One thing that puzzles me more than anything are the clients that have the gall to ask for your communications with opposing counsel. I just... It is beyond me. And it reflects what type of person they are in their jobs and why the department is trying to fire them. And they just never notice it.

Sharing with ALT text for those who aren't aware of the ongoing real world implications for trans people in the U.S. "I'm afraid I could be arrested if I travel to that state..."

Everyday I stare and this and I cannot get what I think it looks like out of my head. The fact that it's a rainbow just makes it that much more hilarious to me.

Welcome to Rosco's! Don't get roofied! @kainsshadow.bsky.social

The Mary Kay final boss.

*sigh* what's annoying is my problem client is coming back to the office too. Despite being told MULTIPLE TIMES now to stop coming here.

All this workplace violence training is teaching me is that they would rather us risk death than work from home.

Sigh... This week's lesson. Do not listen to white authors that judge black shows. I'm enjoying ironheart.

Well the game of #life was intense today

Man the way that MS addresses the killing of Skype is... comforting. But somehow it just makes me mad at them anyways XD

I've been doing weird games of solitaire... This one was where I couldn't do a single fuck up. Every tap had purpose... Wtf...

... fuck the clients that try to drag me into their drama...

#Mommy needed help moving some mulch this morning and I noticed her pants. She had no idea what it was but it really made me happy.

Huh, neat read. open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...

Things I have learned while practicing, if your client says "I'm not one to start a fight." It means they are the biggest pain in the ass known to man and they pick fights at the drop of a hat.

Why is it in fantasy games (looking at you FFXIV) the royal knights were competent and committed. But in modern days people are fuck ups and letting goons reach the castle (white house). I get fantasy and all but STILL.

In this episode of how to piss off your attorney. Calling and leaving a voicemail to my emails. Stop. Fucking. Calling. Me. I know why you're doing it. You want to talk to someone because you're too cheap (read: stupid) to use your grade A healthcare I know you have >.<.

How to ALSO piss off your attorney: Start coming up with bullshit reasons why your attorney doesn't agree with you. The latest being the failure to comprehend that maybe, JUST MAYBE a labor union could staff more than one black male at a time. She thinks I represented someone when she was at

How to piss off your attorney: Develop tunnel vision so powerful that you hyper fixate on one unrelated issue SO STRONGLY you cannot acknowledge nor comprehend his request to delay a prehearing by three fucking days.

This bothers me. I used to work against these attorneys (I represented the parents) and these guys are some of the warmest, kindess, do not deserve to be run over because they are not DA scum you ever met. But compared to the rest their pay always sucked. I'm still glancing at other jobs and

So I passed probation at my current job, it offers a pension, meh WFH, good pay, and a legit sick and vacay accrual rate... So of fucking course I'm now being head hunted. Even fucking phone calls. What's really funny is some of those headhunting me come from places I know are utter shit.

I have never owned a Mazda in my life but I am staring at this and all I am thinking is renesis

I'm... Kind of getting to the point of wondering if I can somehow block news articles from showing up for me on here. I regularly go through the NYTimes, Huffington post, advocate, WSJ, and a shit ton of other sites. I don't need more reminders of the sweet hell were in when I just wander bsky

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... I drive an EV. I am with the partners as we get gas at a Costco for one of their cars. This process is so unfathomably rage inducing to me holy hell.

Ravens: interception Queens Lions: da fuq? SLAMSON the fucking LION: Delivers that beam Thank god for that. Love you Sacramento

Why do people call for help after cancelling membership?

Nothing like curating your background for an interview and ensuring that there is no furry porn in it XD already had to take down one picture and also change the angle of the laptop. I'm doing great XD

Ahhh back to work Email: They confirmed that I said the n-word at work and now they want me to go to training for it! Me: ... ... ಠ_ಠ

Fuck my brain. I'll have dreams that become so illogical that I'll argue with my subconscious till I wake up. This one was "I'm going to space!" Full legit thing, NASA chose three and I was one of them. I was super happy. One of those "it's real enough you believe it" dreams.

I'm open for #commissions for January! Fast turnaround, personable, nsfw or sfw~ Taking applications for as long as this is up! mustachesal.carrd.co #furryart

It's weird... The NY times has this cute article about new years around the world, celebrations, happiness, color, all the good stuff. Then you get to us. This count down brought to you by kia, and this affectionate kiss sponsored by planet fitness' lunk alarm www.nytimes.com/2024/12/31/w...

Muzu: I dunno, my niece is meowing and it makes me feel comfortable Raid group: but you meow at us all the time Muzu: BUT IM AN ADULT!!!

@kisushango.bsky.social >.>

You know what's awesome? Going to Walmart since they sell chocolate for cheap, their systems not using apple pay, so you use a card for the first time in God knows how long, and by the time you get to the office you're already getting fraud protection calls so now your card is locked

I love my mom. She just sent me a message that her phone said it was running out of storage so she's going to delete some texts... Oh you sweet summer child. Yeah time for a new iphone. I think encouraging her to delete pictures of her grand daughter would be met with death.

What I would find fun are documentaries about basic things but with the level of intensity you get from those of the Titanic sinking or 9/11. Like covering a failed game of solitaire. "And unbeknownst to Timothy the early placement of the two would prove to be his undoing."

Things I say in my head when I plug in my laptop and/or phone at work to charge them. "Do it. Draw strength from them. STEAL FROM THEM. DRAIN THEIR LIFEBLOOD AND IMBUE YOURSELF WITH THE STRENGTH OF JOB MY VAMPIRIC PORTAL TO THE HEAVENS!" Like no one is in the office today -.-

Ok @kisushango.bsky.social explained the Cleveland Browns to me... ... I think a lot more of them now. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

I legit feel like I'm playing with fire keeping furry porn as my cellphone background... Flip side all my meetings are remote, I'm taller than everyone, I paid for my own damn phone, and my inner child is happy as fuck. Also I love the colors and it pairs with my case so well ❤️

Nothing like having to show up to an in person meeting only for the higher up not to show up and only appear via teams anyways... Now I'm dressed up on a Friday 😭 #AddToBlackSky

Just learned about #blacksky and with the... Eclectic posts I make I am wondering if it is a good job to join or just go all in and embrace it. Or just censor any nsfw post I would make >.>

My saga of ways to piss off your attorney. Insist on a phone call. Refuse to say anything via email. Email support staff whining I haven't given a time to call. Confirm a time for a call. When I finally call it goes to voice mail.

This little flag makes me oddly happy. Goal for next year is to get my citizenship there.

Red flag of the day. The highly educated client who somehow cannot give you a copy of the disciplinary document penalizing them. -.-

I think this will slowly devolve into me saying the ways the people who I represent piss me off. I should honestly say how some of them legit impress me, on that note, some are bomb ass good towards giving legit solid arguments for why they should keep their jobs.

Hubby: i can't wear that hat it's red with white lettering, here let me wear this beanie from a company that provides a valuable product for the community The beanie:

... so @vicromos.bsky.social will NOT do the Wakanda Forever because he feels uncomfortable or something doing it!?

Apparently you can leave six minutes voicemails now... Wtf...