I would like to announce my support for PEECAN™. I renounce the use of the word pecan. It is forever PEECAN all hail the PEECAN! Now on another topic: Please give me the best meme moveset for vaporeon.

Sorry, I just woke up. What did I miss?

Foxes are just chaotic dogs

If I perish, give my things to my dog

All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!

Sneak peak of whats next on twitch

Why are oranges called, oranges and lemons lemons but not called yellows ?

It isn't until you perish that your skeleton finally hatches.

Good ghosts are the ones scaring you to keep you away. The bad ones want to draw you in.

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How does a sponge hold water when it’s full of holes?

“Live” is just “evil” spelled backward.

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies when you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..." poof. He disappeared without a tres.

Whenever you eat canned pieces of fruit, you are more than likely sharing one whole fruit with someone hundreds of miles away.

“Do not touch” would be scary to read in braille.

Im craving a grilled cheese right now

People aren't angry about paying taxes. They are angry about the poor use of it.

Taxes are like a subscription to your country that you can't cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound or just a bunch of tweets?

Hehehehehe I sure do love me some MUHFUGGIN SALAMI

Sleep should be rolled over. Like "Oh, you got 20 hours of sleep today? Cool man, you don't need sleep for the next three days."

When my dog brings me the same toy, I wonder if it's his favorite toy or if he thinks it is my favorite toy.

No Im not hacked guys, my Twitch chat has reign of my account for 1 hr

If you buy coffee that has already been ground, there is an FDA required maximum amount of cockroach that can be in it, since it’s impossible for there to not at least be some…

Go to bed; you'll feel better in the morning is the human version of "Did you turn it off and back on again?"

The fact that I can't recognize my co-workers outside of uniform 85% of the time, tells me superman knows exactly what he's doing.

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

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I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip

Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

Don’t you fucking “OwO” me

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you.

Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage.

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Maidenless is the gamer version of no rizz.

Boobs

Tits even

Milkers

Bluesky, can you lock the fuck in

Hey, everyone! I'll be holding my second #drawathon this week, from November 25 - 29!✨️ It's like a donothon, but I'll be drawing for donors, and a few lucky raffle winners. Hang out, get some art, and help your girl get the things she needs! I hope to see you there! Info: drawathon.carrd.co 🔗🧵👇

It's raffle time! As thanks for hitting 1.5k followers on twitch, I had to do something special, and @totallynotafairy.bsky.social was keen to help me out. To enter: Like and retweet this post. Follow me and Faybe on here and twitch. Post your reference sheet. Ends on the 15th of May.

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