Well fuck. Seems I'll be leading bargaining AND becoming our local rep. So help me god I'm making our local mascot based on my fursona @uaw.org ... I'm also the attorney and have been doing this for a decade but STILL!

Welp, it's a day that ends in y so time for another episode of "how to piss off your attorney" Cc the attorney's colleague in an effort to get them to reply. Me. They cc'd me hoping I'd harass the senior attorney into responding.

I read through the article and through the letters sent to these paypros and you guys should too (like please actually read them, don't rely on me). It specifically cites religious and political views but the language is wide open. This is good

Why the fuck is it when you pay for a service (looking at you wsj.com) that they then start harassing you to enable ads. I'm PAYING for you. Not to hear from your fucking sponsor.

Yanno...I am legit excited about the new sac republic FC stadium. And that the money is coming from a tribe just... Makes me giddy for how much it stirs up childhood joy, memories, and values for me. @sacrepublicfc.com

*goes out to take out the recycling* Oooo!

Fun things. Coming home to my parent's place and listening to them bicker about how to clean the floor. Mommy is from Grenada, Daddy is American born. Modern technology is... A spray that just dissolves stuff according to my Dad.

Muzu: oooo I know what to watch! Vic: oo? Muzu: hardcore black tar heroin porn Vic: ... What the fuck? PBS. We're going to watch PBS 💖

THE BEAM!

Posting late but... THE BEAM

Those fun moments when you wonder if your tongue twisting makes your boss think that you're interviewing elsewhere tomorrow. Which you're not. No that'd just be silly. I'm interviewing elsewhere the day AFTER tomorrow <3

FUCK I DID IT AGAIN!!

Well I am current on Bridgerton. Fuck.

Muzu: I love you :3 Kisu: you're not getting my beer Muzu: D:

On a Friday morning after effectively pulling a what... 14 hour day or so... And back at the office the next day like nothing happened. Just... Yeah ☕️

Well sun came up, time for another how to piss off Muzu I mean piss off your attorney. "I know you're very busy, but here are 9 documents I want you to look over" they did their own research and they're getting ready to set themselves up to get fired so I have to intervene fast... And I AM busy

... the number of mental health situations clients call me on over is... Just wrong. Fuck people get a therapist for fucks sake not an attorney. I know your healthcare system too, it is GOOD. It's weird when the mental health resources are available and people don't use it -.-

THE BEAM MY BROTHERS THE BEAM!!!

"A small nuclear facility independently powers the building; spare energy is stored by electrolyzing water into two tanks for oxygen and hydrogen. While never tested, the manufacturers claim the occupants could stay self-contained for up to two decades."

I want to have AI look over my cover letter... but I feel like if I do it'll just steal my soul. I feel like a lot of my views of AI are like of people when the photograph first game out or something. AI record your D&D session: it'll steal your campaign AI look over resume: it'll steal your soul

Yyyyyyup. So at the dealership now and the guy there said it is upper management pushing it. Some call center out of the country that has a list and harasses people for not showing up to the dealership every 6 months.

I think connected cars are evil. All they amount to are mobile data collectors that the dealer uses to harass you to come in. Ask WHY you should come in? No idea why. Just come in, look at all these discounts. Ask for the cost of anything? No idea. Just come in. Fuck you GM.

I'm working at avoiding the NYTimes today since it seems to just be all disaster all the time. I tried NPR. I am happy with my choice. www.npr.org/2026/02/18/n...

Normal people: EVs take too long to charge Muzu's family: omfg we spent too long buying scented candles take the car off the charger!!

It just dawned on me the Sacramento zoo has a male lion called Slamson, just like the King's mascot. If he doesn't seal the deal with that female lion I'm going to start making jokes. Unless if he's gay then yanno full support and that sort of stuff 🏳️‍🌈

Adventures in DnD: Muzu: why don't we just have AI take notes for us? DM: NO. It'll steal my campaign.

Nothing like uploading furry porn to furaffinity and your work phone starts buzzing... at 7:04 am. You have a lot of fucking nerve thinking we're 'open' and taking calls at 7 am in the fucking morning. Fuck I don't even think any of the departments I represent are open at 7 am.

Apparently I have marijuana seeds... I... Wonder how good my lazy af green thumb is...

The inner child today is so strong all that has been playing in my head is the tune to rescue rangers

At the rate the Sacramento Kings are doing I expect this headline before the end of the season, "Sacramento Kings lose to single squirrel trapped in honey."

Another episode of... How to piss off your attorney. Saying to your attorney, after they explained to you how these two legal mechanisms work, that "additional context would be helpful" oh goodie, so if you keep talking the law will change. Who the fuck do you work for, Trump?!

Hey guys! ♥️ @kisushango.bsky.social @vicromos.bsky.social

Muzu: Alexa, play some Gregorian chant music please Alexa: playing Gregorian chant techno mix Muzu: gawd damn your malicious compliance

The things I mumble to myself while playing solitaire are interesting. "I need a Black King." I mean I got one of those, @kisushango.bsky.social

I am getting really annoyed with the usual barely do anything meaningful in Congress BS but I get a constant stream of "give us money!" text message from the democrats...

That moment you realize you have fucked like...everyone in your D&D campaign. Not in the campaign itself, but the actual players.

now and then while at the computer my other cat will come over under the desk and start meowing at me. I look down at her... she looks like the fucking clown from IT

Been long enough so... Another episode of "how to piss off your attorney" Be hyper pushy in scheduling a meeting, then say you might be a little late, then ask how long the meeting YOU SCHEDULED will be, FAIL to show up to the meeting, all while thinking the attorney does not have OTHER work to do.

I hate the clients that just throw a lot of shit at chatgpt and have it compile crap. It's fucking obvious and just creates more work while empowering morons to think they're doing something meaningful.

How to make brown rice 1: clean the brown rice and put it in the rice cooker, 2 cups brown rice to 3 cups water, add bullion to fancy it up 2: do ALL THE DAILIES IN FFXIV 3: make the other food to go with the rice 4: the brown rice will still not be ready 5: scream 6: the rice is now ready

I feel so old right now I want a rollodex. I don't want to look through outlook, I don't want to do a Google search, I want your fucking business card that you gave me IN PERSON AT COURT that I stapled to another card that I keep in my office next to my landline phone with all my other little cards

Welp my boss pieced it together, figured out I'm a furry (without saying it), and thought I was going to FC. he thinks it's a gaming thing though. ... He has now become my favorite thing about this job. Fuck.

Googling myself is weird. I'm either white and dead, or black, alive and well, and being a liberal do gooder.

I lost my TeaTanic! ... ... I wonder if there is a TeaTitan...

Hi, I'm pulmonary embolism

I think my gift wrapping ability is a violation of the Geneva Convention. @kisushango.bsky.social doesn't care though and wants me to do it anyways. Something about love. 🎄

... I miss my 6900xt so damn much...

@flounder.bsky.social huh... ... huh 0o

Welp time for another what pisses Muzu off post. Clients who start emails/voicemails with 'oh we spoke before' I don't care bitch. You think I remember you? You WANT me to remember you? If I remember you that means you are the shit show of the shit show. No, you do NOT want me to remember you.

There's a special place in hell for people who join unions when shit happens to them directly and then immediately scream for all the representation in the world.