It's your house. The door's merely a suggestion. —Marshall Gregson, United States of Tara #randommovietvquotes

Women Make Historic Gains in Streaming, 36% of TV Creators Are Female | Ethan Shanfeld for Variety (@Variety) https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/women-historic-gains-streaming-tv-creators-female-1236513173/

Canning works. —Sue Sylvester, Glee #randommovietvquotes

The 15 Best Star Trek Alien Races | Samuel Stone for SlashFilm (@slashfilm.com) https://www.slashfilm.com/1962012/best-star-trek-alien-races/

How the kid from The Bad Seed felt about playing a girl who kills people | Yikesgeist.com coMeTV (@metv.com) courtesy of https://www.metv.com/stories/how-the-kid-from-the-bad-seed-felt-about-playing-a-girl-who-kills-people/ http://Yikesgeist.com

Quit loitering you little shits. —Esther Finch, Dead Boy Detectives #randommovietvquotes

Put together a cowboy outfit, and we'll tell you what job you'd have if you lived in Dodge City! | MeTV (@metv.com) https://www.metv.com/quiz/put-together-a-cowboy-outfit-and-well-tell-you-what-job-youd-have-if-you-lived-in-dodge-city/

Alright, if you screw it up we can always do it again. Reality isn't very real anyway. —David Vickers Buchanan, One Life to Live #randommovietvquotes

Andy Griffith and Elvis Presley did a cowboy comedy skit together in 1956 | MeTV (@metv.com) https://www.metv.com/stories/andy-griffith-and-elvis-presley-sold-fake-candy-bars-for-laughs-in-1956/

Jerry's whole life revolves around Superman and cereal. —George Costanza, Seinfeld #randommovietvquotes

Can you match the award to the M*A*S*H actor who won it? | MeTV (@metv.com) https://www.metv.com/quiz/can-you-match-the-award-to-the-m-a-s-h-actor-who-won-it/

...they should have called this place the AM/BM... —Cleveland Brown, The Cleveland Show #randommovietvquotes

Dan Haggerty didn't want to act as a co-star to an animal his whole career | MeTV (@metv.com) https://www.metv.com/stories/dan-haggerty-didnt-want-to-act-as-a-co-star-to-an-animal-his-whole-career/

Steven Spielberg Hid A Major Indiana Jones Secret From The Studio For A Good Reason | Joe Roberts for SlashFilm (@slashfilm.com) https://www.slashfilm.com/1947487/steven-spielberg-indiana-jones-raiders-of-the-lost-ark-shooting-schedule-secret/

It appears you have two immortal souls engaged in the hunka chunka. —August Ripley, SurrealEstate #randommovietvquotes

11 iconic MeTV shows that premiered in September | MeTV (@metv.com) https://metv.com/lists/11-iconic-metv-shows-that-premiered-in-september/

The Real Names of Characters From 'The Simpsons' | Lori Dorn for Laughing Squid (@LaughingSquid) https://laughingsquid.com/real-names-simpsons-characters/

That's what I said, booby traps! —Data Wang, The Goonies #randommovietvquotes

Judy Greer Explains 'The Long Walk' and Her Winding Career Path | Alison Foreman for IndieWire (@indiewire) https://www.indiewire.com/news/events/the-long-walk-judy-greer-interview-1235149364/

Your life is so sad and simple. Go. —Erica Goldberg, The Goldbergs #randommovietvquotes

According to George Reeves, children deserved more respect than adults | Heroes & Icons (@handitv.com) https://www.handitv.com/stories/according-to-george-reeves-children-deserved-more-respect-than-adults/

Oh shut up #5, your underwear's probably relieved to be touching actual human genitals. —Chanel Oberlin, Scream Queens #randommovietvquotes

Only a true detective can get 10/10 on this ''Hawaii Five-O'' quiz | Heroes & Icons (@handitv.com) https://www.handitv.com/quiz/only-a-true-detective-can-get-10-10-on-this-hawaii-five-o-quiz/

George Peppard had a natural confidence that helped revive his career | Heroes & Icons (@handitv.com) https://www.handitv.com/stories/george-peppard-had-a-natural-confidence-that-helped-revive-his-career/

