playing nightreign with a random third is so shit. i can’t believe they “forgot” about duos. are you stupid

I AM THIRTY YEARS OLD

y’all drink white monsters…. i date them 😔

hilarious

I love slop and slop-based foods

trinket shelf coming along

me to the monster is like a white man to drywall is all i'm sayin

if you ever wanna get over someone imagine them push moshing and you’ll get the ick

push moshing is soy

I'm with my two besties and all three of us are worried about running into men we know lol

liking Alexis’ tweets as she posts them right in front of me

why have three men now asked me to be their girlfriend when i am laying in bed with them. therapy appointment booked

straight (?) men are all the same kek

Sustained by the power of yaoi...

this dude's laugh sounds exactly like my 10 year long situationship's laugh and its fucked up LMAO

i get my new place tomorrow i can’t believe it’s been over a month

swiping mindlessly through h*nge pondering my last date and i came to a realization that made me immediately pause my profile and want to scream

I don’t think I’ve been chill about anything in my entire fucking life

usually i am very good at reading expressions but i could not read what the expression was when he asked to hold my hand? it was like childlike wonder or some shit

my heart hurts!

"why are you acting like a lawyer when we're going through this?" "because i am a lawyer, and because i am doing exactly what i would tell my client to do in this exact situation" lol

im officially a home owner but i cant feel happy because i did this under duress

[yelling over club music] Do you think we’re ever truly forgiven

dawg if i can handle this i most definitely can handle a solo trip to japan in 3 months

we’ve entered the chappell roan arc of the break up

I can’t post my moodboards on tw*ttr because my ex follows me and I need to be radio silent. so enjoy

got dumped completely out of the blue because he “needed to be alone” but the relationship is “the best he’s been in” and I am “perfect”

having the scariest Halloween night ever freaking out about fertility preservation and time ! i don’t like it!

some kid just came to my house dressed up as gerard way and they were so happy i knew who they were

im a hockey wife now but i need my porsche

other than the festival vegas was ok. only overheard one racist comment. i was also scared of being randomly shot. s*mon got his phone stolen. also pretty sure we saw the actor for vito from the sopranos lol

i am NOT immune to Gerard Way.

the funniest bit of the weekend so far is s*mon pretending to be in a band and also how many people comment on the nails hoodie

before i have to leave on a trip i always have to run the most cursed bail hearings of all time. its a curse

pov: you have clients in mental health court

new plant corner needs more plants

thinking about this peach flavoured water i had daily in japan

a bunny lives under my house and i don’t want to evict him

i feel like i can read and understand much better than i am able to communicate through writing and speaking verbally lol!!!!!!! i don’t know how to express myself! 🤩🤩🤩

i got roasted so hard today - "your music taste sucks lately i think its cause u haven't been browsing rym"

really been like this lately vm.tiktok.com/ZMhNnyDgB/

i don’t think i have it in me to be a pilates porsche mom because every time a man asks my partner what he does and ignores asking me i think about murder

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #115,819! Ok

dawg… new house… cozy

the amount of dirt i know about a famous youtuber because she is married now to my bfs former roommate is hilarious

i moved

today i have been a lawyer for 3 years

i miss Tokyo so much i think about it and I feel this huge wave of sadness lmao