Scotland automatically qualifying for the World Cup finals deserves a messy celebration. Any volunteers to be pied and gunged? #gunge #gungetank #gunged #WAM #slime #pied #footiekit #lycra

I've always dreamt of the crowd chanting "Dunk him, Dave!!!" then Dave uttering those immortal words: "It's time to pull the lever and GET YOUR OWN BACK!!!" #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #WAM #pies #lycra #footiekit

Sloppy Saturday... let's go head first into the weekend! #gunge #gunged #gungetank #WAM #slime #slop #dunk #lycra

Is tank Thursday still a thing? Asking for a friend. #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #WAM #pies #lycra #footiekit

Haven't been messy much this year so have accumulated quite a stash. Any volunteers to help me use up this gunge? #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #WAM #pies #lycra #footiekit

Throwback to being happier than a pig in muck! #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #WAM #pies #footiekit #lycra

Went head to head against @scotcub.bsky.social in a poll on X. People wanted to see me slopped in West Ham kit so here is the messy result. #gunge #gunged #gungetank #WAM #slime #pies #footiekit #fullkitwanker #loser

Thanks to everyone who engaged in chat or visited me this year. Hope 2025 brings everyone good health, happiness and lots of messy fun. If anyone fancies similar treatment next year (I'm based in Scotland), drop me a DM 😜😈 #gunge #gungetank #gunged #slime #WAM

Let’s start a singlet thread! 🤼‍♂️ Add yours then repost 👀 (Ignore the scruffy beard and psyduck getting squished)

There were no storms in Scotland today so I felt the need to create an indoor downpour! #gunge #gunged #gungetank #WAM #slime #footiekit

Time for our Christmas competition, for your chance to win a Rubberpigs £50 Christmas voucher simply "LIKE" this post, if you "REPOST" as well we will double it to £100. We will randomly choose a winner and notify the winner on our Bluesky account on Christmas eve. Good Luck

Who doesn't love a good full kit wanker

Throwback for tank Thursday. That time I was covered in snotty green gunk in kit. #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #WAM #pies #lycra #singlet #footiekit

Heard on the radio today that the word "slop" made the shortlist for the Oxford word of the year. Now I'm thinking is this list compiled by kinky gunge fans? 🤔

Not sure if it's a thing, but happy footie kit Friday to all of my followers! #footiekit #fullkitwanker #gunge #gunged #gungetank #WAM #pies #slime #singlet #lycra

Public service announcement: if you can't take the slime, don't commit the crime. Featuring: UMD: GungeCroy Recon: GungeCroy That other app: @croygunge

Found myself in a bit of a messy predicament for this throwback to tank Thursday. #gunge #gunged #WAM #gungetank #pies #slime #lycra #footiekit

Happy Wednesday people. Here's a random lycra pic to start off the day. #gunge #gunged #gungetank #WAM #pies #slime #lycra #singlet

I'm loving the positivity on bsky and I've throughly enjoyed chatting to people, both old and new, over the past few days. It's made me appreciate what a privilege it is to be part of the gunge community and for some of you 2025 is going to be a very messy year! 😜😈 #gunge #gungetank #WAM #pies

Wishing all of my followers a very slimy and sloppy Sunday! #gunge #gunged #gungetank #WAM #slime #pies #lycra #footiekit

Tank Thursday has come around quickly again. Here's me getting covered in thick pink slop in footie kit. #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #WAM #pies #lycra #footiekit

Sharing the footage of my messy fate- brutal. #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #pies #WAM #lycra #footiekit #singlet

Last weekend was pretty messy and humiliating. Anyone want to experience this gungey treatment?

Another classic pic for tank Thursday. #gunge #gunged #gungetank #WAM #slime #pies #lycra #footiekit

I'm a-gettin gunged today!! 😀

Can we make tank Thursday a thing once again? #gunge #gunged #gungetank #WAM #pies #slime #lycra #footiekit

Throwback to when I was pink to make the boys wink. #gunge #gunged #gungetank #slime #WAM #pies #lycra #footiekit