I have learned that my darling sweet @vicromos.bsky.social is not into feet. At all. I'm not really either but my desire to give his foot a solid lick while I am physically inside him has never been higher. Also it was never a desire so... I guess it has also never been lower? It's infinite?

I keep trying to root for Mexico but damnit every time I am reminded why I just do not cheer for them >.< Like fuck there are players on England's team that @kisushango.bsky.social REALLY trains me to not like but fuck... Really wanted to see Mexico vs. USA though -.-

Muzu: Alexa remind me to go get @vicromos.bsky.social in 45 minutes Alexa: who would you like me to remind you to get? Muzu: ... Vic Alexa: I'll remind you to go get dick Muzu: ... Close enough...

My level of spite today: A member is calling someone homeless. I am responding with the subject 'unhoused individual' I don't know why but the way she described this person just sat with me wrong. They went into a building begging for food. And they want wfh because of it. Wtf give them food.

Fucking love this meal...

Anyone else notice that the @nespressousa.bsky.social pod names sound more like harry potter spells?

It gives me a chuckle when your boss talks up the place as a good place to work. When no one is applying to the two open roles we have. When head hunters have been unsuccessful in finding people for the job. When four people are trying to leave. When you got rid of retiree health care.

Evening with @vicromos.bsky.social Vic: I have never seen one of these... Muzu: it's a game gear! Vic: this came out the year I was born. Muzu: I... I played on one of these ...

Welp it's loc twist day. Loctician and one of the other beauticians? I dunno. Are getting into an argument about Malcolm X, the LAPD, The Muslims and other stuff. Yyyyup. I realize I super do not know this history though o0

Slippy, no!

Also fuck at work. Coworker taking the bar for the...third time in two years now? And other coworker is out... Super sick. Fuckles.

Damnit Spotify do NOT play Mute City during the morning commute. Also thank you Spotify

Kind of neat seeing which cloud services are a bit harder to leave and those that kind of just work with you on it.

There are days... Me: *walks up, unbuttons shirt, exposes chest* c'mon, do it, right here, penetrate me, let the goo just flow all over me Agent Smith: What?

Well, it's a day that ends in a Y. How to piss off your attorney. Constantly call his phone trying to get him to answer. Since OBVIOUSLY you are the ONLY PERSON ON THE PLANET that exists and he does not engage in investigations for OTHER people.

y'know... when you look at hungry hungry hippos as millennials, and the white balls as pills the motivation to win gets suddenly a lot stronger.

Cmonnnnn vegan breakfast don't suck...

Costco energy drinks: don't consume more than two of me a day! Me: THEN DON'T MAKE THE TROPICAL ONES TASTE SO GOOD!!! >:(

People who can't explain why the fuck they refused to email and insisted on calls via angry voicemails and then take over 25 minutes to get to the point should be abandoned on islands.

It's getting harder and harder to believe that my local NPR is not using ai to do its articles. Either that or the editor is overwhelmed and is just caving under pressure. Both of which are not good.

Nnng... Everytime he says this... It fuels me. I hope he's just as good in season 2.

Pride is better together

I love that there is this song out there that is AI generated. The guy says he made the lyrics himself, but told AI what to do for the vibe or something? In interviews he's asked 'so what was the prompt?' and he goes 'I can't say that! That's the secret sauce!'

Took this picture for reasons. And of course the iPhone says clean the lens. I wanted to argue with it but... Yanno ok good point.

BOOK JAMES BOND: 007, as per your request, Q has developed 38 new slurs for each race you will encounter during your next mission. Use as many as you need to protect queen and country.

What the fuck is wrong with me? I'm in the hot tub just enjoying the sound of nature outside and I hear a rustling near by and my first thought is "I hope it's not a honey badger" It was a bird flying into bushes. Also my defense strategy is going to be drowning any attacker.

How to piss off your attorney: Refuse to send an email Insist on a phone call Have the call be exactly what should have been on an email Then just begin wasting as much time as humanly possible. I fucking hate people.

This dog perfectly captures my vibe at work this month and I blame Arsenal for that (but also love Arsenal for that, don't stop now, one more) 🔴⚪

Oh my job... Exec: we want you to come into the office more. So anyone reasonably nearby has to come in. Also my job Exec: use the group email to ask questions. It helps the remote workers learn from you more. I'm being moderately discouraged from asking my supervisor questions basically -.-

Urg...nothing like coming back to the office and finding out your about to retire coworker might have to delay her retirement since she needs... REALLY NEEDS her healthcare all of a sudden. Also a previous union crew bargained away our retiree healthcare but they kept theirs... Awesome right?

Oh kaaaaaiiiinsss @kainsshadow.bsky.social

Furry wine here we go!

Ok some of these songs sound like a #pokemon battle that is being taken a bit too seriously. I am all for it.

I am so sick and tired of people explaining to me for why they never joined the union but they need representation. And then they just start with the phone calls begging over and over and over again.

Eleni... I miss when I thought a treasurer did nothing at all. I'd like to return to those times. Stop advertising to me.

Why are weed gummies so fucking good?! Can't you guys just make some straight up candy?! Best lemon drop lollipop I've EVER had! Sour apple? Omg so damn good. Strawberry? Pure delight. Regular store bought candy isn't this good just make some candy c'mon! D:

My progression through watching tiny house hunters: Oh these are cool! I wonder if I could live in one These people are crazy They're clearly experiencing economic devastation Don't people know babies grow?! These people need to be stopped I'm calling CPS

A certain someone ( @vicromos.bsky.social ) wont let me say some things about our relationship, but I think I can get away with this one. Vic: put something on Muzu: *starts selecting The Grand Tour* Vic: we should watch tiny house hunters.

So this drink is called "panthers pride" ... It's delicious :3

God damnit Monday. How to piss off your attorney. 1: get in trouble for using ai 2: defend your ai usage 3: cry to your attorney 4: have the attorney explain how to get it out of your record 5: reply BACK to the attorney with instructions GENERATED BY AI explaining how to do what he just told you.

This gummy hasn't hit... I better get whollopped good

So... Talking to an AI is not good at getting the news... But... Muzu: omg fuck this you can't say an in depth article for crap. I'm going to listen to NPR NPR: Arent horror movies silly? Muzu: god damnit...

Muzu: Hi microsoft I'd like to access word please Microsoft: how about copilot!? Muzu: no, I want to edit a document I already made MS: copilot it is, ask it stuff Muzu: no, just let me go to office MS: copilot? Muzu: ... MS: AI!? :D Muzu: *sighs... goes into onedrive and accesses it that way*

Those days where... That one coworker has been gone a little bit too long for a vacation but no one talks about it.

I miss the days when tapping X on an application shut it down. But did not invite a series of pop ups asking which one to shut down, or other options to do, or ending in a desperate fight to shut down the app. Good ol ctrl+alt+del the lovely fuck you