Pop culture in the 1980s surpasses all other decades.

Timeline Cleanse:

PIRATE REVEILLE REMAINS UNDEFEATED!! 10-0

This is why we have Battered Aggie Syndrome.

Aurora - except not in Aurora. I don’t go there unless I’m driving to the airport.

This Aggie team is real, and it scares the shit out of me. #aggiefootball

Happy Halloween

The Cowboys could make my day at the office interesting tomorrow.

Here’s your friendly reminder that you only need a high school diploma (from Louisiana) and a pulse to get into LSU.

Struggling with this World Series. On one hand, Dodgers fans can get bent. On the other hand Fuck the Blue Jays.

Disrespectfully, fuck the Giants and Commanderskins.

Good football weekend, chat.

Rankings are dumb until at least this week.

Aggies wanted so badly to say “hold my beer” to the longhorns. They might next week.

Grubes once called me a fart knocker for asking where I could find the drop of the compilation of his laughs.

Can we all be Phillies phans for the postseason?

Not a bad day…

When I hear a fire truck, I yell to myself “Fire!” in Beavis voice.

Psst... any other P1s out there? I'm just a fat elephant...who deleted all of his other accounts...and I'm starting new anonymously.