What's the point of sarcasm? —Dr. Shaun Murphy, The Good Doctor #randommovietvquotes

if true, i feel attacked… https://www.instagram.com/p/DUXIKb_DRJg/

A day is too short to waste it on small shit that don't matter. —Minhyun Park #interestingwords

Sam Raimi's 10 Best Feature Films, Ranked | Allison Foreman for IndieWire (@indiewire) https://www.indiewire.com/lists/sam-raimi-films-ranked/

I don't have any homeless beef. —Jen Barber, The IT Crowd #randommovietvquotes

If you are arguing loudly on your phone in public, please put it on speaker. I need to hear both sides of the story. —Monnie Isham #interestingwords

Was this film directed by Carl Reiner or Mel Brooks? | MeTV (@metv.com) https://metv.com/quiz/was-this-film-directed-by-carl-reiner-or-mel-brooks

George Lindsey was a proud supporter of the Alabama Special Olympics | MeTV (@metv.com) https://metv.com/stories/george-lindsey-was-a-proud-supporter-of-the-alabama-special-olympics

He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue. —Andrew Lang #interestingwords

God, it amazes me you ever found your way out of your mother's womb. —Stewart Pearson, The Thick of It (2005) #randommovietvquotes

when you're GenX and the morning caffeine isn’t quite cutting it https://song.link/i/254632948

#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh don’t lie, you’ve thought it https://www.instagram.com/p/DTOv6yhD3_d/

Life is like a burrito. If you fill it with too many things it will fall apart and then you cry... —Rome Grant #interestingwords

Are these episodes of Star Trek or The Twilight Zone? | MeTV (@metv.com) https://metv.com/quiz/are-these-episodes-of-star-trek-or-the-twilight-zone

RE: https://mastodon.social/@filmfreak75/116009093339491087 so how did i make myself feel better last night? i pulled 7 new #randommovietvquotes from this 30 minute episode of Kate & Allie. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0618754/

@autistics #actuallyautistic while not quite this out and proud in the workplace, i do have this level of advocacy engery… Living in Fear (Why Autistic Life Can be Terrifying)... Autism Life - https://youtu.be/xumPgktA_Gg

@autistics #actuallyautistic doing an contract/agreement “inventory" for an upcoming “audit” and the source materials are a mess… ...also, unclear why my office is the one being tasked to do this, since we are not the official recordkeepers for these documents... …but i suspect if we were, and […]

Dennis Weaver was delivering flowers before Gunsmoke | MeTV (@metv.com) https://metv.com/stories/dennis-weaver-was-delivering-flowers-before-gunsmoke

I will not share milk bottles with an illicit love nest. —Hyacinth Bucket, Keeping Up Appearances #randommovietvquotes

One week. I bet in one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass she won't know whether to shit or wind her wristwatch. —Randle McMurphy, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest #randommovietvquotes

5 Essential Catherine O'Hara Movies And TV Shows Everyone Should Watch Once | Jeremy Smith for SlashFilm (@slashfilm.com) https://www.slashfilm.com/2090207/catherine-ohara-movie-tv-shows-everyone-watch-once/

You cannot spit in the plates and then demand your dinner. —Adam Gopnik #interestingwords

It takes courage to recognise the real as opposed to the convenient. —Barbara Covett, Notes on a Scandal #randommovietvquotes

are bad choices a curse or learned pattern of behavior? —Sean C. #interestingwords

10 Saddest Stranger Things Deaths, Ranked | Mike Bedard for SlashFilm (@slashfilm.com) https://www.looper.com/2083602/stranger-things-saddest-deaths-ranked/

just saw my ex husband for the first time in 1 year, 8 months and 8 days... …and i'm now not ok

bonus #thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh surprising based on his track record https://www.instagram.com/p/DUTqN1liau_/

Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity. —Alvy Ray Smith #interestingwords

Ricardo Montalbán loved the cast and crew of Fantasy Island | MeTV (@metv.com) https://www.metv.com/stories/ricardo-montalb-n-loved-the-cast-and-crew-of-fantasy-island

It's lovely that she doesn't mind that very disturbing thing you do. —Stuart Bixby, Vicious (2013) #randommovietvquotes

#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh wonder if this duo would have lasted longer than the original https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQVHBZtE-oM/

when you're GenX and need a jolt of nostalgia in the morning… https://song.link/i/254632948

RE: https://social.vivaldi.net/@RubenWA/116007758312861177 the stuff of nightmares…

RE: https://eicker.news/@media/116007754764354944 schmuck and no one cares…

all this time we were told it was the Democrats who were coming for the guns… https://universeodon.com/@memeorandum/116007728139448402

R.I.P Catherine O'Hara: How well do you remember her film career? | MeTV (@metv.com) https://www.metv.com/quiz/rip-catherine-ohara-how-well-do-you-remember-her-film-career

I don't think I've ever loved anyone the right way. —Daniel Ryan #interestingwords

In 2003, B-movie director Bert I. Gordon was honored by an Insect Film Festival - Yikesgeist.com courtesy of MeTV (@metv.com) https://www.metv.com/stories/in-2003-b-movie-director-burt-i-gordon-was-honored-by-an-insect-film-festival http://Yikesgeist.com

Headaches are like resolutions. You forget them as soon as they stop hurting. —Marion Crane, Psycho (1960) #randommovietvquotes

Allow me to intro-seduce myself. —Jack McFarland, Will & Grace #randommovietvquotes

Don't underestimate anyone around you. Everyone has the power to surprise anyone at any point of time. —Henry Garcia #interestingwords

Amanda Blake said she built her career on songs, dances, and funny sayings | MeTV (@metv.com) https://www.metv.com/stories/amanda-blake-said-she-built-her-career-on-songs-dances-and-funny-sayings

Sarcasm is the refuge of losers. —Richard Hoover, Little Miss Sunshine #randommovietvquotes

I know life is hard, I think everyone knows that in their hearts, but why does it have to be cruel, as well? Why does it have to bite? —Stephen King #interestingwords

These 25 movies are now officially part of U.S. film history | Maxwell Millington for Axios (@axios) https://www.axios.com/2026/01/29/25-films-join-national-film-registry-clueless-karate-kid

Headlines Are Calling the Melania Movie a Surprise Box-Office “Success.” Don’t Believe Them. | Sam Adams for Slate (@slate) https://slate.com/culture/2026/02/melania-movie-box-office-trump-documentary-amazon-prime.html

2026 Sundance Film Festival Awards Winners Full List | Kate Erbland for IndieWire (@indiewire) https://www.indiewire.com/awards/results/2026-sundance-film-festival-awards-winners-full-list-1235176428/

The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been. —Alan Ashley-Pitt #interestingwords

Do not why away from accurate phrasing… —Shinwell Johnson, Watson (2024) #randommovietvquotes

#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh he’s too sexy for that shirt https://www.instagram.com/p/DTwOGMKCXDj/