And I can now do press ups yuuuup 😌

One year later and my waist is the littlest it's been in years... Jury's still out on "slutty" though 🙂‍↕️

First of many venesections done... #haemochromatosis #ironoverload

Not doing a voice reveal because I don't want someone to do an AI clone of it

Also I look skinny as fuck here (gained 2kg in 4 days oops)

Went to Seville and got engaged lol

Just fell to my knees

Beginning to see the tiniest bit of definition in my shoulders and chest 🥹 (no, you aren't getting photo evidence)

I support AI image editing when it is used to remove massive sweat patches 🤖💦

not that anybody should care but my weight is in the double digits (less than 100kg) for the first time in years 🥲🥹

Who else low key mildly autistic??!! 🗣️📣

Found this absolute classic in the archives

lost 4 inches off my waist and chest which is pretty crazy when I think too hard about it

idk if you like harry potter in 2025 you're a bitch ass loser

My beloved 🪭

update: can't even relax while doing that because I'm agonising over whether all my ideas are shit 😭

distracting myself from our pending nuclear annihilation with interior design planning (:

13kg down now!!

Nearly 10kg down in 2 months! ⚖️ Body tea is brewinggggg ☕🫖

Sunny weekend walks :)

Serious question - how does anybody actually fill pitta bread with anything

Maybe I ought to wear a moustache more often? 〰️

how it feels to post on here sometimes:

yeah I think I give "guy next door"... guy next door to a toxic waste dump 🛢️

monday misgivings

Went to a work event last night, had only one glass of wine, and still managed to get canapés down my shirt

Every time I see the new Lorde song I think of this

Scottish people, explain how this is allowed????

reading the news today was a mistake... emails sent to my MP, No 10, and the equalities office urging a rethink yet I'm still doomscrolling and unable to sleep :/

so I've never been a twink, what happens now?

Oh god what have I done

*parker posey voice* mounjaaaroooo

Went to Rome/Vatican City last week, saw "the chimney" 💨

Having a stomach bug makes me feel so skinnyyyyyyy

ooof having a mental health moment gorls

Happy St Patrick's Day hot Irish people (which is all Irish people) 🇮🇪🍀

I missed a trick by not calling this #FatChairFriday #fcf

In The Big Chair™

I love nature 🕊️

Ready for the new F1 season to start! 🏎️

gonna miss the stamp duty deadline girls

I love seeing this angel every time I walk home from the station 😻 #cat #catsofbluesky

update: it somehow got worse

got one of those viral carpet scraper things and tbh the hoover does just as good a job

The process of buying a #leasehold flat feels somewhat similar to this image - should I send it to my solicitors to convey how it's making me feel?

Guys at this rate I don't think my waist will ever be slutty or little 😕

Asking 4 non musicians to write a song *by committee* is just asking for trouble... Real "watch through your fingers" bad telly #TheApprentice

I'm so bad at press ups

Oh my god I need to buy some Lego 😭😭

Ok what now