// ok well my other account was just labeled as "rude" so i think i'm done with using this site as a roleplay platform for right now lmfao

personally i only drink beverages that are named after people. shut up

don't like it

i'm sure that's nothing

Greetings.

The Spamton G. Spamton App

TRAGIC: Spamton G. Spamton has been Killed

i'm just a normal person. i'm not even special

humans will be 16 and their opps will be 10 😂

look at that little freak over there

i'm NOT a "sweet little chocolate". i am evil and irredeemable

... i miss asriel.

well. i guess i *sort of* feel loved.

No Smash?

listen folks i can't help that i'm god's perfect child

I'M the real one.

I'm his favorite. He's my mom.

THEY CALL ME CHARA "BIG MONEY" DREEMURR BIIIIIIIIIIITCH

FUCK TOGORE

FallenTenna

* Looks like the Mike Room is locked up... * ... Still, you think you can make out someone talking on the other side. * Listen in? [ ❤️ Listen in ] * You put your ear to the door, closing your eyes as you begin to listen...

ok

hi

shoutout to the gorillaz

just got a call for the big wigs. we're killing you. yup, you're getting killed

me

oh dude no one told me someone was finding out their life is a lie today

why the fuck is he posting that man

okay. i'm normal now.

assembling a list of my role models

quoting walter white goes so fucking hard

a homophobe, misogynist, and gay guy walk into a bar. the bartender says "hey, spamton! the usual?" and then blows his head clean off with a 12 gauge

Hm....

how does cranky kong live his life knowing he isn't real

why am i in internet world. where are all the normal people

when i was a kid i used to go on the public library computer and fill it to the brim with viruses so that nobody could use it

i will never apologize for committing to the bit

gay balls lol

* It's almost that time again. * That special, special day. * Do you remember the first time we played together? * How we laughed, how we cried. * I know you'd never forget. How much you loved them.

me: (flips tarot card revealing a little freak who looks exactly like spamton flying a hot air balloon into power lines) spamton: [Is That Good]

the amazing digital manslaughter

Spamtenna Kissinger

takis fuego chicken sandwich

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING I AM NO ONE LEAVE ME ALONE