"Hey Siri, can you give me an example of division by zero?"

I hope he does. That might be enough extra weight that he finally topples over like a building implosion gone wrong.

New Coke was actually pretty good.

I can't do or say anything that is going to improve our collective mood. But I do have this. My 15-year-old cat, Shelby, found a sunbeam today. I hope we all find a similar peace.

Thinking about this movie, how I watched it as a 13-year old, and figured this would be possible but unlikely And now at 54 with this bumbling, vengeful nimrod as Commander in Chief... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countdo...

Timeline cleanse. We don't deserve dogs.

In the words of Jim Wright (Stonekettle), something, something, self-awareness of a dog licking its own (bleep)hole.

The New England Patriots still have a chance to win Super Bowl LX if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.

Share this photo. Keep sharing it.

Counting votes from big cities with lots of people. How does that f*cking work?

Timeline clean and reset: Chester County, Pennsylvania. A frozen Marsh Creek Lake.

We need to launch these people directly into the sun. There's no other way to make the point, just yeet the entire cabinet via SpaceX into the sun.

This seems relevant - just some light reading before today's events unfold. It was always going to go down this route. He told us what he was going to do years ago, it was just a matter of time. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

Bless the Ford worker who called Donald Trump a pedophile protector to his face today, which made President Pedo Protector throw up his tiny middle finger.

Kickers, man.

A great read. It's okay to be anxious and frustrated, but do not surrender to things that are not happening. Stay present and fight. Don't let the bastards grind you down.

“Please be on the lookout for the following mothers, who are confirmed to be in possession of dangerous vehicles and should be met with extreme caution,” said DHS Secretary Kristi Noem

Feeling this today. Feeling this deeply today. F*CK the Empire. youtu.be/TaKrm5txGCQ?...

Today's Mood:

Okay then, despite the prior five years, I'll carry on. One of these years, being kind is going to work!

Dave Willat was just 11 years old when he showed up for what he thought would be a routine church choir practice in 1965. He and his fellow singers ended up making history.

This came up one year ago today, and the positive energy still hits. Share with anyone you think needs it. ❤️

Share it far, share it wide. #CECOT

North Korea would laugh at this scene for being too ridiculous, but here we are.

Sheesh. This is actually pretty clean for me. Normally I work in obscenities like watercolors.

@profanity.accountant Alright, let's light this candle. Talk to me.

Northern Lights visible tonight in West Chester, PA. Hard to see with the naked eye, but the phone finishes the job.

"Dearest Martha, Though we were so young when this game began, we thought it would only be a matter of hours. The truth we've discovered is that time in war, and in baseball, is a flat circle...one that may never end. "I hope someone eventually wins. I'm told it has to happen, someday..."

If they didn't know, now they know.

The President of the United States is a dense motherf*cker.

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.

Exclusive: Jeffrey Epstein’s estate has given Congress a copy of the 2003 birthday book, including the letter with Trump’s signature that he has said doesn’t exist.

New York knows exactly what to do here. Don't worry.

As an expat New Yorker, this correction brings me deep joy.

Only. The. Best. People.

The rules are that if you see this clip, you must share it. I am following that rule, because today, we need as much joy as can be shared.

We just want healthcare, the unredacted Epstein files, and justice. Not, whatever fresh hell this is.

the video:

This randomly popped up on my feed today, and I think we all feel this way. It's perfect.

So simple, and so effective. I love trick shots like this.

Only the best people.

Uhh, #OnWisconsin? Oopsie.

How far behind the line was he???

In 2004 I ran my first trail ultramarathon. At one point I was coming around a bend in the woods, when another runner coming from the other direction approached me. We stopped and stared in silence. I finally said, "One of us has to be right?" This report from Barkley is just **Chef's Kiss**

Pineapple on pizza is a culinary hate crime.

Current mood.

*chef's kiss*

F*cking math. How does it work?

The richest man in the world is sitting at the Resolute desk, about to defund your public school. Trump should stop him.

Hang it in the Louvre.