honestly i don’t think bloodborne will ever get ported officially it’ll stay on ps4 until copies are retro enough to be sold at the price of life-saving surgery and folks are talking about it like panzer dragoon saga

left alive (2019) was not nearly as bad as i was led to believe and awful in unique ways i couldn’t have imagined like it’s mostly a unpolished janky attempt at mgs5 that is decent most of the time until it presents a borderline unplayable encounter as far as stealth games go, it’s not that bad

something bugs me about 3d sonic fangames. almost every time i see one it’s just showcasing a big map with ramps and platforms leading nowhere and the physics let you soar over 95% of it. there’s no level design i’m aware of the exceptions. i wish they weren’t exceptions

wrapped up moss book 2 lovely game, feels very much like the promised second half of what book 1 offered. better visuals, more interesting puzzles, more fun fights, weapon swapping etc. everything positive about book 1 is improved

god, beyond good & evil is so incredible isn't it

there's a world where starsiege tribes became as massive as call of duty and we're not living in it

i say "i'm sorry" so regularly that i sometimes forget many folks refuse to apologize under any circumstances

have to say that it's genuinely funny to me whenever these AI bros post generated slop of some repulsive action scene where nothing happens, and it's just random ugly shots of explosions and gunfire and they're like:

as someone who hasn't listened to a single second of critical role, the mighty nein is pretty compelling. up to episode 5 so far generally i think worldbuilding is vastly over-prioritized in a lot of stories, but with this it's an example of how to do it in a not-boring way

used to play ace attorney while waiting for group invites in final fantasy xi and those games are tied together forever now, oh well

sometimes my brain associates things that have nothing to do with each other because i experienced them at the same time like rollercoaster tycoon makes me think of dragon ball because i spent a summer playing it frequently with episodes on vhs in the background don’t know if that’s normal or not

bluepoint games is dead so that the line can go up (again)

every final fantasy game is great like i’ve been playing FF8 again recently and it is just utterly charming and filled with entertaining writing at every turn and it looks beautiful and the junction system has so much exploitable flexibility and there’s a fun card game they’re all like this

The outright vandalism AI has wrought in every industry and government it has even tangentially touched is more than enough to justify socially ostracizing those who directed the decisions who got us here. They should not be allowed to participate in polite society.

think i'm getting somewhere #chiptune #snes

yes, i am very excited for a new dothack game

dothack's vision of a futuristic internet is still more optimistic than the hellscape we got. fuck it give me a coma, i'll take it

2XKO is such a ridiculous name for that particular video game. league of legends is an immense international brand and they just left it out of the title like they're trying to hide it cold take but wtf

i wish i could shout "fuck you donkey kong" with that much power

i recorded this months ago just to see how it’d look. crt tvs are precious

this is the nightmare blunt rotation's nightmare blunt rotation

you never see an old man having a twix

started playing this the other day and learned it’s the first game from ready at dawn. roughly 18 years before the studio was murdered by meta. it’s pretty cool. fuck facebook

By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.

Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position, Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.

can't play an instrument and know nothing about making music, but i've nonetheless spent dozens of hours in furnace i still don't know what the hell i'm doing 🥲 #chiptune

“you know, if the protagonist was smarter and just avoided the main conflict of the film, then nothing bad would’ve happened” thank you youtube essayist. very enlightening

#phantasystaronline my headspace when i'm buying anything:

slept on my neck wrong. it's over

americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys

gacha games are as great a waste of talent as genAI is a waste of electricity

i forgot about the n-gage for a long time and feel like i missed out on something terrible

almost 40 years later, beyond dark castle still has some of the funniest sound effects ever

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

level design was at its best in kingdom hearts 1. those worlds had something that the other games don’t the areas in kh2 for example look very nice and are more spacious to accommodate the frenetic battle system, but they’re all the same drifting in the pride lands is as good as it gets there

finished Moss short but very good game. you’d have to be a monster to not like quill. surprised it ended where it did, but i already have the sequel ready. the ending sequence with Sarffog was suitably exciting. i’m not afraid of snakes but the way it moves was still sorta intimidating in VR.

random Final Fantasy XIV 1.0 screenshot #1 (dated July ‎17, ‎2011): A GM posing as Urianger appeared at an aetheryte in Thanalan to say some things in-character. I forget what the context of this was. Didn't capture the chat window, so 🤷‍♂️

more Moss thoughts: the attention to detail in quill’s animation is special. she leans with gravity when standing on a moving surface or tucks her ears down when there isn’t enough headroom. i also love how she tries to give hints through pantomime it’s great

i miss when this guy was the only LLM

first time playing VR games in my life and i started with Moss the other night a very engaging experience so far that frequently convinces me that a storybook mouse is my friend

i love the GDQ events and have been watching every one since 2011, but I’ve always found it strange how people make requests in their donation comments it’s supposed to be a donation. if you’re asking for something in return, it’s a purchase. i get that it can be fun, it’s not a big deal. just odd

Final Fantasy Tactics - The Ivalice Chronicles has sold 1 million copies

i don’t remember where I got this FFXIII xmb theme, it was just there when I powered it on after like 16 years i’ll keep it

The bald people have portraits now when you click on them 🧑‍🦲 Wishlist my game: store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/... (P.S. Their heads follow your mouse movement)

rust youtubers be naming their videos like "Strife and Hubris: The indelible betrayal in the crimson winter - a Rust film"

Played Maverick Hunter X Generally a fun remake of Mega Man X and the new Sigma stages caught me off guard in a good way, but some of the added dialogue(with bad voice acting) slows the experience down a bit. Dunno why the armor parts were shuffled around, weird choice

i recently revived my PSP after finding that it had a swollen battery replaced it and added a bigger SD card, then did the all the hackerman stuff to it to add games I never played back then