an all-time "what are the odds" balatro run for me. 3x polychrome madness at 12.5x with a holograph brainstorm and polychrome throwback added in for good measure

hard to wake up today so Rising Son seems appropriate #NowSpinning

The number of Dunning-Kruger University graduates running their idiot mouths that don't know every McFlurry machine's output is controlled by Ronald McDonald IS TOO DAMNED HIGH!! Even your local McDonald's staff doesn't control how many tasty frozen soft-serve desserts it can produce.

Scott foster is the police #nbasky #nba

relocate every nba team to cities with fewer than 1 million people if this is the basketball we get from small markets

almost done with balatro. just gonna need a couple hundred more hours to get completionist++

the nba finals will be broadcast exclusively on corncob tv

Gobert dunk the ball challenge (impossible)

you know becoming entirely corrupted by the one ring doesn't sound all that bad. you basically never have to worry about bills, what's for dinner. very freeing.

live ball timeouts are a scourge upon the NBA #nbasky

wasn't there a game on? #nbasky

Wicked (2024)

In feeding 219430:77D34 (Siena) 41 eggs in 00h 04m 03s 194ms I should be able to look at a little porn at work. Praise Kier. 8️⃣9️⃣7️⃣🥚🥚 5️⃣9️⃣9️⃣7️⃣1️⃣ 8️⃣🥚3️⃣🥚2️⃣ 5️⃣5️⃣9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ 9️⃣3️⃣9️⃣3️⃣4️⃣

"Biologically I'm 30 years old" says multi-millionaire Bryan Johnson

kuminga head look too small for his body. this is why he will never be great #nba

overwatch classic is so good why in the world did they make overwatch 2

Quote with your top 5 fav rappers all time: Biggie DOOM Phonte Jay-Z Count Bass D

Me in my echo chamber

Brazil hits the highest rated trick of the session. SURE WISH WE HADNT BEEN AT COMMERCIAL WHEN IT HAPPENED GODDAMNIT PEACOCK

#NowSpinning 🎧 dj metatron - loops of infinity (APW-3)

fuk

big kiki energy no doubt about it

saw both kamasi washington and shabaka this week and in related news it was a good week

post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't nirvana or pearl jam or soundgarden or alice in chains

the devil works hard but adam silver works harder #nba #knicks #pacers

all of my haters have a weak constitution

ChatGPT 4o? More like ChatGPT 4o year-old virgin. Send skeet

she mazda on my miata til i have a midlife crisis

Hades II

Nothing like a climactic last 2 minutes of lakers / warriors replay reviews #nba

Balatro

mildly concerned that I do not know who my bsky rival is and that they are out there studying the blade and preparing to take me down

the foundation of any utopian future will be a bunch of unknown bureaucrats doing a thankless, boring job well because it’s good for society prospect.org/world/best-t...

Now spinning James Carroll Kirby - Tuscany

ESPN's assist of the night was three clips of jokic... Not passing?? #nba

If you invite me into your home I will be 3 things: 1) Be so gracious as a guest and humbled that you invited me into your home 2) Be a vampire 3) Be thirsty for blood

im going to bed but dont put in the newspaper that i got sleepy. DNOT PUT I GOT SKLEEP;Y

DID YOU KNOW: "pet peeve" is short for pettious peevious

[when the elephants issue of zoobooks is included as a free gift] fuck it, we call

I was like "why is everyone talking about 9/11 so much?" I guess I forgot

inside you there are two wolves

also stop talking to people from bluesky off bluesky. wyd. did u talk to your teachers outside of school? u talk to god outside of church?? Ronald outside of McDonald's??? cmon b for real

they could fix this app by breaking up the big accounts. prevent new followers at 600

cancel this, cancel that. gather round gang, cause i CAN TELL you about a great guy who went by the name jesus christ

hopefully these are good. only time will tell

everytim my pikmin die i cry a tear ;-;