Ref ‘make sure you pack down straight’
Me ‘ref if I go down straight here we will bang heads’
Ref ‘you heard me, go down straight’
Me ‘ok but look where his head is, my head will hit him’
Ref ‘straight’
Heads collide
Ref ‘that’s a yellow card, you head butted him’
Me ‘I did as I was told’
13 days ago