"Suck it up, America. Buy less pencils and dolls."

They count on the fact that people have very short memories.

Just like his ridiculous executive orders, this will be easily undone with a Democrat is inaugurated in 2029. Add it to the list, please. #yourtaxdollarsatwork

Drunk or Dementia? Pick one (clue he does not drink alcohol)

"It's not a big deal" to attack another country and kill people? Seriously, WTF? (I find myself saying that a lot lately)

If Trump’s economy is as great as he says it is, why is he promising free money to everyone to help them out? Also, it is not within his authority to give away money, that is the role of congress.

Add this to the long list of things to undo on the first day of the democrat president's first day in office. I will come with my crowbar and take it apart for free if they wish. #YourTaxesAtWork www.cnn.com/2025/12/17/p...

GOP blasted online randos for mocking CK’s death and painted the whole Democrat party as evil in the process, though no Democrat leaders joined in. Now the president himself echoes those randos, and suddenly GOP leaders have fallen silent, taping their own mouths shut.

They keep promising to lower costs, but beyond energy there’s no way to do it broadly without risking stagflation. These are hardly economic masterminds. The real priority should be lifting up American workers instead of rigging the game for billionaires.

Yet another distraction ... RELEASE THE EPSTIEN FILES!

His aging process is accelerating exponentially. He will be just a pile of ashes by the end of the year.

That’s not what he said at the time. Back then, he claimed Israel acted independently. Now he’s taking credit for it. Either he wasn’t telling the truth then, or he’s not telling the truth now but both can’t be true.

I hope the Democrats are keeps a list of all of Trump's bogus executive orders to be reversed on day one of the next presidency. They should all be bundling into one big, beautiful executive order and sent to toe dustbins of history.

Trump recently claimed they’re removing people from SNAP benefits as a form of empowerment. At this rate, he’ll soon argue he’s protecting them from the dangers of excess calories.

Honestly, what’s wrong with these people? Isn’t he one of the ones cheering for Trump to bulldoze the Constitution and run again? Being a Republican politician now is easy ... you just invent nonsense and never face consequences.

(1) "It's a nice little company you have there, it would be a shame if something happened to it". (2) He seriously thinks he is running a for profit business and need more M&A. (3) And he thinks Mandani is a socialist!!!

He didn’t just sell his soul ... he gift-wrapped it and threw in a bonus sermon. The lies aren’t just amazing; they’re biblical.

“Attorneys at @TheJusticeDept just secured our 24th victory at the Supreme Court’s emergency docket,” US Attorney General Pam Bondi said in a tweet. -- Seriously, how are they getting away with having so many "non-emergency" cases ending up on the "emergency" docket? It is absurd.

Wow, sounds like Trump wrote this post for her. Or maybe, she wrote the post and ran in through ChatGPT with the prompt of "Make it sound extra Trumpy".

He lies through his teeth every day, then has the audacity to lecture us about “the simple truth.” The irony could power a small city.

In other words, it is because Trump is fiddling while America is burning.

"I didn’t know much about this Fuentes guy. Still don’t — Which underscores the mistake,” Roberts said. One would think a "research organization" would be a better at "research". Andy, why do the people on the right always use the "I really don't know about that" excuse so frequently now a days?

Just because one says something doesn't make it so -- except in the Wizard of Oz.

Brooke Rollins jumps to the microphone for some over the top Trump ass kissing

Go figure, it is always either Biden's fault, illegal immigrants' fault, or trans people's fault. These f'in people ...

They learned how to negotiate from George Costanza!

I'm fairly certain this wasn't written with Trump in mind—but give it a watch and tell me how many boxes he ticks. @gtconway.bsky.social #trump

How much does a pardon go for these days? Millions, apparently. They’re not even pretending to hide the grift anymore. Funny -- I’m old enough to remember when the GOP was shrieking about the “Biden Crime Family,” and all they turned up was Joe loaning his brother $200K… which got paid back.

Why this particular lie—redefining 7.5 million voices—feels more galling than the rest, I’m not sure. Maybe because it’s not just dishonest, it’s cowardly and personal. And Fox News? They’re right there in the chorus, rewriting the No Kings protest to be as violent as January 6th.

Does anyone seriously believe a single cent is coming out of his grubby pockets?”

It’s like they’ve got a writers’ room somewhere, competing to top each other with the most ridiculous lie imaginable.

He spews verbal confetti, convinced every syllable is magnificent. And yet, we are all just a little bit dumber for having heard it.

Didn't say a similar thing about COVID? How did that work out? February 10: At a rally in New Hampshire, Trump suggested, "Looks like by April, you know, in theory when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away".

Apparently, Mr. Johnson missed the memo: Presidents aren’t stand-up comics. Satire from the Oval Office isn’t clever—it’s corrosive. And when the President speaks, it’s not just noise. It has national consequence.

I approve this message. #booksky

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t’s not rhetoric—it’s rehearsal. The MAGA cult is being prepped for the final act: the elimination of the Democratic Party. Premiering Spring 2026. Tickets not required. Consent optional.

Trump’s ballroom isn’t for dancing. It’s a climate-controlled vault for the pickled masculinity of Republican lawmakers. Once that’s full, he’s building a spine room — because they have to be stored someplace. #NoKings #TrumpHumor

They’re tossing aside 250 years of laws and norms for cheap, short-term wins that play well with the cult crowd. The long-term damage? Impossible to quantify—and likely irreversible.

The cross might be ornamental, but the damage is deliberate. She’s not clueless—she’s calculated. And she’s bending democracy backward just to please the tangerine tyrant.

He’s not great with “maths”—unless you count imaginary numbers and vibes. His brain’s basically a theme park for oversized percentages

I asked ChatGPT to explain what Trump meant here, and it short-circuited trying to divide by nonsense.

This marks the first step on a long and winding road—credit where it’s due. But declaring victory before the horse has rounded the first turn? It’s premature at best. The moment echoes George W. Bush’s infamous “Mission Accomplished” moment in Iraq.

This delay tactic—stalling the House from reconvening—mirrors a familiar Trumpian playbook: obstruct, deflect, and hope the clock runs out. Johnson’s refusal isn’t just procedural—it’s political theater aimed at suppressing accountability.

The problem, is that even if this represents a small slice of the GOP, Trump and his allies have never denounced it. Trump encourages this behavior. From the civil rights era through 2015, we were moving toward a consensus that this conduct was unacceptable. That progress was derailed in 2015.

Little Mike Johnson doesn’t get to define me. I’ll be marching at the #NoKings rally next week. I love America, reject Hamas, and oppose what Trump and his enablers are doing to our country and its rule of law. I was a Republican for over 30 years—until Trump hijacked the party.

Or hey, Mr. Johnson—how about you borrow a spine, dust off your conscience, and say what everyone else sees? The sideshows aren’t random noise—they’re Trump’s production, and the memes? Straight from his playbook.

Let me get this straight: confronting a bully only makes things worse, so the solution is to shrink away and stay silent? That’s not resilience—it’s surrender. And let’s be honest, Trump’s the last person qualified to preach about thick skin.

This is yet another brazen, unlawful move by the Trump administration—precisely the kind of behavior they falsely accused the Biden team of. The hypocrisy is staggering.

I can’t imagine how difficult it must have been for these honorable men and women to be spoken down to by a draft dodger and a drunk and to be told that the Constitution and the laws of our country have been redefined. The generals are serious people, forced to endure the words of unserious men.