds really nice right now

something that really annoys me about people: “hi can i ask you a question?” (several hours later) “ok” (several days later) “i forgot what the question was” …. you could’ve just asked it instead of asking me for permission to ask a question lol

Got some new vinyl today from the amazing @gojiimusic.bsky.social :3 This album is amazing, one of my favorites.

Weird electrical device that feels rather out of place, but... American influence on Saudi Arabia led to them adopting US electrical standards. At one point they decided to align with the rest of Europe and chose British plugs. These were created to allow easy retrofits. Made by Leviton.

Article about how consumers don’t want AI says: “people don’t want a “smart” appliance; they just want one that works. Does it toast the bread? Good. We did not need an AI to maximize our toast potential.” There was only one truly smart toaster ever made and it’s from 1949.

Korean BBQ dinner with friends earlier tonight! YUM

Rather amusing sign I saw attached to the ceiling of North Station

(1 of 3) What a weekend! Took the Downeaster to Boston and explored the city with a Mass fur. Ended up riding all but 2 of the MBTA lines. 🔴🟠🟢🔵

took a train ride to old orchard with my dad for lunch, mini golf, and fried dough

stayed in a fairly recently built Cambria hotel this weekend and I stared at this wallpaper for a while trying to figure out what exactly these round things are. Anyone have any ideas?

Man, I cant even make rice without having kdenlive open huh

YOU THANK

For all you that have have a brain fart when go to take your photo 😘

I swear it seems like phishing emails are getting dumber each time i see one. Nice try haha. (Also 810 is a Michigan area code)

Live every day like it’s your last. Love your friends and family. Call that person you haven’t talked to in a long time to see how they’re doing. You might wake up one day and learn that you will never have that opportunity again.