//whichever one won't get me canceled

//

//uninvited from other holidays

//i'm formally uninviting you from thanksgiving

//lies and slander

"My antlers??"

//

"Flunking college."

"Can't relate." 🦌

𝕃𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕟, 𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕟 𝕀 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕣 𝕀𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝑪𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒆𝒄𝒉𝒐, 𝒆𝒄𝒉𝒐 𝑰𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒗𝒐𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌

//you'll get it when you read it

//sips tea

//i don't know what you're talking about

// ??😇

//what if I changed my writing style to first person for her-

//char's frothing for her I swear

//okay. I tried to follow at least one of everyone's accounts so I don't accidentally get her shadowbanned

//she's done

//ahem

//anyway, i'm gonna be a fake fan and make Echo while i'm still reading up on her

//I HAVE EARNED MY MOMENT OF CHAOS I had the big sads

//okay. One more. For the laughs. Uncensored c*ck

//okay, i'm done. Honest

Aggressively eating someone else's chips.

//don't open this

//

//😔

//you know what? At least it's not the rat thong

//the best part about being an rper is seeing freak shit and being like "not sure if i'm into it but my character totally would be"

//I can't breathe

//I am so sorry

ANYWAY He's raiding the fridge. Definitely taking someone's chips.

//NO NO NO NO DON'T FOLLOW BACK YOU'LL JUST SEE MY SHAME

//MERLIN NO DON'T LOOK IT UP

//you guys aren't supposed to see the real me like thisssssss

// 💀

//why do you guys always get on just as i'm being a little freak? How am I supposed to pretend to be an innocent babe now?

//why are you all getting on when i'm giving cursed knowledge? What timing is this

//chere.... why...

//don't worry. I know this stuff because I had some freaky friends when I was but a Twitter rper. Those friends have long since been kicked from my circle.

//at the risk of being blocked by literally everyone and assuming my mutuals are adults... Oviposition.

//I can make your search history so cursed

//OH MY GOD NO I AM SO SORRY

//chere is having a whole crisis

"Then stop spraying me!"

Screams-

//on one hand, we have two carnivores shamelessly flirting. On the other, we have Magneto trying to avoid the weird goth girl.

The omegaverse is when people think they have wolf-like traits and rename themselves as alpha, omega, and beta. Alphas can apparently knock up omegas regardless of gender and they view betas as limp dick- (Proceeds to get grounded)