for a while i wondered can whitney wear clothes. does wearing clothes mean she is nakey without them. will she wear person clothes or dog clothes. we can only find out by trying

i found a shiny litleo so now thats my pokemon version of frisk

wow wow wow wow wowwwwwwwww WOWWWWWWWW WOW!!!! WOW WOW WOWOWOWOW WOW WOW WOW wow wow wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

angel babyy

the older doordash lady getting my groceries and seeing that im a fully grown able-bodied man with a car ordering cocoa pebbles for her to earn $5

i ended up stuck between dreamscapes all of reality was melting around me amongst the melted pieces i could will it to form into a rough version of what i was thinking of, but it would melt away the moment i caught something was off i left by just moving no more lunch break naps

we all long to reach that goal of "i am finally convinced this person could never hate me"

THE ANSWER TO "HOW DID I BEAT THIS AS A KID" IS A GUIDE! YOU USED A GUIDE! EVERYONE USED GUIDES!!!

not me getting through most of silksong without remembering there's a double jump ☹️

newsletter

muff

I would like to get a commission of Maid Phantome as a boo from Mario. Preferably in a way that references Lady Bow from Paper Mario 64. Help! #ladybow #freakphantome

did you know i 💗 my cat

朝 #らきすた

donkey kong bananza was so good that i really never want the team behind it and odyssey to ever make a sequel again, whatever series they make a game for is blessed to get a game made by them as a standalone gem

i think im doomed by the narrative and am supposed to be stuck in an endless loop until my brain turns into mush and I SNAP

care bear yuri 👍

new hair + the inspo

believing i was aromantic for a bit was the funniest cope episode i had in the last few years imo

i know we've BEEN knew this but i finally understand the need to delete twitter. it's no longer enough to have your timeline entirely curated to only present things you like, you will be met with bitter awful people being negative just because they can... it's just the nature of the hellsite

Brazilian Teto🇧🇷

pov its 4am and theres a piece of styrofoam that you didnt hide well enough

Avenged Sevenfold son or Slipknot daughter

i think i need an avenue to yell really viscerally or something that would be cool

oooo my heart hurt agane 🥀

my new animal oc who i saw in a dream last night and i care about him so much

i slept weird and my hand has been numb for an hour. am i going to get kris deltarune'd. i couldn't feel. my hand.

it cant work out EVERY time...

making donut

muff...

me and bestie

i'm so proud of my first croissants

Limited Run Games needs to be tied to a pole and be allowed to starve to death with nothing but marbles and puddles of gasoline sprawled around them as its only form of nourishment I think

My ass forgot her beauty mark, it's so over for me ( ;´ - `;)

I made croissants!!!!! they came out so tasty I cry

Still tryna figure out how BlueSky wrks so bear with me #deltarune #tenna #marioparty

tem archery

do you have anyone where you are 100% sure you are the one that loves them the most in the entire world

i still got it

fat frisk fridays

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I AM VERY NORMAL AND WHENEVER I ACT WEIRD IT'S MY VERSION OF INTERPRETED POETRY

eye beam

i think god meant for me to me to be with the girl that called me beautiful in 10th grade, is lela if you're out there im sorry if you're now stuck in a doomed, purposeless timeline, confused about why you feel so lonely, why you can't find the one. i feel the same. and im afraid neither exists now.

One McDonald's shrimp burger please

WE ARE ALL META SLAVES IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOLD YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF DOING SOMETHING AND BELIEVED IT, YOU ARE A META SLAVE, AS THAT PERSON IS GOING OFF OF THE META WE HAVE COME TO UNDERSTAND AS LOGICAL ASSUMPTIONS MANKIND HAS PROVEN TO DO INCREDIBLE THINGS WHEN THEY AREN'T AWARE IT'S "IMPOSSIBLE"

i think in trying to surpass my vices i instead learned how to juggle them like a silly little court jester wondering when the king is going to call for his head

Spider Dance

i probably could've battled my speeding ticket since it's a first offense but the reasoning behind it was mostly emotional so i don't wanna risk them not giving a single fuck about that even if i could just be an asshole and challenge the cop's radar or whatever zzzzz