That weird moment when you find out a coworker of yours did not pass the bar exam and you don't know whether to reach out or just keep quiet until they tell you themselves.

Shauna (the cat) Muzu on the couch = absolute ignore, I could be dead for all she cares. Muzu at his computer = I am the most important person on the planet and she must meow and scream until I pay attention to her and if I don't she will claw at my stupid expensive gaming chair.

A Decade Later, Supreme Court Is Asked to Revisit Same-Sex Marriage Decision www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/u... Gawd damnit...

The number of state workers I talk to who were laid off from tech and... Each and everyone winds up crying to me on the phone over the journey that left them being in state service. ... Fuck... I feel for you guys. They all cry. Man or woman they all cry.

So I'm aiming to stick to solid vegan eating till Thanksgiving... I... Am pretty sure I dreamt of eating meat last night. I think it was beef. Either ground or small medallions of meat that I was just pouring into my mouth.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers."

How people/cats see sick days: Employers: assholes just don't want to work anymore Workers: stay home sick, and just relax Muzu: stay home due to reasons... but also do some work because you don't want to fall behind The cat: if your hand is on that mouse you HAVE to pet me for five minutes.

The vanta black power ranger lives rent free in my head. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DBAj6a/

My costume at work is "furries run the internet"

I am fucking sick and tired of members calling for help, and then when you call them they use something to screen their calls, and when they do answer they ask what do I need. ASSHOLE YOU CALLED ME TELL ME WHAT IS WRONG AND WHAT THE PROBLEM IS!

when I'm sick what helps? Crystalline conflict (shit ton of adrenaline) Chinese food (glorious carbs)

I am really starting to hate the @nytimes.com you get a subscription and you get bombarded with ads to do the family subscription, or use their app so they can track you more. Want to play games? That's ANOTHER subscription. You give them your money and they don't skip a beat to ask for more.

Muzu on PVP when he sees another hrothgar: aww... I'm sorry fellow friend :c Muzu on PVP when he sees another hrothgar that makes it clear they are not a 🏳️‍🌈hrothgar: ... I will do everything I can to kill you...

to the person at 6:42 pm, on a FUCKING FRIDAY NIGHT who calls my office number (and thus my personal cell) you can burn in hell.

One of the weird things I do in my job is explain high school English to members. 'Consider your audience' and 'You are writing a persuasive paper' are not things I thought I'd be saying so much as an attorney.

I hate Teams. Why the fuck do people always send fucking Teams meetings when a fucking phone call will do? It's a fucking one on one meeting, no you do not get my undivided attention for 30 minutes if your question is stupid AF I am going to play solitaire damnit.

I should not listen to shadowbingers on the way to work. It makes the drive far more exciting than it needs to be. Also super cruise doesn't work on my stretch of the 5 (fuck you to hell GM) so I'm actually driving instead of sitting back listening to 107 days by Harris -.-

... Literally on a call right now and if you can't explain what the fuck your problem is in five minutes you don't need an attorney you need a therapist

One thing that puzzles me more than anything are the clients that have the gall to ask for your communications with opposing counsel. I just... It is beyond me. And it reflects what type of person they are in their jobs and why the department is trying to fire them. And they just never notice it.

Sharing with ALT text for those who aren't aware of the ongoing real world implications for trans people in the U.S. "I'm afraid I could be arrested if I travel to that state..."

Everyday I stare and this and I cannot get what I think it looks like out of my head. The fact that it's a rainbow just makes it that much more hilarious to me.

Welcome to Rosco's! Don't get roofied! @kainsshadow.bsky.social

The Mary Kay final boss.

*sigh* what's annoying is my problem client is coming back to the office too. Despite being told MULTIPLE TIMES now to stop coming here.

All this workplace violence training is teaching me is that they would rather us risk death than work from home.

Sigh... This week's lesson. Do not listen to white authors that judge black shows. I'm enjoying ironheart.

Well the game of #life was intense today

Man the way that MS addresses the killing of Skype is... comforting. But somehow it just makes me mad at them anyways XD

I've been doing weird games of solitaire... This one was where I couldn't do a single fuck up. Every tap had purpose... Wtf...

... fuck the clients that try to drag me into their drama...

#Mommy needed help moving some mulch this morning and I noticed her pants. She had no idea what it was but it really made me happy.

Huh, neat read. open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...

Things I have learned while practicing, if your client says "I'm not one to start a fight." It means they are the biggest pain in the ass known to man and they pick fights at the drop of a hat.

Why is it in fantasy games (looking at you FFXIV) the royal knights were competent and committed. But in modern days people are fuck ups and letting goons reach the castle (white house). I get fantasy and all but STILL.

In this episode of how to piss off your attorney. Calling and leaving a voicemail to my emails. Stop. Fucking. Calling. Me. I know why you're doing it. You want to talk to someone because you're too cheap (read: stupid) to use your grade A healthcare I know you have >.<.

How to ALSO piss off your attorney: Start coming up with bullshit reasons why your attorney doesn't agree with you. The latest being the failure to comprehend that maybe, JUST MAYBE a labor union could staff more than one black male at a time. She thinks I represented someone when she was at

How to piss off your attorney: Develop tunnel vision so powerful that you hyper fixate on one unrelated issue SO STRONGLY you cannot acknowledge nor comprehend his request to delay a prehearing by three fucking days.

This bothers me. I used to work against these attorneys (I represented the parents) and these guys are some of the warmest, kindess, do not deserve to be run over because they are not DA scum you ever met. But compared to the rest their pay always sucked. I'm still glancing at other jobs and

So I passed probation at my current job, it offers a pension, meh WFH, good pay, and a legit sick and vacay accrual rate... So of fucking course I'm now being head hunted. Even fucking phone calls. What's really funny is some of those headhunting me come from places I know are utter shit.

I have never owned a Mazda in my life but I am staring at this and all I am thinking is renesis

I'm... Kind of getting to the point of wondering if I can somehow block news articles from showing up for me on here. I regularly go through the NYTimes, Huffington post, advocate, WSJ, and a shit ton of other sites. I don't need more reminders of the sweet hell were in when I just wander bsky

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... I drive an EV. I am with the partners as we get gas at a Costco for one of their cars. This process is so unfathomably rage inducing to me holy hell.

Ravens: interception Queens Lions: da fuq? SLAMSON the fucking LION: Delivers that beam Thank god for that. Love you Sacramento

Why do people call for help after cancelling membership?

Nothing like curating your background for an interview and ensuring that there is no furry porn in it XD already had to take down one picture and also change the angle of the laptop. I'm doing great XD

Ahhh back to work Email: They confirmed that I said the n-word at work and now they want me to go to training for it! Me: ... ... ಠ_ಠ

Fuck my brain. I'll have dreams that become so illogical that I'll argue with my subconscious till I wake up. This one was "I'm going to space!" Full legit thing, NASA chose three and I was one of them. I was super happy. One of those "it's real enough you believe it" dreams.