Gonna continue to bang this drum for a while, I get the loyalty to a cup keeper, I do. But, Raya is far more than the position, effectively a midfield man himself, fair to say that either goal might not have happened with him in.

Man, the best part of reading takes from the other 18 fan bases is how much time they’ll bang on about city being the cheats they are… then it switches right off against us. Classic.

Not a competition I’m going to cry or lose sleep over, but when it’s those 115 charges blue fucks, I can’t help but feel the sting. Surely, karma will rear its head for them like it did for chelski but we might all be nuclear ash before that day comes. COYG.

“Don’t need to tell you their charges that haven’t gone away” You might want to because it seems everyone who matters fucking has. Get the fuck out.

82’ Martinelli for Trossard swap is one I’ll need some explaining for, a bit too late at this point IMO

Damn Bernardo will just lunge in with the confidence of an untouchable man… Wonder why that is 🤔

Give Dowman a white monster and let him run wild

Can we please normalize going with your number 1 for cup finals? I mean Christ, Raya is a metronome for this team just as much as a shot stopper.

Gotta hit the bench, feels like I’ve been watching City’s training regiment for the last 15 mins

Wouldn’t be March without that tinge of doom would it

Dodgy pen for city is written all over this in ten foot tall letters.

Got foster dog stuff to all day but it sounds like English refereeing is staying par for the course. COYG. (Our little 30 lbs of chaos attached with today’s comfort Patagonia)

Easy to argue that his best days are behind him, but I cannot express how much I love that Christian fuckin Norgaard is just a rotation player for us

Damn I think we got Raya half the price too

Do goals from open play even count?

Need the UK time change so bad, we’ve done a double since I got out of the office and started the commute.

eberechi eze as next james bond

How dare Arsenal rely on world class efforts from world class players. Fucking shame.

These guys won the league and spent like 500m btw lmao

The implication that anyone should feel bad for Kinsky when it’s well known what going to spurs does to your career is laughable.

I see the Mavropanos sleeper cell activation was successful, up the fucking hammers

The fact that our two goals today from open play are a tap-in and an open netter from a corner is going to make all of the right people have just a little more trouble getting to sleep tonight. Inject it into my veins.

Dowman goal gives me the same bit of life that Nelson’s goal against Bmouth did. The dream is really really starting to feel real.

Waiting for the athletic headline taking the piss out of Arsenal “relying” on a 16 year old

20 minutes ago I was considering breaking sobriety and then a Swede and a 16 year old happened, football is something huh

Somewhere out there Fabian Hurzeler is seething

Don’t care if we get 3 points that’s his fee paid

JESUS FUCKING GYOKERES

Remove Dowman’s a-button, no passes, just fucking have it son

My headcanon is that every fucking teenager on the planet has that same haircut because of Max Dowman

I made this post in jest but the closer we get to May the closer I am to relapsing to my early 20s lmao

Andy Madley’s decision making is going to have every police department in America ringing his line tonight

I swear to god they have 38 men in the box

In three touches from a corner the ball went from the six yard box to the 35 yards out 😭

Still think putting Calafiori in as a false nine should be an option we consider

Seeing the replay again: Keane makes contact with legs, extends arms in the motion of a shove, and Kai has literally ZERO reason to go down from that position. If Keane is swapped with Saliba, Gabriel, Timber you would never convince me that’s not being given a pen 100 times of a 100.

If just one time we could get the ball out from under our feet my god

I think Moyesy is the only opposition manager I can’t bring my self to say oh fuck off to

Boy why does that challenge look familiar 🤔

Is the White-Odegaard-Saka linkup now officially the good ole days?

Benny Blanco too busy auramaxxing somewhere?

Any time that we are just absolutely fleeced of a pen, remember that it took VAR seven seconds to determine Saliba’s pen against Joao Pedro

Can anyone tell anyone what the fuck a pen is anymore

This is one of the greatest hate watches in all of history.

HAHAHA NO OTHER CHOICE RIGHT???????? Right?

Gomez staying on for his sixth yellow, impressive.

Gotta be confusing for the players when the halftime team talk is just watching Huerzeler scream “you’re the next Mourinho!” at himself in the mirror

Damn I was enjoying the beeping and buzzing on the peacock feed more than hearing about fucking Huerzler

IDGAF I would pay a trillion for Rice

Playing by a completely different rule book has to be accounted for when you talk about his time in the Prem. Absurd.