A Dalek is literally tank testicle

Woman in the Yard didn't have much in the way of realism or deep-seated lore, but it definitely had one of the best metaphors I had ever seen. That woman is my wendigo. My demon.

not sure what's going on with the weather but I know she's behind it

Coincidence? My tinfoil hat disagrees

Me when Slopya Slopella of Microslop slops more slop on the slop that was slopped before slop

POP THE BUBBLE!!!

Senior Developer Riolu

*barfs*

I feel like Pokemon 2000's plot was really a wild prediction of the future about how scalpers and degenerates were willing to cause the End of the World over a single Pokemon card.

OH. MY. GOD. youtu.be/WIoZ_nbwJ6k?...

im tiwed

"-- when you awaken in the morning's hush i am the swift uplifting rush of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night." For @femboyfox.bsky.social , with all my heart x { #worldofwarcraft | #warcraftart | #vulpera }

7. ) Spyro! Spyro is pretty self explanatory. I had all of them. I fuckin love dragons.

Everyone knows that Mario is cool as fuck.

my guess is that creating an authentic church organ sound with an electric keyboard requires 3 things: 1) synth action keybed 2) VI that isn’t dog 3) drown it in reverb & delay

Starcraft!!!!!! ouo

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HUGE shoutout to @dustfinity.bsky.social for creating this gorgeous animated pixel art of Vathiss! Look at the Snek druid go! Growing a flower! Consider supporting @dustfinity.bsky.social and his incredible works! 💙🐍

MCI Worldcom

MY FREAKING GIRL bay is so amazing i stg

#Miya and #Finn are cousins, with Miya's dad and Finn's mom being brother and sister, respectively. She's fiercely protective of her "little" cousin, and is thrilled that he's finally joining the Guild and forming a team with Benji. #art #pokemon #pmd #pokemonmysterydungeon #scorbunny #riolu

I just realized something. >Microsoft monopolized PC's & killed XBox. >New XBox is PC >Microsoft to shareholders: "Wowie!! Look at how many XBox units we're gonna sell!! $u$"

No new postures; where are you at mentally?

I used to play piano.

"I have declared myself interm president of panem."

Dancing in the moonlight

I need a high quality cervine skull mask. I want to appear ancient and deathly.

Even though i like to learn how to play really bombastic shit like The Poet and the Pendulum, i wanma try recording a project from start to finish with a simpler song like Undertale's Hopes and Dreams.

Pee on AI

If Microslop doesn't want people pointing out the slop, they should stop slopping about.

Slopya Nadella wants you to stop calling slop slop because slop hurts slop's slop.

RAM prices are going up so that the worst people imaginable can ask Grok to generate CSAM. AIhas NEVER ONCE made anything better. NOT A SINGLE TIME.

ASUS did not just release a $5000 5090 shaped like a red phallus.

not looking good so far

I am still baffled by people that refuse to stop using twitter. "I need people to see my art" is not worth using a site that is currently not taking down ai generated CSAM in my opinion 🤷‍♂️ Im not saying those people have to move here, just that X is not the place.

Not even ONE second passed after posting and it attracted a sex bot. Y'all need to chill

I totally forgot there was a synthesizer engine in FL Studio called Boob Ass.

I will never understand the rabid obsession tech bro people have with two letters.

He's almost got it figured out...

The damn crocodile is trying to k*ll us all.

I honestly don't give a shit about ""helping the customer"" when they're barging in glass-eyed, argue & fight me because their tire pressure was reading at 1PSI lower than what the printout said, and tried using that as evidence to convince himself that none of the service was ever performed.

This line hits so hard and makes Richard Horvitz so real for it.

It took me until now to realize Furby = Fur Baby. This is a profound thing for me.

He made a birthday cake

If you go down in the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise. 🌕🕯️🦌 - - #furryart #furry #digitalart #oc

Death Stranding is really about the connections you make in life - friends and family, how those emotions and memories can transcend death. It's stylistically very corny at times, but taught me a valuable lesson.