I think my gift wrapping ability is a violation of the Geneva Convention. @kisushango.bsky.social doesn't care though and wants me to do it anyways. Something about love. 🎄

... I miss my 6900xt so damn much...

@flounder.bsky.social huh... ... huh 0o

Welp time for another what pisses Muzu off post. Clients who start emails/voicemails with 'oh we spoke before' I don't care bitch. You think I remember you? You WANT me to remember you? If I remember you that means you are the shit show of the shit show. No, you do NOT want me to remember you.

There's a special place in hell for people who join unions when shit happens to them directly and then immediately scream for all the representation in the world.

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its 8:36 am, Time for another episode of 'how to piss off Muzu' Start anything with 'based on the research I completed through ChatGPT' bitch that does NOT give you any fucking credibility at all. Now I have to sift through 10 fucking cases to see if what ChatGPT said is even legally accurate.

... I find it funny it doesn't dawn on me how late in the year it is until I see posts for MFF

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How to piss off Muzu... AI edition. Muzu: Alexa, play some harpsichord music please Alexa: playing baroque classics from spotify I am not hearing a harpsichord.

Another of the "how to piss Muzu off" "I saw your email but I thought it would be better if I just called you up" No it isn't jack off, you email me the fuck back so I have a fucking written record of the fuck you wanna say. Now I have to take notes. This isn't easier, it's easier for you.

Using my voice as a creator to put out a small PSA on how to disable the new feedback feature on our favorite overly-nosey payment processor. Reminder to never comm details on payment websites, and to never directly link your payment pages to your NSFW work.

It's kind of... Sad seeing something like this. But then going over the menu, options, pricing, etc. There'd be no solid vegan option and prices are a bit steep in this market. Hoping for the guys but guess this is a sign of things to come :/ Source: Sacramento Bee search.app/fhyXd

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Wait so... Was the potential supreme court revisit on marriage equality just so some fucking wretch of a so called human could have a CHANCE at getting out of the financial penalty she incurred for being such a wretch?

I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:

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That weird moment when you find out a coworker of yours did not pass the bar exam and you don't know whether to reach out or just keep quiet until they tell you themselves.

Shauna (the cat) Muzu on the couch = absolute ignore, I could be dead for all she cares. Muzu at his computer = I am the most important person on the planet and she must meow and scream until I pay attention to her and if I don't she will claw at my stupid expensive gaming chair.

A Decade Later, Supreme Court Is Asked to Revisit Same-Sex Marriage Decision www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/u... Gawd damnit...

The number of state workers I talk to who were laid off from tech and... Each and everyone winds up crying to me on the phone over the journey that left them being in state service. ... Fuck... I feel for you guys. They all cry. Man or woman they all cry.

So I'm aiming to stick to solid vegan eating till Thanksgiving... I... Am pretty sure I dreamt of eating meat last night. I think it was beef. Either ground or small medallions of meat that I was just pouring into my mouth.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers."

How people/cats see sick days: Employers: assholes just don't want to work anymore Workers: stay home sick, and just relax Muzu: stay home due to reasons... but also do some work because you don't want to fall behind The cat: if your hand is on that mouse you HAVE to pet me for five minutes.

The vanta black power ranger lives rent free in my head. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DBAj6a/

My costume at work is "furries run the internet"

I am fucking sick and tired of members calling for help, and then when you call them they use something to screen their calls, and when they do answer they ask what do I need. ASSHOLE YOU CALLED ME TELL ME WHAT IS WRONG AND WHAT THE PROBLEM IS!

when I'm sick what helps? Crystalline conflict (shit ton of adrenaline) Chinese food (glorious carbs)

I am really starting to hate the @nytimes.com you get a subscription and you get bombarded with ads to do the family subscription, or use their app so they can track you more. Want to play games? That's ANOTHER subscription. You give them your money and they don't skip a beat to ask for more.

Muzu on PVP when he sees another hrothgar: aww... I'm sorry fellow friend :c Muzu on PVP when he sees another hrothgar that makes it clear they are not a 🏳️‍🌈hrothgar: ... I will do everything I can to kill you...

to the person at 6:42 pm, on a FUCKING FRIDAY NIGHT who calls my office number (and thus my personal cell) you can burn in hell.

One of the weird things I do in my job is explain high school English to members. 'Consider your audience' and 'You are writing a persuasive paper' are not things I thought I'd be saying so much as an attorney.

I hate Teams. Why the fuck do people always send fucking Teams meetings when a fucking phone call will do? It's a fucking one on one meeting, no you do not get my undivided attention for 30 minutes if your question is stupid AF I am going to play solitaire damnit.

I should not listen to shadowbingers on the way to work. It makes the drive far more exciting than it needs to be. Also super cruise doesn't work on my stretch of the 5 (fuck you to hell GM) so I'm actually driving instead of sitting back listening to 107 days by Harris -.-

... Literally on a call right now and if you can't explain what the fuck your problem is in five minutes you don't need an attorney you need a therapist

One thing that puzzles me more than anything are the clients that have the gall to ask for your communications with opposing counsel. I just... It is beyond me. And it reflects what type of person they are in their jobs and why the department is trying to fire them. And they just never notice it.

Sharing with ALT text for those who aren't aware of the ongoing real world implications for trans people in the U.S. "I'm afraid I could be arrested if I travel to that state..."

Everyday I stare and this and I cannot get what I think it looks like out of my head. The fact that it's a rainbow just makes it that much more hilarious to me.

Welcome to Rosco's! Don't get roofied! @kainsshadow.bsky.social

The Mary Kay final boss.

*sigh* what's annoying is my problem client is coming back to the office too. Despite being told MULTIPLE TIMES now to stop coming here.

All this workplace violence training is teaching me is that they would rather us risk death than work from home.

Sigh... This week's lesson. Do not listen to white authors that judge black shows. I'm enjoying ironheart.

Well the game of #life was intense today

Man the way that MS addresses the killing of Skype is... comforting. But somehow it just makes me mad at them anyways XD

I've been doing weird games of solitaire... This one was where I couldn't do a single fuck up. Every tap had purpose... Wtf...

... fuck the clients that try to drag me into their drama...