Alessia Cara the singer that you are!! I'm obsessed with this lady's voice.

I don't use this term lightly but Joe from this season of #loveisblind has been caught gaslighting his fiancée twice now. It's so maddening.

I made this chart to explain to my coworker the complicated lineage of Elphaba's family **SPOILERS FOR WICKED MOVIE AND MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE WICKED BOOKS IF YOU CARE** disclaimer: Maple is not part of the Thropp lineage

JUSTICE FOR DEMOLA

me learning Zohran Mamdani’s middle name is Kwame:

If I had a nickel for every time a lesbian told me she would go straight for me, I would have two nickels, which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice right??

I haven't worked a full 5-day week since April. My first full week will be in 2 weeks and I'm so scared! Abolish the 5-day work week! 😥

Mistress ATE, Jorgeus ate, Lydia ate

There were things in the Lilo & Stitch move that just didn't make sense... like in terms of physics... took me out of the whole thing

Chicago STAND UP!!

now we'll never get to see Beyoncé at the sphere 😭

I watched Conclave on the plane so I could get some tea about what's coming up in the next few weeks

a beignet + croissant + donut combo called a bronut

Imagine an episode of Industry in this economic climate

BAYBEEEEE the nap my body forced me to take made me skip lunch. Body TEA.

Law Roach said what we were all thinking

"Producer Ava Coleman" is HILARIOUS

PBS News Hour has been good at helping me not feel so overwhelmed these last few months

happy half birthday to me 🥳

Happy Ides of March to all who celebrate.

Happy Pi Day Friday!

I wanna turn on my A/C but I don't want it to get confused

AND ANOTHER THING

come to find out ARRIETTY ATE

Banks sounds so good on this new album!!

God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby

noise canceling headphones aren't enough i need everyone to shut up

Dave is so annoying. What is he trying to figure out?? #LoveIsBlind

I just LOVE getting a compliment from my dental hygienist. It gives me enough serotonin and dopamine to last 6 months.

Show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy that ARE NOT selfies

That bob is STIFF competition honey 💀

Bury them into the ground #SuperBowl

Suzie's Amelia Earhart concept is so smart

Arriety HAD to stay so she could give us that fish look wow

This Charles Barkley trivia is so random lol

Hate that Spotify changed its queue design

Woooow yay for Doechii!!!

am I piggy of the week?

There's this guy I play volleyball with at the community center and he always showcases the desserts he's planning on bringing for the day. It's so impressive and they're always so good!

Do y'all remember the Renaissance Tour?! What a time to be alive

wow I've been so busy I haven't been on Bluesky in a minute!

You ever had lemon pepper? Was it peppery?? Right... right...

I just spent hours taking notes from all the favorited videos I have on tik tok lol

TOUCHDOWN TEXAS!! #CottonBowl

what is a hoi polloi and how do I get there

one thing I’m gonna do is fall asleep in the back of an Uber

That black couple from the circle got engaged and I have no one to talk to about it 😭😭

Texas football is back baby

If Texas doesn't get it together I'm gonna have a BF