Me using empathy on US liberals- I'd fight corruption half-assed with pillows too if I was supported by it.

What is spam if not can perservering?

Liberals In A Nutshell, Liberal Power.

The asswipes that respond to inequality with, "Well there's winners and losers," are the ones that force people to lose so they can hoard what isn't theirs.

thinking about my lips on your shoulder while we fall asleep

Home Alone: Rise And Shine, Santa *slowed* Talk boy recording: You're probably wondering where you are. I'll tell you where you might be. You might be in a room where it's Christmas...

The truth is something everyone should seek. The irony of truth is that it's more useful to those who avoid it.

Spicy foods that hurt on its way out: Then why do you keep coming back? Me looking like I'm about to regenerate: Why? Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference? (continues eating masochistically)

Unconditional love is never blind. It's just without excuses.

You cannot defeat oppression if you control the conversation.

With how helpless many of us can feel right now with everything that's going on, don't believe or trust a fucking second of it. ✊🏼

I stumbled upon the "And then she smiled at him with her lower teeth" memes online and the first thought I had was this scene from Poltergeist 2.

Pokemon Gym Battle Half-Time Show Gym leader: DO IT, ROCKAPELLA!

If you care beyond your own reality, past all that you already know, beyond what is assumed by others who don't care, especially those who only hate, you're undoubtedly a beautiful person and that needs to be stated. 🫶

Tried doing a Riker smile for fun and now I'm laughing at myself and enjoying the forced smile in the pic. 😀lol

And so long as men die, liberty shall never perish!

The world is safer when white supremacists die.

Anything that goes on in One Piece is always relevant in our reality. When care, love, and not lying about pain are infused into fiction, truth comes out.

🙂 “Be kind of heart and thicc of ass” Graffiti on some kind of structure.

A snail's pace isn't that slow when compared to a tree. There you go, Snail. You were never the slowest. Your meandering to that rock over there is basically FTL travel to a tree. -me hyping myself up

A random guy, me, walks on a stage at a convention. He taps the microphone on its stand. "Ahem.. The One Piece is their planet." (walks off stage to a crowd of confused murmers and whispers)

One Piece is basically a fantasy retelling of The Warriors. No I won't explain.

During "The Prophet Song" by Queen, there's a tape-delayed vocal interlude starting at 3:22 that sounds amazing on headphones/earbuds. Seriously, it's beautiful. youtu.be/b7X8nOGVY2Q?...

Normality was THE lie. It was the odd calm that was savored conveniently as people were taken away, killed in secret, or erased behind lies that upheld stereotypes and xenophobia. Normality was always used by govts for societies to justify injustice just as long as the screams weren't heard.

Food show idea: "Wait, is this lasagna?" Show where there's several cakes presented with different themes. Some of them are actual cakes. Others are lasagna made to look like themed cakes..

Captain America in media: My stance is that we don't trade lives. Americans after watching Captain America: Wow, he's such a great character. Welp, time to trade lives to avoid making a stance. 🇺🇸🧨

The Power Glove is a metaphor for the US. Yeah, it's that bad.

Grover: (in his best singing voice) In heaven, everything is fine...

Frankie Valli and The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse

They're freaky. They're Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain

If I move my hands, will you still behave for me? ✨️ $LikeAnEcho

Alright, the moment's finally here. I've reached the Columbo level in FFIX... shit shit shit do I have everything I need for battle??

The haters spread hate through their destruction because they're don't want to adapt to the dynamic world they're born into. So they assert their stubborn behavior and enforce the idea that being stagnant is heroic in order to convince others that they have some kind of authority that doesn't exist.

Liberal allies sound sort of like:

You can’t change memories or history. We will always remember Pulse. And we will remember this.

Equity is to equality as socialism is to communism. You need the first part to get to the latter

I don’t know the names of many musicians or famous people right now. I refuse to talk about the rich as if we’re friends.

Calling all lovers of sleepy Indigenous femmes with titties that sit pretty!! Remember when I had a bed and spent mornings fondling my titties? I do and I miss it. Help me reach my tip goal dreams so I can buy a bed. At $130/$250 $LikeAnEcho or Throne

If they're white and say any variation of, "I (or God) don't see color," they're actually saying, "I look away as it happens near me," or "I usually pretend that I don't notice the racism while I'm doing it."

Where I'm at in X-Files: S01E06 Scully: Now, how can an esophagus be crushed without the neck ever being touched? Mulder: Psycho... kinetic... manipulation. (harp/strings starts in the background)

September is the month I track a new lap around the Sun. How many more will I need to traverse to determine that it isn't a circular journey but an oval one? When I die, and let's say I face my cosmic judgment, will a deity or a manifestation of higher creation ask me how many trips I've done?