Don't mess with halflings if you don't want to be RAISED RIGHT

Definitely didn't have to reupload a short after a quick edit because I said that "Steel Weapons weren't good against Orc Invasions" when I meant "Gold" today. >.>

New video up on the youtube channel! And we're gonna watch it together on stream as a kinda "premiere"! Come hang! It's not a controversial opinion I swear.

A little Trench Crusade painting at work today. Artillery Witch lookin' fancy.

New PoE 2 League, new PoE 2 League, new PoE 2 League! LETS GET HARDCORE. ...Live in the usual spot

Suffice it to say it's been a bit of a WHACKY TIME on my Youtube channel lately!

Today, at 12:00MT we've got a MOVIE NIGHT! We'll be watching "Hercules Against The Moon Men" with @herakita.bsky.social Come enjoy some 1960s swords-and-sandals with us then!

Took me forever to get home after the game, but it's LARP stories from Warcry this year! Starting now! Live in the usual spot.

A new skin released for my character Ishi in @idlechampions.bsky.social by @cnegames.bsky.social Super hype for BLIND JUSTICE ISHI! #Ad

I met one of @herakita.bsky.social's relatives today

Plane time for me, off to Toronto for @underworldlarp.bsky.social Warcry event! Gonna be a fun weekend and I'll be back w/ stories!

Make a wish on my Youtube sub count! I'm hype!

I have more Star Wars cardboard crack. We're opening on stream rn!

Cracked open a packing at work for fun. Uh. OKAY THEN. Insane luck. #starwarsunlimited

Day 13 of SUBATHON! We started with an hour yesterday, and uhhh.. We have an hour again today. Time isn't real. But we are! And we're live! In the usual spot~

We're live today with DAY 12 of the subathon! An hour on the clock, and I think we've probably got some Dwarf Fortress to start! (and maybe end >.>) On in the usual spot.

One hour on the clock to start today! Subathon, Day 8. We're going in! Live in the usual spot. www.twitch.tv/distractedelf

Subathon DAY 7, starts now! 4 hours on the clock! (Also, here's the Elf 2.0 DESIGN REVEAL for folks who missed it yesterday!!! Art by @bagladder.bsky.social as basically always)

Day 6 of the Subathon, and we're STILL HERE! Lets make some terrible decisions, and have a lot of fun. Live in the usual spot! (Twitch) We're SO CLOSE to a goal of showing off the Elf 2.0 Design, and enjoying a retrospective of the last year of the channel. Here's a teaser, to entice.

Day 4 of Subathon kicking off right now! www.twitch.tv/distractedelf

DAY 3 of Subathon begins now! 4 hours-ish on the clock, could I be we end today?? >.> www.twitch.tv/distractedelf

My chat wanted me to make a tier list of Star Wars aliens by smashability. Here it is. @herakita.bsky.social helped.

MS Paint nightmare self portrait, because chat funded it.

It's time for SUBATHON. It starts today, live at www.twitch.tv/distractedelf GOALS ARE READY! I wonder if we'll end up going as long as last year???

FUNNY NUMBER FORWARD AND BACK

One week remains until Subathon! A SINGLE WEEK! It's closing in. I'm excited!

It's still May, but the 2nd annual DistractedElf Subathon is COMING. June 1st. Goals are in an amount that'll gather from all contributions, direct or sub, or whatever! I'm hype. Very hype. 12 hour days, until the timer runs out. All June.

Me when I show up in a Twitch chat with my Ambassador badge.

🪓🐾REBRAND ART ANNOUNCEMENT🐾🪓 I'd like to take this time to announce my new art tags as well as set some rules and boundaries for any fanart going forwards! The SFW art tag will be: #Heraglyphs The NSFW art tag will be: #Herasy Please see below character specifications as well as NSFW art rules

Today's work at work, a big beefy blinged out boyyyy

Store is empty today, and my boredom has me yearing for the shelves lined with plastic crack.

I'm at the local wrestling tonight! Getting hype!

For those of you wondering, 100 Commoners kills a Barlgura in one round like this. Rotate the empty space, and just keep filling it with a commoner, and stepping them out. Okay. It's do-able. I'm done arguing every time someone says only 12 commoners can hit it. They can move.

Today's work at work was painting this book that is actually a box!

It's time to HOWL! Join our Garou Pack on @anotherworldttrpg.bsky.social for Episode 2! #AP #ActualPlay #WorldOfDarkness #WerewolfTheApocalypse #WTA #TTRPG www.twitch.tv/AnotherWorld...

POV me making my first mate fight mindflayers for my amusement.

Today's work at work! Agent Kallus and Luke/Han from the Death Star.

I'm here tonight! COME HANG OUT. IM WEREWOLF. (Also I'm the only vtuber in a group of flesh-people, so I need your support :P)

Today's work at work! I used a new gunmetal felt-pen to highlight and it worked great!

Today's work at work!

I bought a book box today! Now I must decide how it will be painted

Werewolf is delayed a week due to computer issues on one of my players. :/ We'll regroup next week for sure!

Today's work at work! Grand Admiral Thrawn!

Drow, and being trans.

Today's work at work! Bases. A little red martian/Genonosian colored texture paste and dark tufts really make the difference

I sure am trans, and visible today. Yup.

Today's work at work! Notorious bounty hunter Aurra Sing is coming along nicely!

The snow was gone tho...

My newest longform video is up! An hour-long yap about the Lore of the Lady of Pain! I hope it's something you'll all enjoy! youtu.be/pn6o09-l9og