I literally do not care about birth rates! At all! Or the national debt!

The moderate position is that everyone even tangentially involved with this administration (and that includes individual ICE agents as much as it does Paul Manafort) needs to be imprisoned for life

Pretty cool how the worst shitheads in the world just keep getting everything they want

Pinto beans are so goated, why did they name the exploding cars after them

Showing me Mr Beast’s face is a hate crime actually

Butlerian jihad when

I have in general become way less tolerant of ‘crunchy’ bullshit since ascension of people like RFK jr. to actual power. Sorry but the obnoxious Reddit science and logic guys were right, you should be scorned for believing objectively wrong things about consequential issues.

loofah rigno

Lmao

We all know in terms of supporting artists that Spotify is useless & buying a shirt is more helpful than 6,000 streams, but even just telling an artist you dig their work is more valuable —spiritually & I’d argue monetarily— than a stream. You never know who you’re keeping going with a kind word.

i have zero interest in most modern low budget shlock because it’s doing this self conscious “haha so bad it’s good just like the 80s!” thing. but you can’t produce that intellectually. you need to be trying to make a normal movie and have it come out wrong because you’re a crazy person

Yeah I’m in the NBA Nothing But Alcohol

So the ADL would’ve 100% collaborated with the Nazis right

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion

Bloodborne bravely poses the question “what if there were vampires that also shot you in the face sometimes”

NENA (Not Everything Needs an Acronym)

Trump take egg @mtsw.bsky.social

Did we ever get an update on Terryology

Death to the management class

It’s Banjo’s birthday

If you’re backing into a parking space just know that everyone hates you including god

It would be pretty neat if Things started Happening to data centers and oil refineries

We need to primary Mark Warner, who’s with me

Feverishly praying we get our Shinzo Abe moment

I really just want to know what I can do to help, because we know now marching in the streets did fuck-all

I don’t respect anyone with an MBA

Uhh can we get a dimmer switch for the SUN???

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Made a starter pack for the amazing RVA music scene. I don’t know who else is on this app so spread the word and I’ll add people

Massive percentage of my mental energy spent resisting the urge to pet service dogs

Stop saying “Christian nationalism “ and just say Christian Fascism. Your average rube thinks nationalism just means loving your nation, but is usually vaguely aware fascism is a bad thing

There will never be another David Lynch

Who are you people that are following me, are you real

The dog is on the couch, very cute. What do you want from me