i will not be paying my taxes going forward 💯

it’s not bedrotting it’s bedmaxxing

bad bunny so damn handsome bruh

forcing an ice agent to listen to jane remover and underscores until their soul is cleansed

linux - cum sex

did they become rich to get away with being pedophiles or did being rich turn them into pedophiles? did they seek power to do wrong or did power make them do wrong? is elder scrolls 6 coming out this decade?

at the italian night club and she gettin jimmy on my john

she Mah on my Jong till we create 13 Orphans

deleted my reddit account. i feel the shackles loosening. this the only social media i still use and i barely login

there is no verifiable documentation of a single illegal immigrant killing a US citizen so far this year but we have seen multiple citizens killed by ICE

Genuinely. I think if you see an ICE officer you just gotta pop their shit at this point. They even unloading whole mags on white men at this point for recording.

kiss from a rose by seal is the best song ever created

been on truck sim. this truckin shit might be my calling

making alt accounts on other socials to argue with strangers will heal you

i fucking love physical media !!! i love owning pieces of my favorite art !!! i love artists profiting off of physical sales !!!

new year same swag

honey butter chips really be the best snack of all time

happy holidays to all women in STEM

wanting some tacos rn - cum sex

When I betray my constituents so I gotta trip myself and fake a doctors note for sympathy

If I was Trump I'd off myself at this point. That mfr so damn guilty

Our founding fathers would have publicly beheaded any of these politicians that talk about being devoted to a foreign country like Israel

Democrat Representative Dipshit Fuck Nuts sides with the Nazi Party so they can make it home in time to be tucked in at the retirement home.

dealing with some rough stuff again. life get hard af some time. hoping i’ll be alright

job market so ass imma start following my dreams

i should simply be making $80k-90k a year just cause i got a chill ass vibe

I.C.E. more like I Cant Ejaculate ha! that'll show those dorks

being in public without my girl is hell man. all these people looking at me because i’m so handsome and gorgeous while i have to run away in fear #faithful #handsome #justonsomekingshit #ilovemygirl #BBQsky

melatonin gummies be tasting so good i be contemplating eatin the whole bottle and sleepin for 10 years

megabonk fun af

i wear fake designer clothes and moissanite jewelry

fixed my crib’s water pressure now the bidet be fuckin me

the performative male trend me makin me self conscious cause i like all that shit and i ain’t performative. im just bisexual

funny as hell when you see so many people talking bout “civil war” then you go to the store and everyone is normal. social media so performative and silly

damn. learning to draw be hard af. wish i did this shit as a kid

lemon pepper wings have done more for me than any politician

the one thing my parents told me as a little boy when we got internet was to not use my real name or any personal information. now im just a stupid mfr saying whatever i want without consequences that matter.

On the real. I wish all people live long enough lives that they can be their best selves before they die. Yet we live in the now. Consequences for your words and actions will too happen in the now. When you die you will be remembered as the person you died as not the one you could have been.

blastin down shawty throat like she charlie kirk

"don't post jokes or anything theyll use against us" some of yall are genuinely so pussy. an evil mfr got his neck blasted. fuck him. make fun of that loser. i hope they post my ass making fun of him.

Funniest shit when a mfr like Charlie Kirk be yappin about innocent people dying to gun violence being a worthy price just to get packed up like that

The biggest sporting event in the world is happening in our backyard. But most New Yorkers will be priced out of watching it live. Sign our petition calling on FIFA to put game over greed: zohranfornyc.com/gameovergreed

sauerkraut is white people kimchi

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

listening to olivia rodrigo - cum sex

kinda impressive how JD Vance wearing him as a skinsuit to play golf looked so real

if i wake up to “THE NEWS” i will smoke the fattest blunts and eat the tastiest snacks

“main character syndrome” was invented by antiswag right wing pseudo intellectuals to undermine how hard your fits go

ate that shit too quick #MyTummyHurt