Nothing like uploading furry porn to furaffinity and your work phone starts buzzing... at 7:04 am. You have a lot of fucking nerve thinking we're 'open' and taking calls at 7 am in the fucking morning. Fuck I don't even think any of the departments I represent are open at 7 am.

Apparently I have marijuana seeds... I... Wonder how good my lazy af green thumb is...

The inner child today is so strong all that has been playing in my head is the tune to rescue rangers

At the rate the Sacramento Kings are doing I expect this headline before the end of the season, "Sacramento Kings lose to single squirrel trapped in honey."

Another episode of... How to piss off your attorney. Saying to your attorney, after they explained to you how these two legal mechanisms work, that "additional context would be helpful" oh goodie, so if you keep talking the law will change. Who the fuck do you work for, Trump?!

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Muzu: Alexa, play some Gregorian chant music please Alexa: playing Gregorian chant techno mix Muzu: gawd damn your malicious compliance

The things I mumble to myself while playing solitaire are interesting. "I need a Black King." I mean I got one of those, @kisushango.bsky.social

I am getting really annoyed with the usual barely do anything meaningful in Congress BS but I get a constant stream of "give us money!" text message from the democrats...

That moment you realize you have fucked like...everyone in your D&D campaign. Not in the campaign itself, but the actual players.

now and then while at the computer my other cat will come over under the desk and start meowing at me. I look down at her... she looks like the fucking clown from IT

Been long enough so... Another episode of "how to piss off your attorney" Be hyper pushy in scheduling a meeting, then say you might be a little late, then ask how long the meeting YOU SCHEDULED will be, FAIL to show up to the meeting, all while thinking the attorney does not have OTHER work to do.

I hate the clients that just throw a lot of shit at chatgpt and have it compile crap. It's fucking obvious and just creates more work while empowering morons to think they're doing something meaningful.

How to make brown rice 1: clean the brown rice and put it in the rice cooker, 2 cups brown rice to 3 cups water, add bullion to fancy it up 2: do ALL THE DAILIES IN FFXIV 3: make the other food to go with the rice 4: the brown rice will still not be ready 5: scream 6: the rice is now ready

I feel so old right now I want a rollodex. I don't want to look through outlook, I don't want to do a Google search, I want your fucking business card that you gave me IN PERSON AT COURT that I stapled to another card that I keep in my office next to my landline phone with all my other little cards

Welp my boss pieced it together, figured out I'm a furry (without saying it), and thought I was going to FC. he thinks it's a gaming thing though. ... He has now become my favorite thing about this job. Fuck.

Googling myself is weird. I'm either white and dead, or black, alive and well, and being a liberal do gooder.

I lost my TeaTanic! ... ... I wonder if there is a TeaTitan...

Hi, I'm pulmonary embolism

I think my gift wrapping ability is a violation of the Geneva Convention. @kisushango.bsky.social doesn't care though and wants me to do it anyways. Something about love. 🎄

... I miss my 6900xt so damn much...

@flounder.bsky.social huh... ... huh 0o

Welp time for another what pisses Muzu off post. Clients who start emails/voicemails with 'oh we spoke before' I don't care bitch. You think I remember you? You WANT me to remember you? If I remember you that means you are the shit show of the shit show. No, you do NOT want me to remember you.

There's a special place in hell for people who join unions when shit happens to them directly and then immediately scream for all the representation in the world.

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its 8:36 am, Time for another episode of 'how to piss off Muzu' Start anything with 'based on the research I completed through ChatGPT' bitch that does NOT give you any fucking credibility at all. Now I have to sift through 10 fucking cases to see if what ChatGPT said is even legally accurate.

... I find it funny it doesn't dawn on me how late in the year it is until I see posts for MFF

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How to piss off Muzu... AI edition. Muzu: Alexa, play some harpsichord music please Alexa: playing baroque classics from spotify I am not hearing a harpsichord.

Another of the "how to piss Muzu off" "I saw your email but I thought it would be better if I just called you up" No it isn't jack off, you email me the fuck back so I have a fucking written record of the fuck you wanna say. Now I have to take notes. This isn't easier, it's easier for you.

Using my voice as a creator to put out a small PSA on how to disable the new feedback feature on our favorite overly-nosey payment processor. Reminder to never comm details on payment websites, and to never directly link your payment pages to your NSFW work.

It's kind of... Sad seeing something like this. But then going over the menu, options, pricing, etc. There'd be no solid vegan option and prices are a bit steep in this market. Hoping for the guys but guess this is a sign of things to come :/ Source: Sacramento Bee search.app/fhyXd

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Wait so... Was the potential supreme court revisit on marriage equality just so some fucking wretch of a so called human could have a CHANCE at getting out of the financial penalty she incurred for being such a wretch?

I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:

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That weird moment when you find out a coworker of yours did not pass the bar exam and you don't know whether to reach out or just keep quiet until they tell you themselves.

Shauna (the cat) Muzu on the couch = absolute ignore, I could be dead for all she cares. Muzu at his computer = I am the most important person on the planet and she must meow and scream until I pay attention to her and if I don't she will claw at my stupid expensive gaming chair.

A Decade Later, Supreme Court Is Asked to Revisit Same-Sex Marriage Decision www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/u... Gawd damnit...

The number of state workers I talk to who were laid off from tech and... Each and everyone winds up crying to me on the phone over the journey that left them being in state service. ... Fuck... I feel for you guys. They all cry. Man or woman they all cry.

So I'm aiming to stick to solid vegan eating till Thanksgiving... I... Am pretty sure I dreamt of eating meat last night. I think it was beef. Either ground or small medallions of meat that I was just pouring into my mouth.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers."

How people/cats see sick days: Employers: assholes just don't want to work anymore Workers: stay home sick, and just relax Muzu: stay home due to reasons... but also do some work because you don't want to fall behind The cat: if your hand is on that mouse you HAVE to pet me for five minutes.

The vanta black power ranger lives rent free in my head. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DBAj6a/

My costume at work is "furries run the internet"

I am fucking sick and tired of members calling for help, and then when you call them they use something to screen their calls, and when they do answer they ask what do I need. ASSHOLE YOU CALLED ME TELL ME WHAT IS WRONG AND WHAT THE PROBLEM IS!

when I'm sick what helps? Crystalline conflict (shit ton of adrenaline) Chinese food (glorious carbs)

I am really starting to hate the @nytimes.com you get a subscription and you get bombarded with ads to do the family subscription, or use their app so they can track you more. Want to play games? That's ANOTHER subscription. You give them your money and they don't skip a beat to ask for more.