This is the WORST news.

Babe, relax. There's no Torchlings. I was trying to get Kangaroo Jack off my tail. Do not wrap it....

The Torchlings. Johnny jr, John-John, and Jon.

I can't be crisped. I'm with child.

At least three.

We're making Torchlings.

He doesn't just eat, he devours...

That's fine, babe. I like when you leave marks. J-Man is ready for action.

// HELP.

spooky❥ johnny: idk are we dating? daken, already have the next 20 yrs of their life planned out: what the fuck are you talking about

I'm not used to meaningful relationships.. 🥺

I don't treat him bad..!! It was a rough patch! We weren't a couple! Wait. Are we.. a couple? Are we dating? Is Akihiro my boyfriend?

Kitten, please.

STOP.

I'm gonna just suck that man in general, actually.

I'm gonna suck the tattoos off that man

Finding his disbelief endearing, the hero couldn't help but laugh, though he were soon silenced by the attack of kisses that coated every inch of his face. Thumbs brush idly over the mutant's cheeks & Johnny manages to capture his lips in a kiss of his own. It's soft, sweeter this time. ++

"Run away...?" The proposal of the idea now had Johnny left at a loss. To leave everything behind so easily, to go off where it would be just the two of them against everything --? It wouldn't be the first time, not quite, that Johnny had vanished from the prying public eye. ++

I bought us matching sports cars...

🧍

Gentle promised, stuttering thoughts -- Johnny couldn't help but offer the softest of smiles before he's chasing his lips again. More than a kiss, it were his own unspoken promise that his affection were not fleeting. Rather, a promise to care for the man as he were here & now. ++

His lungs pulled in a breath, mind fading to a haze -- Something stirring within him that he'd push to the back of his mind. Ignoring unspoken needs to bring full focus to the other man, lips connecting to his jaw in several more soft kisses. "It is what I want..." ++

-𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙗𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙤𝙣."

Let's be hot together!!!

I wish I could be as hot as you, bro

Jimmy Olsen, the most amazing guy I ever met, the best bro a guy could have. I ASSURE YOU. You, my friend. Are hotter.

JIMMY, YOU'RE MY 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 BEST FRIEND EVER!

I LOVE YOU, JIMMY!

Freshly made Johnny milk

I should promote more Johnny milk.

// ai art users dni

// I don't follow people using AI generated images. Sorry.

spooky❥ All I'm gonna say is, adding quirks to a character that does nothing more than fetishize and demean a minority group isn't "cool" or "creative" its blatant ignorance and bigotry. You're not being imaginative our unique, you're being a piece of shit and you deserve the backlash for it.

🕸️🏳️‍⚧️ Remember, 'intersex optional' is thinly veiled futanari. That shit is harmful to trans people and the movement to try and call it 'intersex' is just footing the bill to a less well represented group of people who are only going to receive the same fetishization trans people hate about this shit.

A guild? Not exactly, I have a hero group we're known at the Fantastic Four! Four extraordinary humans with the coolest powers. We even have the smartest man in the world, still a huge dork though. They call me Johnny Storm, AKA The Human Torch, AKA perfectly handsome in every way.

🧍

// I fell asleep in the middle of replying to spooky last night gndjdks

The air around them grew thick in Johnny's building anticipation — the inner turmoil of a 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘦. & just before the hero would succumb to his loss, his despairing thoughts were cut short the moment Daken's lips were on his own. & He'd melt in an instant.

Each reason — each potentional persuasion to insist upon being anything less than how Johnny saw him, it were for naught. "I — I don't care." He spoke up, quick to stop him short of listening off anything more. His hand nestled within Daken's own grasp, his free hand still resting at shoulder. ++

"...that's what it means to be a 𝙇𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙚."

// I feel asleep multiple times writing that oops But I pushed through best I could!! All for you Spooky..!!