A little jelly on the belly. —Dr. Heather Collins, The Pitt #randommovietvquotes

The 10 Best Spike Lee Movies | Wilson Chapman for IndieWire (@indiewire) https://www.indiewire.com/lists/best-spike-lee-movies/

Who hurt you? —Mutton, Blue Bunny Taste Test, Saturday Night Live #randommovietvquotes

Aziz Ansari on How His Canceled 'Being Mortal' Led to 'Good Fortune,' and with Help from Angels Like Keanu Reeves and Seth Rogen | Ritesh Mehta for IndieWire (@indiewire) https://www.indiewire.com/features/interviews/aziz-ansari-interview-good-fortune-1235149977/

Yeah I burped. Do you whiff it? —King Richard, Galavant #randommovietvquotes

How ‘The Pitt’ Tackles Death With Accuracy and Care | Ingrid Schmidt for The Hollywood Reporter (@hollywoodreporter) https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-features/how-the-pitt-death-accuracy-1236365261/

To save you...I could do anything. —Rory Williams, Doctor Who #randommovietvquotes

'The Conjuring' Movies: True Stories Behind All 4 Films | Lexi Carson for The Hollywood Reporter (@hollywoodreporter) https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lists/the-conjuring-movies-true-stories/

Harvey Korman once said that being a director was too ''paternal'' | MeTV (@metv.com) https://metv.com/stories/harvey-korman-once-said-that-being-a-director-was-too-paternal/

You know, I'm gonna go ahead and say it: Your timing is consistently not great. —Edwin Park, The Residence (2025) #randommovietvquotes

Here's how Ricou Browning became the Creature from the Black Lagoon - Yikesgeist.com courtesy of MeTV (@metv.com) https://metv.com/stories/heres-how-ricou-browning-became-the-creature-from-the-black-lagoon/ http://Yikesgeist.com

All I know is logic. —Spock, Star Trek #randommovietvquotes

Blur quiz: Superheroes of classic TV | MeTV (@metv.com) https://metv.com/quiz/blur-quiz-superheroes-of-classic-tv/

There's no point in being nuts if you can't have a little fun. —John Nash, A Beautiful Mind #randommovietvquotes

Lorne Greene said being a people person helped him in his Bonanza role | MeTV (@metv.com) https://metv.com/stories/lorne-greene-said-being-a-people-person-helped-him-in-his-bonanza-role/

...I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, I DON'T CARE HOW MANY PROTEIN BARS YOU EAT! —Charlie Skinner, The Newsroom #randommovietvquotes

Lorne Greene said being a people person helped him in his Bonanza role | MeTV (@metv.com) https://metv.com/stories/lorne-greene-said-being-a-people-person-helped-him-in-his-bonanza-role/

Name that breakout character! | MeTV (@metv.com) https://metv.com/quiz/name-that-breakout-character/

Well, it's not my fault if they misinterpreted something that i said I never understood. —Peter Mannion, The Thick of It (2005) #randommovietvquotes

A Love Boat guest star snubbed Ted Lange after mistakenly assuming he was an extra. Here's how Lange got the last laugh | MeTV (@metv.com) https://metv.com/stories/a-love-boat-guest-star-snubbed-ted-lange-until-he-realized/

Now, Peter, I'm out of crackers and I'm gluten free, so what I need you to do is go to a local gym and ask men to pee in your hands. —Liam Neeson, Family Guy #randommovietvquotes

Star Wars: How Rogue One's Riz Ahmed Feels About Not Appearing In Andor | Devin Meenan for SlashFilm (@slashfilm.com) https://www.slashfilm.com/1955328/rogue-one-riz-ahmed-star-wars-andor-absence-feelings/

I can't believe you guys don't know what I do? —Chandler Bing, Friends #randommovietvquotes

LEGO Brings Gizmo to Life With New GREMLINS Set | Joey Paur for GeekTyrant (@geektyrant.com) https://geektyrant.com/news/lego-brings-gizmo-to-life-with-new-gremlins-set/

We are Sex Bob—Omb. We are here to make money and sell out and stuff. One—two—three—four! —Kim Pine, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World #randommovietvquotes

The 10 Best Stephen King Movies Ranked, According To Rotten Tomatoes | BJ Colangelo for SlashFilm (@slashfilm.com) https://www.slashfilm.com/1954301/best-stephen-king-movies-ranked-rotten-tomatoes/