i fucking love physical media !!! i love owning pieces of my favorite art !!! i love artists profiting off of physical sales !!!

new year same swag

honey butter chips really be the best snack of all time

happy holidays to all women in STEM

wanting some tacos rn - cum sex

When I betray my constituents so I gotta trip myself and fake a doctors note for sympathy

If I was Trump I'd off myself at this point. That mfr so damn guilty

Our founding fathers would have publicly beheaded any of these politicians that talk about being devoted to a foreign country like Israel

Democrat Representative Dipshit Fuck Nuts sides with the Nazi Party so they can make it home in time to be tucked in at the retirement home.

dealing with some rough stuff again. life get hard af some time. hoping i’ll be alright

job market so ass imma start following my dreams

i should simply be making $80k-90k a year just cause i got a chill ass vibe

I.C.E. more like I Cant Ejaculate ha! that'll show those dorks

being in public without my girl is hell man. all these people looking at me because i’m so handsome and gorgeous while i have to run away in fear #faithful #handsome #justonsomekingshit #ilovemygirl #BBQsky

melatonin gummies be tasting so good i be contemplating eatin the whole bottle and sleepin for 10 years

megabonk fun af

i wear fake designer clothes and moissanite jewelry

fixed my crib’s water pressure now the bidet be fuckin me

the performative male trend me makin me self conscious cause i like all that shit and i ain’t performative. im just bisexual

funny as hell when you see so many people talking bout “civil war” then you go to the store and everyone is normal. social media so performative and silly

damn. learning to draw be hard af. wish i did this shit as a kid

lemon pepper wings have done more for me than any politician

the one thing my parents told me as a little boy when we got internet was to not use my real name or any personal information. now im just a stupid mfr saying whatever i want without consequences that matter.

On the real. I wish all people live long enough lives that they can be their best selves before they die. Yet we live in the now. Consequences for your words and actions will too happen in the now. When you die you will be remembered as the person you died as not the one you could have been.

blastin down shawty throat like she charlie kirk

"don't post jokes or anything theyll use against us" some of yall are genuinely so pussy. an evil mfr got his neck blasted. fuck him. make fun of that loser. i hope they post my ass making fun of him.

Funniest shit when a mfr like Charlie Kirk be yappin about innocent people dying to gun violence being a worthy price just to get packed up like that

The biggest sporting event in the world is happening in our backyard. But most New Yorkers will be priced out of watching it live. Sign our petition calling on FIFA to put game over greed: zohranfornyc.com/gameovergreed

sauerkraut is white people kimchi

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

listening to olivia rodrigo - cum sex

kinda impressive how JD Vance wearing him as a skinsuit to play golf looked so real

if i wake up to “THE NEWS” i will smoke the fattest blunts and eat the tastiest snacks

“main character syndrome” was invented by antiswag right wing pseudo intellectuals to undermine how hard your fits go

ate that shit too quick #MyTummyHurt

eatin tf out a californa roll rn #TheEatsBeGettinAte

when you set a reminder to do some shit the next day and the next day comes and you get the dreadful reminder notification you happily forgot about

hate when a mfr stares at me in public. if you think the fit hard just tell me - cum sex

me when i eat the apple that slowly turns you gold - cum sex

they should set up a boxing match for me and Andrew Cuomo. no political reasons. i just want to fight a new york italian - cum sex

ordering clothes online and getting distracted by how handsome the dudes look - cum sex

it’s my birthday - cum sex

i feel happier buying something used more than something new - cum sex

garden salsa? where else they gonna get the vegetables? - cum sex

swag

Whatever gave me this beautiful gift of life cannot be cruel. It has something for me after. I will live and love until it comes. - cum sex

dealing with crippling anxiety the past few days. i hope you all are doing okay. we are all going to be alright. i love you all. i know it’ll all get better. just gotta accept how i feel and keep my head up. - cum sex

i hate hot weather - cum sex

i don’t understand how someone can kill another person. nobody knows where we go when we die. we are all scared. why would you force someone to face something so scary and unknown? how can someone live with that on their mind? - cum sex