Hell nawwww😂😂

I just saw the worst movie I’ve ever seen in my fucking life LMFAOOOOOO

Hypothetically speaking…if you were to get into a fight. Would you kick their ass literally or metaphorically?

As someone with diagnosed depression, I can say that it doesn’t mean I’m sad all the damn time. As a friend, you’re not missing the signs, you just don’t know what to look for.

I can’t waittttt to get married omg.

Can’t no hoe that don’t listen to country music tell me, a black ass girl from Georgia, that Beyoncé album wasn’t country. We INVENTED country. It is whatever the fuck she say it is!

A cinnamon roll from Cinnabon. Think about it🧐

I didn’t know! I didn’t know! I’d be wasting my time! Spending my 20’s on you!!!

My girl looked dead at me yesterday and mentioned Luka and started talking bout basketball. First off, when THE FUCK did she start watching basketball? And why do she think I know what she talking bout?

No fr! Cuz why yall not answering the phone?

I get bored and quiz myself on how many states I can name. I’m at 46/50. UGH. What are the other 4!

Can’t eat solid food. wtffff

Teachers. We were not born with knowledge. We had to be taught. We are the byproduct of their work. Pay them.

Surviving off of tea, water, and cough drops. Flu kicking my ass.

I love the sound of her voice. Especially when she being sassy. I hear you, matter of fact, keep going.

Ngl, my nurse so fineeeee. She so gentle and caring.

Flights back home are so high. Omggg. I miss my mama tho.

Ain’t no need to “want” ! Treat yo self!!

I don’t take hair advice. Don’t tell me not to retwist, don’t tell me what products to use, don’t tell me anything. I’ll learn. Y’all be policing the fuck outta locs.

I had to snag me one. We was eating gumbo on Christmas. Yes Lawdddd!

Put 100 people in a room and you’ll have a crowd. Don’t ever play yourself like that.

Keep the applause and just let me rest.

I’m so protective of my child and I’m not even married or pregnant yet. 😭

Everybody talking bout they ready for 2025 to be over. Whole time, the 2020’s been on bullshit since they started…?!

My coworker just gave me some jerk chicken. Yeah…she fwm heavy.

YESSSS.

Sexy asfffff.

My southern ass would def buy my shawty a grill. Them silver open face grills be cute asf on girls.

Hell naw.

This Starbucks got me bout to jump off the walls

I kinda like being called daddy. Something wrong with me?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Y’all employees take so long to unlock the stuff. Nvm I don’t even want it no more!

Good. Hand it here!

I be planning shit to the T. In my head tho. In theory; things always work. In execution; I need my anxiety meds.

My brother said he knew I was gay cuz my voice deep. LMFAOOO oh.

Just cleared out my contacts. We at 62. 🎉🥳

Who controls the weather in Dallas? I just wanna talk.

I love a sweet woman.

Greek yogurt is so nasty.

My dog got a real soft life. Knock on the car door so we can roll down the window type life.

If I propose and I get hit with “I know you fucking lying.” I am. You ain’t even gotta worry bout it fr.

Aye…get them fonts off the tl. IMMEDIATELY.

Folks be so freaked out. It’s cringy.

Coffee calling my name but I’m gonna stick to this damn water

No. I don’t want to constantly wonder if you’re going to make it home. Nothing is guaranteed but I could do without the extra danger.

Shawty wasn’t too far off. It’s mf still getting played by snakes.

Sweated my retwist out…nobody talk to me

@ohmystass.bsky.social is another black lesbian in Dallas and she ain’t put me on to no spots YET! 😒

Sex appeal should come naturally. Mfs on here be forcing it. Looking corny.